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X-Force

    @Danishblunt Correct me if I'm wrong but his current solo mmr is 1.3k right? Also are you coaching him for free?

    TheDrengr
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      Giff me Wingman

        https://youtu.be/hfAon7S7fL4?t=3m30s
        GOTTA CATCH EM ALL

        @jon jones: I think his solo MMR was 1.6k
        He has a long way to go.

        @matrice:
        holy fucking shit, where do u live xD

        @TheDrengr:
        Noone cares about your account buying posts. LuL.

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        X-Force

          @Danishblunt Great, can you now answer the 2nd part of my question and if the answer is yes, can you be kind enough to direct me to the forum, website, thread where rare species who have 5k+ mmr and are willing to coach for free hang out?

          Giff me Wingman

            I coached him for free, sadly you won't find a source where 5k+ players coach people for free, you have to understand that the request of coaching is infact so massive, that if i'd say yes to everyone who asks about coaching i'd have no life anymore and would be coaching 24/7 for free.

            You should probably look up some guides or find someone who has the time to coach you. Maybe cookie is bored enough right now.

            X-Force

              @Danishblunt Hero guides don't really do anything for me. I completely understand what you said above and that is one of the main reasons why I never ask for it(not to mention that it happens once in a blue moon that someone does it for free, you are the only one I have seen so far) and I'm not gonna spend money on it either unless I'm stuck in a place for years. Thanks for the info.

              Giff me Wingman

                Cookie also coaches for free, but other than us 2, I don't think anyone else does. I might be wrong tho, maybe someone will show up and take you under his wing.

                Chiwa

                  Coach me please blunt im your biggest fan xoxo

                  dead

                    @jon jones, how are you in normal skill bracket with those kinds of kda
                    and that winrate, jesus

                    N0X

                      Can i be your student? I'm tired of crap

                      Giff me Wingman

                        Jon Jones is probably stuck in 4k or something.

                        TheDrengr

                          @Danishblunt, coach me, 1 match, if I think it proves I am 2k mmr I will post on dotabuff That I am a 2k shit stain acc buyer lol

                          Jacked

                            i wouldnt mind coaching sub 1ks. but im not qualified for anything more

                            X-Force

                              Nope, not even close to 4k. This is my main account https://www.dotabuff.com/players/216750406 recently hit 3k there.
                              I'm gonna start playing solo ranked there again after 4th of may until then I'm playing on this account currently lower 2k.

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                              Jacked

                                i'd get coaching if i wasnt such a bad student

                                Giff me Wingman

                                  @TheDrengr:
                                  You honestly think I'd waste my time on proving that you are 2k shitstain?

                                  You gotta be kidding me xD

                                  Chiwa

                                    Why coach when you can 1v1 solo mid :thinking:

                                    Giff me Wingman

                                      He would only bitch about ping, fps, PC or some other advantage shit.

                                      Jacked

                                        i lost to raj, but it was definitely ping

                                        Snu

                                          Cookie or Danish, either of you coach an Invoker spammer? I could spam TA too, but that shit is too ez - don't need a coach for that. :P

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                                          Snu

                                            BTW, Danish. Blue star gone or never had it?

                                            Chiwa

                                              I can coach you @snu pm me for more detail

                                              Jacked

                                                why everytime i offer my coaching services, no 1k wants my help?

                                                fx

                                                  I offer my coahing service for $10000009 usd

                                                  死の恐怖 Haseo

                                                    cuz nobody want a coaching service from 3k's like us jacked feelsbadman

                                                    Giff me Wingman

                                                      Could get blue star back any time. Will probably get it back this evening since apparently it's bothering people ROFL

                                                      also, despite being dogshit invoker, I understand the hero but I am to autistic to to execute it, which is more frustrating since I exacly know when I done goofed.

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                                                      Jacked

                                                        i may be bad player but im gud coach. i will halp with doto posychology

                                                        Snu

                                                          After watching my Invoker replays I see my biggest issue is getting caught out when farming - usually a bigger issue when my team loses EVERY LANE and we have a jungler rather than a roamer. I just want some deeper insight to the hero on what else I could be doing better (ie. better mana management, when to farm you hard camps - do you stack, etc.)

                                                          zancr0w

                                                            can someone mentor me c: 2.7k safe lane spammer

                                                            1-IceTea 🌟

                                                              .....?
                                                              1.6K player win a few streak is rare now days?
                                                              I remember there is a player that can't even lane and he go only jungle,but even with that bad move he can get 21 win streak in much higher mmr range,and he literally never have coach,never watch any tutorial.
                                                              What's so special about NS player that stay in easier-to-rise-mmr place,with a coach and he win a lesser streak?(not even half)

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                                                              X-Force

                                                                ^ Can vouch for that. Did hit 3k without coaches or tutorials on a winstreak, going past that however might prove to be a little difficult.

                                                                Maximus

                                                                  coach me danish too xD i want more knowledge, cookie teaches me and i gained from 4kflat to 4.5k in just 2weeks, i really want to get to 5k

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                                                                  Maximus

                                                                    i need to gain 500 more mmr

                                                                    Shou

                                                                      yo cuki gimme the sick advice no Kappa
                                                                      ill start grinding after school ends

                                                                      Shou

                                                                        definitely ping

                                                                        excuses my boi

                                                                        evy

                                                                          Am I the 10%? :thinking:

                                                                          :3

                                                                            Can anybody coach a sub 1k retard :(

                                                                            doc joferlyn simp

                                                                              Man make your student update his Dotabuff. Legit curious to see what could have changed a player of 5 years

                                                                              dfdls

                                                                                Everyone loves ta on their team. :-)

                                                                                nonchaba

                                                                                  ^except position 1 heroes that can clear creepwaves as they're all fighting for farm.

                                                                                  evy

                                                                                    Yes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

                                                                                    Giff me Wingman

                                                                                      And he's still going lol

                                                                                      Sand1

                                                                                        You should start a coaching service kappa

                                                                                        X-Force
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                                                                                            I never really cared about guides, tutorials, coaches or spectating games but I know how 1k minds work and how hard it is to change or improve them, if this is legit I'm intrigued. 7k Danish Blunt you sure you don't have time for another fast learner?

                                                                                            https://www.dotabuff.com/players/216750406

                                                                                            The 2 games I lost are party ranked

                                                                                            After that I got this lower 2k account from a friend and just spammed invoker, will get back to my main and solo ranked with the new update. If you got time I would be happy to make my way to 4k faster.

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                                                                                            Giff me Wingman

                                                                                              Why don't you play further to see where you actually stop grinding first before asking for coaching? For all you know u might be 4k already.

                                                                                              Lokieleven

                                                                                                5ks aren't good enough at the game to have "students"
                                                                                                I'm sorry but that's like a high school student who's in AP classes teaching a student who's in standard.
                                                                                                Sure they can give some information but they aren't good enough to be a teacher.

                                                                                                Johnny Rico

                                                                                                  in july i will have 24/7 to play dota, and i will try to climb the max i can.

                                                                                                  Giff me Wingman

                                                                                                    2k logic doesn't apply here. Please go back to your trench with your trench logic.

                                                                                                    Purge, (arguably one of the best coaches) is 5.8k and coaches even 7k players. Just because you're good at dota doesn't mean you're good at transfering your knowledge to another person, not only that but some players are strong at analytics but poor at execution (purge is one of them) and then there are others that aren't analytically good but are mechanicly good enough to get 7k.

                                                                                                    Johnny Rico

                                                                                                      i am 2k and coach symetrical all day.