Hello my name is bws I'm a flat 2k scrub who is stuck at 2k even after 600 hours of playing DOTA2 and got VAC banned because I used GPM hack to get out of 1k
So I abandoned my VACed account and stole a flat 3k account from a stray dog and blackmails him to increase my MMR but he died after the last juggernaut game because he choked when he tried to eat a huge bone, before he died he said 3k is just a less shitty 2k, you can grind your MMR up to 4k, but fuck him I won't listen to what dogs say
Now I can pretend I'm 3200 although everyone especially seatards know I'm forever 2k
back then when im in high school i got few of love letters, but i reject them all since im a hardcore otaku who loves to hug a dakimakura. And here i am now haHAA, what a great laif.
Btw clement if u get a grill i will kill myself. Most of the grills in my school probably think im weird af tbh. Im the highest calibre filthy franku memer in my grade and in hot contention for first in the school.
i belong in VHS with licetea
-lockthread
Edit: rip
Fuck off Joel.
I'll keep this thread alive
havent seen you school kids play dota in awhile
Sure you will 😸. I trust in you to keep this thread alive
Edit: I dont have school but my Internet prevents me from playing any online games. 20kbps ftw
gudshit boiz
I play in the morning or afternoon when u fucktards are either asleep or afk
And by play I mean botmatches
im almost 3k haffy
AY GUYS LETS DO CARRY CHEN + TECHIES DUAL LANE
Smh I wish I could have such gaming enviroment
Johann winning a CS tournament as a fucking silver player
Hello my name is bws I'm a flat 2k scrub who is stuck at 2k even after 600 hours of playing DOTA2 and got VAC banned because I used GPM hack to get out of 1k
So I abandoned my VACed account and stole a flat 3k account from a stray dog and blackmails him to increase my MMR but he died after the last juggernaut game because he choked when he tried to eat a huge bone, before he died he said 3k is just a less shitty 2k, you can grind your MMR up to 4k, but fuck him I won't listen to what dogs say
Now I can pretend I'm 3200 although everyone especially seatards know I'm forever 2k
noice
Anyone wanna suck my epeenis
its too small like your chances of quenching your thirst Kappa
Your epeen is only 700mmr long tho
dead thread
It is alive. Just as alive as my dream of getting a grill LUL
back then when im in high school i got few of love letters, but i reject them all since im a hardcore otaku who loves to hug a dakimakura. And here i am now haHAA, what a great laif.
At least you have the time to play dota and it's unlikely for you to make a mistake which leads to having to take responsibility haHAA
My friend said he believes one day i will get the puss. One day my friends.
Btw clement if u get a grill i will kill myself. Most of the grills in my school probably think im weird af tbh. Im the highest calibre filthy franku memer in my grade and in hot contention for first in the school.
If u r smart and not too weird not too ugly, u will get the puss later in life no worries
u all wanting to get grills while theres me whos running away from them any chance possible
Because you're an edgy gamer girl that thinks she's way more superior than other girls and doesn't want to hang out with normal plebs?
I still doesn't give a shit about da puss or having a gf
Yet
Ye i feel like my puss dreams are on the horizon, they will come eventually but i will be sad until it happens.
how 2 get grills
Get grils by being alpha. esp w teen girls who are mostly shallow. Insult them and they will love you
ty sensei
now 2 find grill with self-esteem issues
All hot teen grills have self esteem issues
Thats rlly not true, in fact on many levels they have the exact opposite with hyper inflated egos.
And tbh when almost every single grill wears yoga pants ur bound to find a few nice asses on girls who arent complete bitches
Having a big ego does not mean you have no self esteem issue
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2926700814
luna stronk hero
Not enough Eul's.
Pig = new seatard member?
Come, my friends, shall we meme?
meme time
Memeing in 2017 lul
Time for life
Kappa
Hey guys I made a huge mistake irl and now I have to take responsibility for it haHAA
Fk memes. Time to try hard?
Jk.
Tryharding in 2K17 LUL
Edit: oOo
me and clement r gonna play soon. who's willing to
losejoin us?me?
i can play 1 hour later