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      seems like the guy stopped playing ranked

      Planeskeeper

        Oh pls I m good with buttons(I really can't do that face)
        Kappa

        Seven-

          rofl i almost cucked u agaim

          Planeskeeper

            I actually have read that thread Including kitraks guide

            Seven-

              HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK RAN LIKE A BITCH WHEN I SAW A COCKROACH CRAWLING IN THE KITCHEN YEAAAAH FUCK THAT SHIT FUCK COCKROACHES

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                i dissected a cockroach once

                Planeskeeper

                  The problem isn't that I don't know what to do,its actually doing it
                  Take for example juggernaut, I know I m supposed to use ward during team fights but in my bracket it doesn't really matter so I don't stress it, but when I play with u guys it matters and there I fuck up cos I got bad habits.Haffy had to remind me 3 times in 1 game for me to get it right

                  2k indog monkey

                    Where can I read kitraks guide
                    I remember trying to keep calm on wet seasons when I saw cockroaches and killed them by pouring them liquid soap and spraying them with water to surgically kill them because I'm too disgusted to risk my body being touched by those shits if they managed to survive my gank

                    2k indog monkey

                      Actually pretty much all of us has that problem
                      We might give arguments and insights like most 5k here but in reality we also do stupid gamelosing craps just like you do

                      doc joferlyn simp

                        i queue into 1.5k avg party games and im having difficulty playing invoker

                        2k indog monkey

                          https://www.dotabuff.com/players/177175045
                          RIP Rayner he tried to learn DOTA2 but he went back to reading novels

                          doc joferlyn simp

                            that says a lot

                            Planeskeeper

                              That spec and axe party safelane lul
                              Even though I offered to babysit the spec he insisted that he Lane with axe

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                                hmmm, i dont get it, seemstome you guys have knowledge/mehanics of what the fuq you do to win/play the game, yet having a hard time climbing
                                maybe the trench is real

                                Illyasviel

                                  We might give arguments and insights like most 5k here

                                  kappa

                                  2k indog monkey

                                    "ive never seen a good antimage who wasnt insanely good at other heroes"
                                    I regained my confidence

                                    2k indog monkey

                                      Lmao Kelly I haven't played that much on the 3k account, give me some time to adapt ya know

                                      Planeskeeper

                                        Yo tusk with arcanes and dagon legit?

                                        2k indog monkey

                                          @tsukiko
                                          Ofc we basically repeated everything cookie said before to those VHS chasing plebs

                                          2k indog monkey

                                            @apoo
                                            Better than the SB deso tusk
                                            Only because of the arcanes

                                            Illyasviel

                                              arcane good, dagon no since u will waste tusk ult potential

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                                                blightstone > dagon
                                                go build one punch tusk, phase-blight-sb-deso

                                                Planeskeeper

                                                  I guess I'm stick with apoo
                                                  Fuck u kyle, u cuck

                                                  doc joferlyn simp

                                                    what am i gonna do with all the knowledge if my execution is shiiiiiiiiiiit

                                                    Planeskeeper

                                                      That's the question I ask myself everyday

                                                      2k indog monkey

                                                        I remember my 900 MMR friend saying I'm treating the game too seriously
                                                        I was only talking about slark is tiring to play if done right (fucking 3x tread switching plus talon each camp)
                                                        [*]

                                                        Illyasviel

                                                          LMAO 4k race, mb will take few years to accomplish it LUL. Mine take like 8 months from 3.1k to 4.1k since mid 3k is toxic af.
                                                          imo in term of skill i would say alice is superior than bws but idk why shes stuck at 3k, and i nvr play with haffy, also hes mmr is far below them that makes him on the disadvantaged position.
                                                          but lets see then.

                                                          2k indog monkey

                                                            I still fuxking hate slark
                                                            Everytime I play that fish I get like 10 LH/min only to lose then some fucking idiot who can't even last hit properly or position themselves went like 15-1 the next game
                                                            Its like those idiots have some sort of black magic charm or something

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                                                              play timber against slark, 100% you will win
                                                              @Tsuikiko, 4k-4.5 is the hardest climb ive ever done, glhf with that

                                                              2k indog monkey

                                                                @tsukiko
                                                                Probably it will never end since all of us are scrublords and are destinied to be a low MMR scrub forever

                                                                Planeskeeper

                                                                  Lemme into the race I'll beat all of you kappa

                                                                  Illyasviel

                                                                    welp idc enough since im not a tryhard and easily get bored, anime >>>>> dotka. 1 year again ill become a blue star just w8, and at that time theres still no winner from that 4k race LMAO.

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                                                                      CUM PT WIT US

                                                                      doc joferlyn simp

                                                                        are my sweet children asleep?

                                                                        Illyasviel

                                                                          go sleep mortals

                                                                          Shou

                                                                            Did someone say carry tusk?
                                                                            https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2500039268
                                                                            I was actually so mad I lost that game. Ck had no fucking farm even tho we were annihilating them early on. I, tusk, a hero who didn't intentionally touch creeps after 20 min cuz I had a team to carry, had more lh than ck.
                                                                            https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2521982981
                                                                            https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2526837777

                                                                            死の恐怖 Haseo

                                                                              I lose all game today after so long not playing . fuck dota actually

                                                                              robert

                                                                                Never sleep

                                                                                Seven-

                                                                                  rofl lost my first game this is gonna suck

                                                                                  robert

                                                                                    Looks like everbody grinding solo memer. Time to reach 4K boiss

                                                                                    Seven-

                                                                                      ok time to stop

                                                                                      i just lost 50 mmr so im gonna try again tomorrow

                                                                                      doc joferlyn simp

                                                                                        it's church time huehuehuehue

                                                                                        i do hope i can play in the afternoon

                                                                                        2k indog monkey

                                                                                          Johann is lying he's a Muslim
                                                                                          Kappa

                                                                                          Shou

                                                                                            I masturbated this morning, shud I do it again? I'm kinda bored.

                                                                                            2k indog monkey

                                                                                              Masturbating only feels useful to do before sleeping
                                                                                              So no

                                                                                              doc joferlyn simp

                                                                                                um no you should work on that research paper regarding diox

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