Ahahaha I just destroyed a neph player with my meme eidolon deck on ranked I would be so mad if I was the one getting curved upon.
->Sacred plea
->beastcall
->hallowed dogma(followers removed)
->long cool down amulet+bell ringer
->eidolon(removed)
->eidolon(can't remove twice lmfao) into manifestation of faith Xd khawy evolved clear one 6 6(banished) at this point I had seraph but I chose to banish because I'm retarded I guess
-> neph drops, clears my board except for a 2 1 I banish morde and neph.
Next turn khawy Drops I seraph. The rest of it was just a shitshow and he conceded
btw 2 master sages on board only procs one seraph charge
This was the absolute nut draw I think, just needed to draw an amulet rather than dingdong
Getting used to mechanic? Lul
I play mechanically
I rely my gameplay mechanically
My main skill is my mechanics
I even signed up for mechanical engineering
You fucking sure
About getting used to mechanics
Before trying to fight me
U pinoy piece of shit
I will wreck your fucking ass mechanically
With a fucking wrench
U lil shit
ok just did an am game where i had to 1v1 an mk during the laning phase but still in the end even tho i died a lot i got 724 gpm which is kinda nice
they also had a lot of 2 hero combos that can 100 to 0 me like pudge necro, mk pudge, mk necro, mk lifestealer, etc etc so i actually had to be really wary of the map
my 4 deaths came from when i got too greedy and farmed the enemy jungle too much xd
sub 1k dota is mega cancer
not because people are bad, I am bad too, but because u get so much toxicity, people thinking theyre hot shit, and shit like a second pick slark after first pick alch whining abt trash axe (me), no wards, then selling all his items.
fml
I can already imagine it
*Makes a new account*
*Picks nature's prophet in every game*
*Nobody bans it because people already forgot the hero exists*
*Loses every single calibration match with 1-11-4 KDA
*Gets into low priority after 4 calibration matches*
*Plays the remaining calibration matches*
*Calibrates at 1k*
*Suddenly gits gud and climbs to 8k with it*
*Joins Mineski*
*Becomes a TEA EYE WINNER*
Ahahaha I just destroyed a neph player with my meme eidolon deck on ranked I would be so mad if I was the one getting curved upon.
->Sacred plea
->beastcall
->hallowed dogma(followers removed)
->long cool down amulet+bell ringer
->eidolon(removed)
->eidolon(can't remove twice lmfao) into manifestation of faith Xd khawy evolved clear one 6 6(banished) at this point I had seraph but I chose to banish because I'm retarded I guess
-> neph drops, clears my board except for a 2 1 I banish morde and neph.
Next turn khawy Drops I seraph. The rest of it was just a shitshow and he conceded
btw 2 master sages on board only procs one seraph charge
This was the absolute nut draw I think, just needed to draw an amulet rather than dingdong
Getting used to mechanic? Lul
I play mechanically
I rely my gameplay mechanically
My main skill is my mechanics
I even signed up for mechanical engineering
You fucking sure
About getting used to mechanics
Before trying to fight me
U pinoy piece of shit
I will wreck your fucking ass mechanically
With a fucking wrench
U lil shit
http://i.4cdn.org/vg/1490545996945.webm
Wahts that
a webm
Idk whenever im in game i never know what i shud be doing
4chan links dont last for long btw
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3080187191
ok just did an am game where i had to 1v1 an mk during the laning phase but still in the end even tho i died a lot i got 724 gpm which is kinda nice
they also had a lot of 2 hero combos that can 100 to 0 me like pudge necro, mk pudge, mk necro, mk lifestealer, etc etc so i actually had to be really wary of the map
my 4 deaths came from when i got too greedy and farmed the enemy jungle too much xd
look at this sick ass peasant am yo
Stop copying my path pls
thats not his smurf, thats his main lmao
How's sub 1k dota raj?
Nobody have seen my 20%winrate ember at 700
i live the way of the peasant so fuck off bryant
im up for some games if anyone wants to meme with me, just spam me ur pm's in my main
I'm starting to think of cancelling the AM to 4k deal because yves is doing it
My qop will get me to 4k
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3071927080
Ma boy yves u still got alot to learn
Real men
Don't lie
Don't drink
Don't smoke
Don't forget about stuffs
Don't let people down
Don't exist
sub 1k dota is mega cancer
not because people are bad, I am bad too, but because u get so much toxicity, people thinking theyre hot shit, and shit like a second pick slark after first pick alch whining abt trash axe (me), no wards, then selling all his items.
fml
im selling my items in high 4ks
literally no difference
^good to know
How is 2nd pick slark is bad if 1st pick AM doesn't get punished
@bws
The only thing I'm good at is
Gdi I feel like making a 1k smurf and then first picking cm every game lul
How is that even fun
Real fun is when you pick super easy to counter pos 1/2 hero ;)
Just make an account and play core like you normally would and you'll calibrate at 1k
I should first pick Nature's prophet every game
^hah!
It's not a pos 1 or 2 hero, but it easily loses games anyway
Lmao talk to mokondo he's a fucking sick NP for a new player
He's busy practicing illusion heroes on offline mode tho
just ask yves on how to play np
"ok time to play"
then suddenly
what the fuck is this
also fuck axe and slardar, meepo is the real counter LMAO
theres actually no safe spot there because meepo can cover 2 lanes and the jungle on his (their?) own LOL
what sick hero
yah, meepo shits on am
I can already imagine it
*Makes a new account*
*Picks nature's prophet in every game*
*Nobody bans it because people already forgot the hero exists*
*Loses every single calibration match with 1-11-4 KDA
*Gets into low priority after 4 calibration matches*
*Plays the remaining calibration matches*
*Calibrates at 1k*
*Suddenly gits gud and climbs to 8k with it*
*Joins Mineski*
*Becomes a TEA EYE WINNER*
fuck its still showing 64 ping on the server select screen im tempted to play but im prob getting jebaited here again
Did you turn it off and on again?
it says it'll get better if u play with me
so come on play with me
LUL
someone play with i want to practice alchemist
My class has practice this afternoon for the graduation ceremony I think
I shall not be jebaited
Actually fuck it I'm going to make a new account and play today
I will play Furion till I get dreams about +6 treants
play with me later then
Dont worry I got 3 account to lp because of getting jebaited
Also refresh ping you dimwit