I would to thank all the members of the secret club for this wonderful opportunity
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"I need to keep my dick in a box to keep it flaccid because I have weird erections at work. I apologize if the only box I could find that could fit my flaccid dick is a shoebox and is catching your attention too much, sir. "
Stahp plox. Just give her a box of chocolates and a suggestive note that doesn't readily imply sex but can be taken that way if someone is undergoing perverted thoughts
no they don't!!!
they flame you because they reach 4k and when they lose their lane they just "STFÜ JUST PLAY!" and blaming support for not buying wards because the support want to farm your boots / dagger after 30min warding nonstop
I did lifestealer skadi already bitch. I actually 1v5 ed the entire team no joke. We lost. I cri I am the one guy who stays when whole team abandon. My ck had even more autism than me somehow.
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2617327517 If that ck fucking bought bkb instead of that autism Vlad's, and a skadi or second heart instead of abyssal we cudve won. I got so close to winning 1v5, got stunned, cudnt burst me, pop armlet, eat the storm, then munch on whole team. Teleport top and take a rax meanwhile this ck is doing god knows what. I didn't flame cuz I was scared he wud leave too.
I would to thank all the members of the secret club for this wonderful opportunity
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Fuk dis shiet
Glad you asked jacked. Working on it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and I got her for my secret exchange gift for this Christmas
Lul sniped bois
Ayy. Have u thought about getting her a dick in a box? U couldn't be sending a clearer signal
^to avoid u that is
^that he is alpha af and also a benevolent being for offering his magnificent appendage as a gift
Most women don't like that but if you find one that does go for it
BTW how do you post pics in the thread?do they have p
To be saved in ur local device
I fed with injoker on LP 10/10 would get flamed again
Well I found out the nerdy girl in the team is actually the aggressive one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
JDJFFJSJSHFJSHXJSJDHDJSNSHDUDU STAHP EYEZ ON D PRYZ
@harmless not
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Hmmm. how do I shownup to work with a box between my legs without getting escorted to the police station...
Say u have a penile condition?
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It ain't working boil
"I need to keep my dick in a box to keep it flaccid because I have weird erections at work. I apologize if the only box I could find that could fit my flaccid dick is a shoebox and is catching your attention too much, sir. "
Ye that's good
Stahp plox. Just give her a box of chocolates and a suggestive note that doesn't readily imply sex but can be taken that way if someone is undergoing perverted thoughts
Sample suggestive note
I got a thicc dicc, if u know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
low 4k's are even worse, but atleast they listen
no they don't!!!
they flame you because they reach 4k and when they lose their lane they just "STFÜ JUST PLAY!" and blaming support for not buying wards because the support want to farm your boots / dagger after 30min warding nonstop
they will listen if you are the highest mmr though, thank god i carried those retards,
anyone up for a game?
LP cancer incoming
Suggestive note: You are like the sun, bright, large and round ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Cuck bois
Bryant with the tank build
edit: dont mind this,only putting this as a reminder, d_reck99 code 12345
LIFESTEALER SKADI WHERE YOUR MEMES AT AAJKSDHKJAHSDJK
Ez offlaner omni bois
I did lifestealer skadi already bitch. I actually 1v5 ed the entire team no joke. We lost. I cri I am the one guy who stays when whole team abandon. My ck had even more autism than me somehow.
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2617327517
If that ck fucking bought bkb instead of that autism Vlad's, and a skadi or second heart instead of abyssal we cudve won. I got so close to winning 1v5, got stunned, cudnt burst me, pop armlet, eat the storm, then munch on whole team. Teleport top and take a rax meanwhile this ck is doing god knows what. I didn't flame cuz I was scared he wud leave too.
Eventually it was back to get chain stunned city by bars, Pudge, and storm, etc.
Bara not bars fucking auto correct. This ck. Fuck.
Fucking stupid hatdcarries
I'm so triggered after that LP game
No teamwork at all holy fuck
Predikt me memer plox
Hi diox
Its harmless actually
@dreck, 388656119
apoo smurf. Kek
Apoo is uncarrayable. That's because only a true 1k can carry him
bsw winning in 3k, looks like haffy is the sea benao
Haffy needs to gitgud
I'm stuck with 50% winrate in MMR
i heard someone talk shit about low 4k
well its ok since ill get blustar in no time