I see you like inconspicuously stroking your epeen while doing it under the guise of doing something socially acceptable. I too, like the exercise
The thing is, usualy you tell people what they do wrong, and they need their time to adjust and learn slowly, but this guy literally does it instantly. Cookie wanted to find a guy like this but I found one before he could MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm legit suprised about the dude. I wanna see how far he's gonna go with that shit.
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3150062205
He needs a bit more practice on the farm department, but he sure is rekking.
Can you make him update his Dotabuff? I want to see his games and look at what changed specifically
Updated only up until 2013 matches: https://www.dotabuff.com/players/91136660
he's currently snooze, so idk.
@spunki:
Nah i'd have way more kills, gpm and way more CS.
@cookie:
IKR :D He's a fucking jewel xD
bbut you know, if you're whispering in his ear, he'll probably win more. but does he learn what you tell him? that's a different story
Took me a whole 5game to figure out how to get a good split push and farming pattern as tb. That student is pretty good i guess since he easily do anything u said
Not only that, but an idiot who apparently can't finish basic and menial tasks such as remembering a sentence
Jacked
Its like playing basket once you get the feel how to put the basketball in the ring in x distance you can do it over and over again without thinking.
u'd be suprised how dumb people are. Me and cookie can tell you stories you barely would believe.
Tell me one then. Cookie only ask me to push and end the game quick if their enemy lineup is easy to punish(5carry or 5hero that need item to be effective) seemslike a pretty braindead thing for me
COOKIE, APPRECIATE FX ALREADY YOU'RE MAKING HIM FEEL THAT HE NEEDS TO PROVE HIMSELF
Incoming: my student fx want unbeatable till 4k
By:cookie
So fucking triggered by myself why the fuck cant i play dota so that i can make mah boi cuki proud
fx is not slow nor fast, he's just fx
my best students went up by like 1k+ mmr in a month
my worst students are unmovable rocks which forget everything the next day after teaching them that thing
Umm cookie im pretty sure i can get 1k mmr in 1 month IF I DONT HAVE FUCKING IGCSE ON THIS FUCKING MONTH IM DONE DUDE anyway i will grind after my exam BUT I AM GOING TO JAPAN WHY CANT I JUST PLAY DOTA IN PEACE feelsbadman
Well you cant judge me actually coz i fucked up my calibration and i improve a lot so my skill level before you teach me is actually higher than my mmr i am just asking why i cant get mmr as fast as i used to then you generously come and teach me tnx >.<
@danishblunt
I can start story of stupid people !
One guy does a hold up in a grocery (whithout anything to hide his face -start well :D-)
The next day, he comes back, (unarmed -not that it really matter at that point-), to buy food.
Then employes (the same ones that he threatened the day prior) proceed to show some "special goods" in order to buy time for the police to come and arrest him.
gg wp
Cuki go teach them 4k plebs to get 5k xD
@matrice LOL
You serious? Did that shit happen in your local store? :D:D:D:D
Cuki
I want something just like this
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause...
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide,
Teach Pokemon to understand, the power that's inside.
Pokemon...gotta catch 'em all!!
It's you and me...
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon...Oh..you're my best friend,
in a world we must defend.
Pokemon...Gotta catch 'em all!!
A heart so true--Our courage will pull us through!
You teach me and I'll teach you!
Pokemon!
Gotta Catch 'Em All!
Gotta Catch 'Em All!
POKE-KE-MON!
Yup danish, i was like 5 when it did happen, and it was in a store really near where my dad was working
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So idk why but i rly felt like sharing this shiet. So I got myself a new student yesterday, nothing unusual so far but the thing is, he is like a fucking robot. He literally does everything I tell him to. It's weird as fuck. That shitfuck already gained 250mmr in 1 day, it literally looks as if he's getting boosted ROFL.