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    I would rather queue for 8:00 on Us west, euro east or euro west than play on usa east

    wetan

      We're on the verge of winning, until our storm bought back and zipped from fountain with 3k mana, mana void blew all 5 of us like an atomic bomb.
      I was 16-0 as axe, i had tarrasque and buyback, but necro with aghs shows up after mana void. We lost, and i cried :'C

      TripleSteal-

        i have two more accs, and use both of them to post here

        doc joferlyn simp

          inb4 Triple having online conversations with himself as a coping mechanism for his troubling loneliness.

          TripleSteal-

            i alrdy did it and not once

            dunce

              TRIPLESTEAL IS DIOX

              Beks

                triple steal , you are not a father

                TripleSteal-

                  @katz
                  have u heard of saint trinity? xD

                  TripleSteal-

                    the other two are not retarded like diox and this kind of posters, just average personalities. one is relatively recognized here, the other is not. i havent used anyof them to post in this thread.

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                    Beks

                      XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXXXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

                      Beks

                        hes bipolar disorder its very common

                        Riguma Borusu

                          im dogshit

                          Johnny Rico

                            I think i killed a kid when i was 11-12.

                            I was on my bike just strolling in the neighborhood, when i passed on a stret, in that stret many kids where playing with their Tricycles and i saw a hot 16 year old grill(she was tick just like my di ck hahaa i am 12 btw hahaa), and them i just ran over one kid in the tricycle, i heard a bones crack and kids and their mons scream like crazy, and tick 16 year old jumped on her bike and wanted to have my head on a stick because i killed her little brother, i never runned so much on that bike in my whole life, man thing is i knew the hood well enough and the tick grill couldnt keep up with me, i never entered that street in my whole life, and when i passed by car i would hide from view. lul

                            Mushi

                              Whenever I lose because of some crazy shit happening in my own team, I can only resort to flaming their entire race and families.

                              Drafting issues? Common
                              Space created from my supports? Near to zero when I play carry, but none used when I am the support
                              1 fight lost, buybacks, loses the game? Happening too often
                              Last picks not picking things that the team needs? Good, he's even arguing that why would it work despite picking disruptor
                              No opening to control the enemy despite having Invoker in my own team? My fault
                              All 4 of my teammates treating me as another enemy right from minute 0, while having 5 cores draft in 4k? God tier shit right there.

                              I don't want to play support anymore because that's automatic forfeit from me because I gave up my ability to turn the game. And yet if I don't last pick, the team either has physical damage with no control, or does well in early game but no momentum whatsoever because farming is everyone's priority so fuck early game. Last pick = retards picking cores early = everyone spamming "supp pls".

                              And I can't hold it anymore. The flames, the picks, the rage. I last picked Sven, let the team has 5 core lineup, fed down mid to give enemy Tinker BoTs, fed Drow to let her get level 6, bought all wards to give the enemy team (pretty pointless anyway), telling enemy to back off when my Mirana uses ult, and telling them to push when some of my "teammates" were in fountain.

                              I knew I'm getting LP. That's a release, I think. For the 200 lost MMR it is better to take a break than having to endure the pain and grind on to lose more.

                              Sorry for ruining the game. But I'm not regretting anymore.

                              Johnny Rico

                                fuck you mushi you need to treat your team better or you wont win ti69

                                Livin' Real Good

                                  Everytime I get mad at Peru and talk shit to them for speaking Spanish, I get this peculiar feeling at the back of my head cause i'm half Mexican, and we both speak the same damn language. (English my main, Spanish my second)

                                  Luxon

                                    I did hit&run once. Though I don't think that guy got seriously injured.

                                    I3ambi

                                      I don't know how to play enchantress. I'm a disgrace to my username.

                                      Onions

                                        I get insanely triggered when its 40:00 in and my team is spamming - we need wards.

                                        There might be a couple ones up already but our shop has them on CD. Announcing wards out of stock doesnt help.

                                        If they keep doing it, i have been known to refuse to buy any more

                                        Mushi

                                          @Hook and Roll I can't cope with incompetence and ignorance. Whenever they pick some shit hero for the draft, do terrible things, AND choose to act like they are all good and fine with it when being criticized, that triggers me a lot. When i point out something, I don't do it to trigger my teammates. I do it to make sure they don't repeat it the next time in my game which might cost me MY game. I don't care if he repeats that mistake for infinite times in his future games, as long as I am not in the same team with him.

                                          Especially drafting. Since there is not much to talk about during the draft before 2 or 3 picks done, it relies on the picker's own judgment to choose what is good for him (note: NOT the team). When the guy who is responsible for getting the wrong hero (e.g.: 4th core with no hard support in the team, all damage dealers lineup who can't catch up or deal with kiting/saving, afk cliff farming and jungle LC against early fighters, etc) is the last guy picking, the game is pretty much over.

                                          I don't treat people good when they are incompetent and ignorant. That's what I stand by, and it is pretty sad this world has too many of these people alive.

                                          ^^
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                                            chaeryeong

                                              I didn't let an old lady merge into my lane today

                                              Bobbyx Qrwa Mac

                                                im a girl

                                                Luxon

                                                  Come on guys get me some more interesting confessions.

                                                  dunce

                                                    i pick my nose

                                                    Chadzpyre

                                                      i found a way to cliff jungle lc.

                                                      offlaner

                                                        i originally calibrated my mmr 1k when I started playing and grinded it till 2k but dropped back to 1k. it was quite difficult as I was improving but at same time got really sad when we lost close games or lost games because I was not able to carry the team or support it well due to those 10 minutes of laning which I am still not good at. but I hope I can calibrate higher and get more space to learn and just git gud. really want to play pro dota once in my life atleast :D

                                                        [Lk].Zano

                                                          This is one of the accounts I was talking about. (TripleSteal)

                                                          Seriously though, I do have another account I've been using to play with stacks and custom games only. Posted with it a few times.

                                                          Illyasviel

                                                            i like flowers

                                                            raptured

                                                              I'm thinking about quitting my computer science bachelor to become a professional player altough i'n only 4,5k...

                                                              FeelsBadMan

                                                              Beks

                                                                im a porn jerk off adict and belive i got big dick cause of that( 16 cm)

                                                                Obamacare

                                                                  My confession? I random in almost all ranked games I go into flame the invoker for telling that void solo mid is not viable

                                                                  chaeryeong

                                                                    I want to go into finance, wasting the past 3 years I spent in psychology.

                                                                    Jacked

                                                                      ^kek exactly how I felt. Zano is triple :o

                                                                      TripleSteal-

                                                                        zano plays on another set of servers

                                                                        salt enjoyer

                                                                          I have boosted at least 10+ accounts from frequent dotabuff posters. I also may have had my account boosted by Alison once upon a time if you believe what Blunt tells you keepo.

                                                                          [Lk].Zano

                                                                            We could have made this go further Triple :<

                                                                            TripleSteal-

                                                                              i actually got 3 accs, but i didnt bother playing on other servers cz im not that concerned about identity privacy

                                                                              johnny cage era

                                                                                There was once a time when I was an honor student, now I have 3 failing grades FeelsBadMan

                                                                                I also try to sing Bohemian Rhapsody ingame if I get the chance

                                                                                Edit: There was once a time where I built treads on abaddon, phaseboots on axe, and battlefury/linkens on bounty hunter

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                                                                                Jacked

                                                                                  I got jebaited. Or are u just talking to yourself you sly dog

                                                                                  BreakBothLegs

                                                                                    I'm still short of 250mmr to reach 5k on my main, but can't stop playing at 1 mmr where tinkers rush octarines without boots.

                                                                                    Seoulmate

                                                                                      When Havoc has boosted 10+ accounts from dotabuff posters, but not yours :(

                                                                                      I like to speak chinese through voice and chat to make people think I'm a 14 year old chinese kid on their team.
                                                                                      I also have an alt where I only play jungle Drow

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                                                                                      Kermit's dark side

                                                                                        My confession: i gave up on my main because i tilt too hard
                                                                                        one day ill go back

                                                                                        Seoulmate

                                                                                          Oh, I also blindly follow the most popular guides

                                                                                          Xyp9x

                                                                                            I dont think I can reach 5k b4 the next patch

                                                                                            evy

                                                                                              I dont think I can rereach 3k before next patch

                                                                                              Seoulmate

                                                                                                I ban my teammates carry they have highlighted when I think they're bad

                                                                                                Kermit's dark side

                                                                                                  LOL^