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evy

    Why is deso vlad sven isn't a thing
    Decent for memes imo

    Soggy Coochie Enthusiast

      I have done deso fury sven

      evy

        I remember some guy going vlad on sven for pushing aids because ember is a shitty tower hitter

        Planeskeeper

          How about the minute 1 splitpush strat?with brood undying enigma NP and any1 elsy you can think of(prolly Lycan or beastmaster)

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          Illyasviel

            too much theories LUL

            Planeskeeper

              I meant midpush not splitpush

              dead

                im going to have fun with that 900 mmr account, HUEHEUHEUHEUEHUE

                Planeskeeper

                  Renshin how is a sf vs invoker matchup for sf?

                  dead

                    60/40 for invo
                    now i play 1k

                    Planeskeeper

                      Pls don't rek my kind too hard

                      evy

                        Fuck you kelly you dumb piece of shit you stole ny chance to wreck scrubs you fucking weeb furry fangay putang ina bobo laknak jancok wew wkwkwk

                        Planeskeeper

                          Just party with me ull find plenty of scrubs

                          evy

                            It's much more fun in solo MMR

                            evy

                              SF deadened on mid against lina and TA

                              Shou

                                Sf gets kinda rekt by we invoker. He can basically any every creep over u with spirits, so u need to either kill him with support rotation or Jebaited him into a tripe raze. Otherwise jungle stacking, and casing totally with raze.

                                Shou

                                  Qe invo

                                  evy

                                    Lmao I thought what kind of an idiot would get crushed against a WE invoker in the laning stage

                                    Jacked

                                      WE invoker sounds like legit against sf tho

                                      Jacked

                                        GG EG just threw

                                        dead

                                          best game of ma life

                                          evy

                                            You ruined 6 people's life today
                                            Your opponents' and mine
                                            I hope you burn in low priority

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                                            dead

                                              tbh, i was playing against two boosters
                                              still an ez win though

                                              KUKULAMIN KA BUT THE K IS...

                                                wat r u doing on a 1k avg game wtf

                                                evy

                                                  Stop pretending that you didn't read my comments renshin
                                                  I will burn your univ with my beyblade

                                                  dead

                                                    man, i should buy this 900 mrm acc

                                                    dead

                                                      shits to fun

                                                      dead

                                                        also, suk my dik bsw huehuehueheu

                                                        robert

                                                          Beyblade

                                                          KUKULAMIN KA BUT THE K IS...

                                                            Looking for 1-2k mmr accounts

                                                            KUKULAMIN KA BUT THE K IS...

                                                              3k is alright with me too c:

                                                              Soggy Coochie Enthusiast

                                                                where's apoo? here's my take at your OD game
                                                                0:00 - bad hero choice. you already have 3 cores yet insisted on a greedy OD. Laning offlane doesn't help too.
                                                                1:00 - it was apparent your camera movement is bad. automatically translates to bad positioning. make a habit of centering to your hero with a button press occasionally.
                                                                1:35 - you tanked a whole creepwave just to cast imprisonment at its minimal range?
                                                                2:20 - you're pulling WAAAY too far behind your creeps when trying to avoid harassment from WR. you're missing last hits AND exp.
                                                                3:29 - astral imprisonment on one creep under your tower?
                                                                3:50 - it's pretty clear you can't last hit. practice your last hits. do the cookie last hit challenge
                                                                4:00 - 4:20 - meepo overstayed. good that you astralled the low hp one and troll insisted on chasing him down. but you were overstaying as well unnecessarily. WR was on windrun but you hit him, why?
                                                                5:28 - astralled slardar and it was pretty clear he was alone but why did you pull back again? you left troll alone to engage
                                                                5:50 - ffs man bind a button to center on your hero at a keypress.
                                                                6:34 - you already have enough to buy boots. why are you queuing a bottle on your quickbuy? meepo could easily assrape you at that point if he was half decent
                                                                7:00 - 4 last hits, 0 denies. if you badly want to carry in that team composition, learn a jungling hero. otherwise, pick a decent support hero and do pulls for your core. even in that game you could have already made lots of xx:53 pulls to keep your side filled with gold and exp from jungle
                                                                *first part*

                                                                Soggy Coochie Enthusiast

                                                                  7:40 - it was clear that troll is done for after getting bound by bane. what are you sticking around for? plus, really, that slardar could assrape you ez if he knew you didn't have boots. ffs man you have 600 gold and you could walk over to the sideshop safely.
                                                                  8:00 - 8:20 - oh my guard you just stuck around to engage 2 heroes when you didn't have a boots. you got ran down by bane. see what I mean?
                                                                  8:48 - you insisted on a bottle. good luck crawling into your targets.
                                                                  10:30 - less typing, more playing
                                                                  12:37 - walking around aimlessly doing nothing. you could be warding their exit points in their jungle at that time.
                                                                  13:38 - you are practically bottom net worth at 2300 gold at this time.
                                                                  13:45 - see what I mean with "less typing, more playing"? you could have astralled kunkka and delayed his death from bane. but you just had to pause in a spot and say "HI BANE"
                                                                  15:49 - know your jukespots. you could have blocked off the exit for a fleeing slardar from the top sideshop and avoided any more unecessary contact from responding enemy heroes.

                                                                  *note* I really recommend you do bot matches first. honestly, your last hitting really, REALLY needs work. Efficiency is bad too. So many missed opportunities. Camera movement is just painfully slow, impractical, cumbersome and outright horrible. And stop looking for your team's mistakes. Look for your own first. you have a really bad habit of guarddogging the shit your teammates do and miss your own mistakes in the process.

                                                                  Soggy Coochie Enthusiast

                                                                    gotta go do my laundry. and do your bot games.

                                                                    don't even think of partying with us until you get a convincing victory over unfair bots with high GPM, XPM and KDA.

                                                                    Kappa

                                                                    Beks

                                                                      why does 3k dogshit analanalyse game

                                                                      Soggy Coochie Enthusiast

                                                                        well analyse the game yourself then. it's not like I got exclusive rights to nitpick at his mistakes.

                                                                        Beks

                                                                          u will teach him wrong

                                                                          Soggy Coochie Enthusiast

                                                                            why not analyse it yourself then? and try to confirm if my 3k dogshit analysis doesn't bear any merit

                                                                            Xyp9x

                                                                              amazing things you find at 1k

                                                                              Soggy Coochie Enthusiast

                                                                                someone lend me a 1k account so I could see what you mean

                                                                                Beks

                                                                                  HAHA guys i want 1k < mmr acc too

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                                                                                  Xyp9x

                                                                                    truly amazing

                                                                                    i played against a mid kotl

                                                                                    Shou

                                                                                      I've played against it too. It doesn't do shit, but somehow people started feeding this autistic kotl. It was a pretty cancer game. They had od and we and I was legion.

                                                                                      Illyasviel

                                                                                        56% winrate pogchamp

                                                                                        Illyasviel

                                                                                          mb i should queue with scrubs more often LMAO

                                                                                          Soggy Coochie Enthusiast

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