General Discussion

General DiscussionConfessions thread

Confessions thread in General Discussion
🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

    thought it'd be fun to make one, here i'll start:

    the original original way i got to 5k wasn't grinding my main, i grinded my main from 1k to 3k, then i couldn't grind anymore

    so then i invented my replay analysis method, and combined it with the most lucrative and easiest way to get 5k possible.

    then i made a new acc and calibrated it 4.8k if i remember, and practiced on that.

    got bored and then went back to grinding my main and other accs, which i did properly using support.

    as much as i look down on the shitty low smurfers trying tu git vhs, i orginally was like them.

    TLDR; i was orginally a 3k(NS) who go to 5K(VHS) by smurfing & i actually still know the method on how even a 2-3k can calibrate 4.5k+ without playing like one.

    This topic was edited
    dead

      i actually still know the method on how even a 2-3k can calibrate 4.5k+ without playing like one.

      don't share it please
      edit: my confession: I like cats and I like dissecting them

      This comment was edited
      Rin

        Right now there are 3 spanish speakers flaming me in my party mmr threatening to report me because i randomed ns for my mid.

        I got 6 kills in the first night and then denied all my items and am watching this crash and burn

        FeelsGoodMan

        🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

          it's fine, obviously i'll never tell it. but if anyone feels smart, do some replay analysis: there's a giant mistake EVERY 4k player does, and i mean EVERY!!! that you can abuse. and it's actually quite simple, gl finding it XD

          maybe someone will figure it out eventually, anyways that's all the tips i'll give about that.

          Wintercoomer

            I say that I'll commend them, but I never do.

            Jacked

              4k like 2k because cookies. In one easy step u can find out the giant mistake that all 4ks make. Real 4ks hate him!

              Batoonchi

                If I play LC I go always jungle and im proud of it.

                quity

                  mulltiple times a week, I take a longer path which goes by the train she used to take, just in case I might meet see her one day. I wouldn't know what to say, or what she'd say to me.

                  evy

                    I'm sure you asked for MMR prediction
                    Don't lie about it
                    Ayy

                    🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

                      lc is a trany anyways, :p

                      she was a dude back in WC3

                      Jacked

                        But seriously tho, if it's
                        a mistake that you had find through replay analysis. And then u had to learn to exploit it during gameplay.. Maybe you just got good? Doesn't sound like something abusable

                        🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

                          if you knew the mistake, and how absurdly easy it is to abuse then you would understand. the execution is as easy as it possibly gets.

                          Jacked

                            Well part of getting Better is knowing what mistakes to exploit. Silly mistakes are always obvious when there's glaring skill gaps. As a 2-3k, I doubt they can just exploit one mistake and then start winning games. You would still need to be pretty good at fundamentals at least.

                            Come on now I'm really curious

                            quity

                              it's shadow blade isn't it?

                              Jacked

                                Maybe he started buying dust lul

                                dead

                                  we cant deal with splitpush?

                                  🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

                                    you can say technically i got better, but we can put it like this:

                                    you can swim over the pacific ocean by learning to swim really really fast

                                    or you can just get a boat

                                    so do some analysis, maybe you'll figure it out. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

                                    This comment was edited
                                    Soeeasy

                                      can you give the dotabuff link of your first smurf ?

                                      dunce

                                        i uninstall dota to quit forever for a week

                                        Soeeasy

                                          my confession: i had matchmaking anxiety for almost a year

                                          🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

                                            anyways, would be nice if we had some contributions to the thread. obviously i wont tell you my secret trick (ᵔᴥᵔ)

                                            @symetrical "oh you're quitting dota forever? okay see you tomorrow at the LAN" XD

                                            The Medic Guy

                                              based on
                                              you can swim over the pacific ocean by learning to swim really really fast

                                              or you can just get a boat

                                              what i got is

                                              you can go to 5k by grind really hard

                                              or you can just buy a 5k account

                                              This comment was edited
                                              quity

                                                fyyq I'm offering you two gyros if we ever should meet, for a calibrated acc

                                                dunce

                                                  ^^ a boat that sinks?

                                                  This comment was edited
                                                  dead

                                                    My confession: I think na players are dogshit

                                                    🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

                                                      solid 9/11

                                                      This comment was edited
                                                      Jacked

                                                        My
                                                        Confession: I'm actually 5k

                                                        Jacked

                                                          Tell us your trick or we riot. Banned cookies this forum

                                                          🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

                                                            btw jacked, are you actually making a PhD?

                                                            you sound actually quite smart

                                                            This comment was edited
                                                            Super Senko-san Time

                                                              It has to be PMA isn't it?

                                                              Mekarazium
                                                                This comment was removed by a moderator
                                                                chaeryeong

                                                                  I like rice. It's the best thing in the world. I like the feel of it against my skin.

                                                                  Also, I am an impotent man-boy.

                                                                  This comment was edited
                                                                  twitch.tv/afeect

                                                                    I got flamed by a 2k yesterday xD

                                                                    Beks

                                                                      i love reqding nasty stories but belive me , nasty nasty , and , rly nasty. . ..

                                                                      Vertoxity

                                                                        I'm an introverted person and I hate when people don't understand that.

                                                                        The Medic Guy

                                                                          well, since i'm not make my confession yet.

                                                                          confess : I FLAME A LOT, I AM THE NEGATIVITY, I AM THE DARKNESS WHO MAKE EVERY ONE TILTED IN MY TEAM, I AM THE TOXIC SEA PLAYER!! YOU TRASH!!!

                                                                          after i got my redemption. actually i don't flame a lot, unless i am triggered by last pick offlane sniper

                                                                          Shax

                                                                            If you want to just raise ur mmr and not ur skill its too easy to get a tbd around 4k~5k. But, what do you get? After tbd. you lose that mmr since its not up to ur skill. So, just climb. If you cant climb. Its either you have an attitude problem that love to tilt everyone and blame it to them instead of improving yourself. This is my first acc, Tbd is 3.4. And now im 5.5. Never start high! You're never good at start. Improve slowly. Mechanically, then Strategically if not, both. Im not pro. But best way to rise mmr is to improve yourself.

                                                                            This comment was edited
                                                                            [IR] Colitas

                                                                              i will never get out of being a 1.5k mmr scrub cyka retarded trash.....

                                                                              BSJ. LGD

                                                                                im a girl

                                                                                robert

                                                                                  I'm really 12 years old btw

                                                                                  Edit: Serious talk now, I have trust issues with people irl.

                                                                                  This comment was edited
                                                                                  Smash-

                                                                                    i refrain from giving tips to my friends and here in dotabuff even ir they ask for it because i think im not good enough to be giving good tips

                                                                                    Jacked

                                                                                      Kek cooky I was trolling. Although I did actually want to do it back in uni. In the end decided against it and sought for a more practical path. Now I can only wonder would couldve been.

                                                                                      evy

                                                                                        "got bored and then went back to grinding my main and other accs, which i did properly using support."
                                                                                        Found teh sikrit
                                                                                        You played support

                                                                                        1-IceTea 🌟

                                                                                          I confess : - I try hard to improve ma friends and it seems so hard, harder then I play solo hard lane Abbadon

                                                                                          evy

                                                                                            I confess = I don't care about my teammates that much and I rarely tilt, and I diss the shit out of toxic fucks to increase their blood pressure for fun while not getting angry myself if the game is pretty much lost
                                                                                            I like to imagine they're like "OMG WTF THIS GUY SO ANNOYING UUUUURGH" while I'm just giggling and shit hoping for the best the next game

                                                                                            Pl4cid

                                                                                              Im actually a god :rage:

                                                                                              fx

                                                                                                I am 1.3 mmr player that rarely play ranked. I only good at laning phase which now suck coz i have a high packet loss and farming. I only can play alch well. Im too lazy to make smurf and giv my main to cookie.

                                                                                                fx

                                                                                                  And i always tilt when i play naga since my team dunt know how to stay in base

                                                                                                  clueless clown

                                                                                                    I am chi long qua

                                                                                                    doc joferlyn simp

                                                                                                      I sometimes let the cancer flow through my veins and assume the ancestral form of my 2k pinoy kin.

                                                                                                      lm ao

                                                                                                        I've trolled this forum many times with fake accounts