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Seven-

    party memer is D E S T R O Y I N G us

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      Seven-

        OOPS SNIPED CUCK

        robert

          No party memer is good

          lemme hear you say OV HOE...

            NO MEMES ARE GOOD MEMES

            dead

              I suggest playing solo rank first b4 playing party mmr
              If you play party mmr first, you will be worn out when you finally play solo

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              evy

                Haffy lets race to 4k kappa
                Tbh I only have like one more week where I can fully tryhard and play like 5-6 hours straight a day, don't think it's enough for me to get like 200 MMR
                I hope I'm wrong tho

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                Seven-

                  im the living proof guys

                  remember i played 1k+ games of pt memer

                  Seven-

                    hey bws im the one who wanted to race u both y arent u inviting me cucks

                    evy

                      B U R N I N G W I T H T H E P L A Y S ! D E S T R U C T I O N !

                      evy

                        Yes lets go
                        But other than having the chance to wave the 4k epenis to the other 2 (for yves epuzsy) what is the point of it

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                          yves keeps fucking me over

                          evy

                            Kelly with that level of autism I suggest you to gice your 4k account to me before you drop down to 400 mmr due to retardation

                            Seven-

                              guy who ends up having the least mmr when someone wins gets the title "3k benao" and MUST use that name until he gets 4k

                              KAPPA

                              doc joferlyn simp

                                im gonna tryhard so hard tomorrow before i commit myself to school

                                Seven-

                                  holy shit now im suddenly motivated

                                  evy

                                    3k
                                    SOUTH EAST ASIAN
                                    BENAO
                                    Oh my
                                    Our lives is at stake

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                                    Seven-

                                      holy shit i have to get wins rolling asap

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                                        lmao at benao, I think he gave up on mmr now, look at his two recent games, he intentionally fed, maybe he missed lowprio

                                        evy

                                          I think I would be the 3k benao tbh
                                          Unless magically my dad got some extra cash to buy me a new VGA AFTER my mom goes to Medan but BEFORE my dad goes there too

                                          lemme hear you say OV HOE...

                                            I'll just grab my popcorn and see WHO WILL BE THE SOUTH EAST ASIAN BENAO

                                            evy

                                              While we are laughing at benao having 4k mmr after 10k hours, there are way more people who couldn't even reach 4k or even 3k after 10k hours
                                              Or not

                                              Dog

                                                VGA = vagina?

                                                Planeskeeper

                                                  How bad is it if u got a 5 carry draft In ranked?

                                                  evy

                                                    I can already see bws a.k.a dioxs' twin a.k.a THE THREE THOUSAND MATCHMAKING RANK POINT SOUTH EAST ASIAN BENAO memes going on this thread

                                                    Seven-

                                                      i queued with a guy who had 5.8k matches and was still 3k. thought that he was playing party queue ut nope, 3k is his solo memer

                                                      i have the pic on my pc but im not using it rn, ill show it here tomorrow

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                                                        @harmless, not bad, in your bracket, whoever has more carries will win the game, since most ppl at that bracket dont know how to end the game or dont know how to ptfo

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                                                        evy

                                                          It's not that bad harmless
                                                          As long as the enemy team also has weirdo draft or consists of retards (or even both), which happens most of the time, as long as you do your shits correctly it's not that hard to win the match

                                                          Seven-

                                                            @apoo

                                                            thats great

                                                            ur late game is more secured and since supports get lasthits/never ward anyway youd pretty much prefer having another core

                                                            Seven-

                                                              HIS NAME IS APOO GUYS SHOW SOME RESPEKT

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                                                                suk a bag of dicks yves

                                                                Planeskeeper

                                                                  Kyle I hate you for the apoo train
                                                                  I like supporting cuz it takes off the pressure off of me but in by bracket the carries are dogshit even compared to me(most of you have seen how I play)

                                                                  evy

                                                                    I had some guy on my team with 3000 matches, and lvl 90 (the items one), who was (and probably still is) delusional, unable to last hit, unable to manage lane equilibrium, dies randomly to an obviously bad fight or gank, AND BUILDS VLADIMIRS OFFERING ON PHANTOM LANCER, basically your typical annoying peenoise
                                                                    It was a 1800 MMR average match
                                                                    I'm still triggered by that guy

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                                                                      join the offlane master race
                                                                      edit: you too bryant, go suk a bag of diks

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                                                                      evy

                                                                        You're a godlike carry compared to people inside that shithole

                                                                        evy

                                                                          Fuck off kelly the only "offlane" you play is timbersaw and he's not even a true offlane hero

                                                                          Planeskeeper

                                                                            Ye I find guys with 2k games in my soloq ranked matches, idk how u could be that bad after so many games

                                                                            Planeskeeper

                                                                              I actually go godlike in most juggernaut games in my bracket lul

                                                                              Dog

                                                                                Today i browsed a gay coworker's tablet and found straight porn.

                                                                                The person has hormone grown boobs and a full blown crossdresser

                                                                                lemme hear you say OV HOE...

                                                                                  @harmless Except for that one time where I was playing jungle axe

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                                                                                    too late to come back now

                                                                                    Planeskeeper

                                                                                      Pls dont remind me , ifed with jugg when I was stacking with dog today too

                                                                                      evy

                                                                                        I doubt you can even utilize the blink manta diffusal abyssal jugg build correctly
                                                                                        Just go agha MoM since you won't be able to comprehend all those buttons

                                                                                        2k indog monkey

                                                                                          https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2801299062
                                                                                          Thought that this match would be a great example if you can download it, good luck on improving mate

                                                                                          Seven-

                                                                                            somehow u reminded me of this guy: https://www.dotabuff.com/players/88710423

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                                                                                            2k indog monkey

                                                                                              But pls don't copy me forgetting to take the blink on the courier after getting it in min 18 ayy

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                                                                                                i feel bad for that guy

                                                                                                Seven-

                                                                                                  yeah me too, heres his thread btw if u kinda wanna reread it: https://www.dotabuff.com/topics/2016-10-30-stuck-at-700-mmr-and-dont-know-how-to-improve

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