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General DiscussionOfficial Techies ruined my game thread

Official Techies ruined my game thread in General Discussion
Hopeless

    Now that techies is out, this shit pale of a hero is most assuredly going to make people extremely upset.

    Use this thread to discuss, rage or cry about how techies ruining your game and perhaps your life, and feel free to let us know where exactly on the doll techies touched you.

    Primordial Soup

      "Techies is out"

      Dizzy

        if rubick uses suicide game crashes and dissapears for ever lol just seen it

        i left her

          ooo techies update on dotabuff, ez 37% winrate

          http://www.dotabuff.com/heroes/techies

          Dizzy

            haha i guessed 37% im SO SMART!

            ddd666

              I tried stealing suicide and using it. Nothing happened brah :D Or they just patched it?

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              Dizzy

                maybe they hot patched it super quick

                [Lk].Zano

                  37% winrate? That's...surprisingly high actually, considering that pre-nerf Earth Spirit began at 30%.

                  Welt aus Eis

                    I'm going for Alcest + God is as Astronaut show, enjoy your ruined Dota boys

                    Zahard

                      holy shit i had techies in my team and i won
                      http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/874635745

                      Quick maffs

                        37 % ? fuck i lost the bet

                        Dizzy

                          i just played a game and no one picked techies lol AMAZING!

                          Zahard

                            i played on a smurf to see how bad it is. guess ill go play 1 ranked on this acc YOLO BOYS

                            Quick maffs

                              ARE YOU CRAZY BOY ? I am going to play some unranked

                              N4

                                We fucking lost boys...

                                [Lk].Zano

                                  Unranked? Lol, time for All Random Deathmatch boys.

                                  Hopeless

                                    first ranked game played was against techies.

                                    heroes was worthless lol...

                                    Quick maffs

                                      wtf is this shit how are you guys so lucky to get techies in the enemy team ?

                                      [Lk].Zano

                                        Considering that there's actually a higher chance of getting Techies in the enemy team, you are an unlucky boy. Story of our lifes! (Good thing I won't be able to actually play dota for a few more days...god I'll be so rusty)

                                        Zahard

                                          HAHAHA insta pick techies in my team GG ez -25

                                          Quick maffs

                                            LOL Allison

                                            Zahard

                                              he fed first blood in 3 minutes. rest of the team is afk
                                              so far so good

                                              Fakovnik

                                                btw how to pick Techies asap so I can repick ? Is it possible with some macro ? just in case

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                                                jo~

                                                  u repick ppl can still pick him again

                                                  Zahard

                                                    http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/874698244
                                                    easy
                                                    -50 in 30 mins damn this update is so much fun xDx dxDXDDDD

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                                                    nlnj_a

                                                      Hit T and he is the first T hero I believe.
                                                      For the insta pick, then repick.

                                                      Zeus and sniper are pretty good vs techies.
                                                      Shrapnel destroys bombs from afar (since they have low health and take damage form some aoes).
                                                      I'm assuming march of the machines blows up bombs too.

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                                                      Quick maffs

                                                        LOL Allison

                                                        I was a bit more lucky

                                                        http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/874709008

                                                        We need a " TECHIES GAVE ME A FREE WIN " thread

                                                        Hopeless

                                                          too scared to play, may get techies on my team

                                                          Seoulmate

                                                            @Concede
                                                            I've been too lazy to test this myself, but I see you've played Abaddon vs. Techies. Did the ult activate first or did you die?

                                                            Zahard

                                                              ez -100

                                                              Hopeless

                                                                @hotsalsa

                                                                That techies was so shitty that the game was lost for them before i could even try it.

                                                                In the entire game i was never touched by a techies explosion.

                                                                But yea, the general idea was i would just go in front to mine scout and then get a blade mail... My team was really obnoxious too. They made me solo off lane since the NP didnt want to.

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                                                                Miku Plays

                                                                  there really isnt a changelogs.. other than techies being released?

                                                                  Freak

                                                                    @HotSalza, Abaddon Ult activates first.

                                                                    I had 2 games against Techies, picked PL got him in a duallane against me, with a 1-1-1 skillbuild you can secure your entire jungle/safelane rune with little effort.
                                                                    Luckily the 1 game with techies on my team he was decent and we won. They had really shit lanes though and I got free kills on the jungling Tinker with NP)

                                                                    Seoulmate

                                                                      @Hatsune

                                                                      More hats.

                                                                      @Concede

                                                                      Just tested it out and Abbadon's ultimate will trigger before Techies ult can kill him.

                                                                      CaptainDreads

                                                                        Played 5 games of Random Draft. No Techies :happytears:

                                                                        Hopeless

                                                                          you lucky bisch

                                                                          I'm 14k mmr let me mid

                                                                            too anoying hero 7 kill on my ta cuz this permastun mines

                                                                            i left her

                                                                              im having fun hue

                                                                              i just love techies where u mine and bait supports to come over rofl

                                                                              npc
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                                                                                Gustaphos

                                                                                  http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/875055544

                                                                                  this game officially is stupid. I bought 2 gems of true sight ass tons of sentries as KOTL and still managed to step on mines the whole fucking game.

                                                                                  This game is officially gayer than elton john's fucking pink fanny pack.

                                                                                  A_Generic_Name

                                                                                    I'm loving techies. One of the best counters to squishy heroes, of which there are a lot. They push towers like a boss, they are hard to counter even with wards (their bombs detonate anyway, so you can't really defuse them. I'm expecting a nerf to that later.), and they defend better than any other hero that comes to mind, besides maybe Pugna.

                                                                                    1st and foremost, you get 20 "wards" on the map at any one time for free. The ulti bombs do not detonate on creeps, and they last for 8 minutes. 8 minutes! That's even longer than an Observer, and you get them for no cost besides easily regen'd mana every 10 seconds. Your team cannot get ganked once you have the map well "warded".

                                                                                    Secondly, the bombs deal massive damage in surprising places. For example, you can mine the Side Shop and kill any support or underfarmed carry who foolishly walks in. This is what everyone knows about techies, but it's still crazy just how much damage they deal, especially later in the game.

                                                                                    3rd, they push lanes and towers like motherfucking bosses. Those mines hit buildings, have a low cooldown, and deal a massive chunk of damage every time. I would argue that the Techies are even better demolitionists than DP and SS.

                                                                                    And finally, they can turtle for days. With their stuns, nukes, and hidden surprises, no team can feel safe walking into your base for racks or towers. They are walking into a literal minefield, and no, having the little sign there will not help them one bit.

                                                                                    Oh, and you basically cannot feed as Techies, unless your opponent stunlocks you. And when you die, you almost always take someone else down with you. 10/10, most fun and annoying hero in recent memory.

                                                                                    Zahard

                                                                                      even tho this hero is mostly garbage it raelly makes breaking highground a bitch. tinker+techies holy shit

                                                                                      Fay

                                                                                        one of the best antipush hero :smile:

                                                                                        KAISLE

                                                                                          41% winrate and 1.25 KDA now, just below Chen. And thats after 1 day. Im guessing it will be 47% before the month is over and everyone will be crying for nerfs.

                                                                                          Zenoth

                                                                                            mostly garbage is people who dont know how to play him to be honest (me included)

                                                                                            he is flexible, can be played to counter junglers with an early smoke (quelling blade into trees, plant land mines to block camps - short of large scale deforestation with the likes of midnight pulse good luck finding and detonating the land mines), depriving most safe lane carries of their main farm accelerator, while being able to solo ancients faster than Alchemist.

                                                                                            in team fights he wombo-combos amazingly well with certain heroes too

                                                                                            but hey most people have no idea how to play him, just like most people still think pudge loses to TA in lane

                                                                                            Totentanz to The King: M ...

                                                                                              It's just that his laning is fucking terrible and most people think that planting mines on random places make them useful. They stay level 1 for 10 minutes and then just become a dead-weight feeder.

                                                                                              Fakovnik

                                                                                                ^^ It's gonna be less than 40% trust me

                                                                                                Hopeless

                                                                                                  @ zenoth

                                                                                                  People will eventually learn that statis trap first is the way to go.

                                                                                                  Quick maffs

                                                                                                    http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/874771074

                                                                                                    Why do you guys think this game was 1 hour long ? When he got aghs it was almost imposible to break their base, my team just stepped on mines the entire time we tried to push highgroud, even with a gem he killed the creep wave entirely so it was pretty hard.