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2017-01-20

Wish I had a life like you guys

2017-01-20

FUCKING FINALLY WON WITH CLEMENT

2017-01-20

48% techies cancer

2017-01-20

Hey Jacked wanna learn the secret of magically skipping 1k mmr

Planeskeeper

2017-01-20

The thread isn't ded ahahahhahahahahahhah

2017-01-20

We will sustain this thread by spamming "This thread will never die" if it's dying

dead

2017-01-20

need new members

2017-01-20

We did get new members
Although they're not that active
Caesar pls

2017-01-20

CLEMENT MY BRO ISNT GONNA USE THE PC SHIT LOL

2017-01-20

fuck it i think clement went home

now i got no one to meme with

Illyasviel

2017-01-20

im here u suck

2017-01-20

Didnt u quit lmao

2017-01-20

i have played with a few new fellows

https://youtu.be/HwWKDAkIWvc

2017-01-20

2017-01-20

eyy u might not want to lose games with me xDDD

anyway my bro is using my pc for real this time so i'll see u cucks tomorrow. rn im just gonna play super mario galaxy exde

HaffyTaffy

2017-01-20

*Dota tourney and game so eeeaaassssyyyy.

Big school project lmfao, can't reliably play.

2017-01-20

ive pretty much alr freed myself of all homework this morning so i can meme tomorrow with no regrets

tho ill prob only be online by morning tomorrow. whos up by then?

https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2927434198/chat

2017-01-20

HAhAHA guys i played undying mid so i could lose a game because i forgot what it feels like to lose. this shit is fucking impossible

also, how to get reported by 9 people in a game (see chat).

wagers boys, who says i will goto low priority?

2017-01-20

cant even lose when im so toxic. whats happening. also look at the items in the game for a good laugh

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2017-01-20

i'd love to be that toxic sometimes. maybe i should do it when i play techies in my smurf acc

2017-01-20

story time:

i fed like crazy early game because they kept rotating 3 heroes mid. around early mid game i started giving my team shit for not rotating. bristle backs all like "i'll mid now". im like rofl. our team starts feeding like crazy mid game. but of course im godly player. i tell them, look we're fine. i trash talk enemy team when we get a kill, and lion is all up my ass because i fed. but its always a mistake trash talk a dude who feeds in the early game. it makes the salt burn when the game is over.

they had a pretty solid late game and were also winning early game pretty hard. team morale is kinda low. i can feel like they want to blame me but i havent given them a reason to. yet. well, the enem team were all trash players so its fine and im confident. we just take map control after aegis with troll. we start to win some fights, but enemy team for some reason is really scared to fight us. i tell team to stop trying to outfarm a spec and morph lineup and go push. they actually listen. we take raxes. we start winning more fights even if after over extending in their base and getting wiped. only guy really doing work is magnus.

we trade one lane of rax with their ratting morph. you can imagine how the game is right now. seemingly tense (although no way they win, because of the way morph and spec were itemizing, even though game went pretty late) this is where trash talks starts to hurt them. i was really rubbing the salt into their wounds while crying tears of joy for their insults in early game.

I'd given bristle shit at the start of the game for being all high and mighty like "i thought u said u were best mid", "im gonna mid now". the appropriate response was to of course give him the best fuck you i could. so when we started winning late game, and i was just all up in lion's and magnus face, bristleback is all like "lol i carried, so im gonna be the cool SJW and tell the enemy team to report undying for trash talking while i bash you to pieces and take ur base".

Ez game ez lyfe. thx for reading.

P.s Post game chat was even more lit. a chorus of "reported" and "enjoy low priority" was echoing through the empty halls of valve's low priority courts. but will the choir sing?

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johnny cage era

2017-01-20

Come on alice, do you really expect me to live with no rest? xd

And I don't usually play on this account because I can't login at other internet cafes than the one near our school thanks to gmail not letting me login to get the pass for steam guard. Gmail is a cuck

2017-01-20

@clement
actually i dont think u rest at all. u just went home cuz u might get grounded again

maybe if u didnt have parents u'll just live there.

no not maybe. thats for sure.

@jacked
10/10 read, u should do a blog on my techies games

2017-01-20

I would die of cancer

2017-01-20

but you'll die accomplished. it'll be your best work. you will be remembered by the people dearly. do you not want to die a hero?

2017-01-20

Anyway Alice I need to play with u. But morning is a bit hard I'll be up all night drinking

2017-01-20

if i get lucky i can play at around the same time i invited you a while ago. you up by then?

2017-01-20

and idc if u report me. 1 report wont get me to lp, and it further verifies that im succeeding in spreading cancer

2017-01-20

Tmr afternoon

2017-01-20

Yes I will get everyone to report you too. I'm quite persuasive.

2017-01-20

tomorrow afternoon eh seems a bit bad honestly unless its late afternoon like 5-6 even then its still quite hard to get into the pc since i mostly can only use it in the morning

i have 5 reports to use

2017-01-20

That's a low priority ticket right there rofl

2017-01-20

but jacked lets face it. while certainly the phrase prevention is better than cure lives strongly, we all know that theres no 100% cure to cancer, and u sure as hell cant prevent it, thats just nature y'know? lp will delay it, but i will always get out. again. and again. and again and again. theres no stopping me...

until youre all dead.

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