dud pls im 3k payer i wand ome coch, but me parent say "no i not buy u coch dota2" and idk why. i say i will win dota2 tuhjrnment and give mony to me famyli but they say no it jujst vid game, pls help sir i need cohc
I deserve free coaching cause I am disabled, and I am paying for it in advance with headphones. Nice jokes m8.
I deserve coaching because I'm a 2.7k MMR scrub party and 3.1k solo who needs help in a lot of aspects of the game and I want to learn how to play the RIGHT way.
I dont deserve a coaching session from that class of a player, but i'm still praying every day to gods that they will grant me this amazing oportunity to finally learn from the best and finally rise from the trenches and get my 3k mmr.
pray to gaben and you trust in yourself. Watch everyday anime and change picture to some nice anime grill with big tits.
3k mmr in no time, you can thank me later
PSA: Blunt coaching sessions consist of trash talking you and then laugh to you because you can't get out of 3k.
Fak you danish trash.
This guy can't coach a robot how to say hello for fuck sake. He's so far up his own arse he believes there is only one way to help someone and when you show any form of not co-operating he then proceeds to become a childlike creature that basically just makes him look like exactly that.
I am Position 5 on my team. Yet I can play any role except offlane correctly. that is my only downside at this moment. If you could help me out with my problem I would really appreciate it. ;)
@johno
why would you choose to not cooperate with a coach that knows more than you if you fucking asked them to coach you. if you chose a specific coach, then one reason you chose them is because of their coaching method, otherwise you would have chosen a different coach or declined.
if anything you're so far up your own arse because you're constantly refusing advice from people who know more than you, because they were being honest, if a little harsh, and to you, that somehow makes their advice irrelevant because your feelings got hurt.
literally a perfect example of dunning kruger
Noo you see that is where you are wrong, you clearly don't have a clue what you are talking about either. Read what I fucking said or go grab a fucking dictionary and an english teacher while your at it.
You have twisted every fucking word I said, so if you can't read then dont fucking bother commenting.
^good shit that some people present themselves as retards just with the way they talk, and there is no need to figure out whether they are right or not
you should show respect dammit, or get damaged
die young, corpse identified by your parents
apparently you're a parrot, mocking me and my blueprint
but I won't share it just make you cop it then call you a sheriff
stop it, i'm hearin' the comments
the critics are calling me conscious
but truthfully, every shooter be callin' me Compton
so truthfully, only calling me Kweli and Common?
proves that ignorance is bliss
"when you show any form of not co-operating"
i.e. you didn't follow the instruction/advice that a coach gave you, someone who knows better than you, and is trying to help you improve at the very thing that you're getting coaching for.
even if the coaching session didn't work out, he still gave up his time to coach you (or try to coach you). if he didn't care whether you stayed shit at the game he wouldn't have even offered to coach you in the first place. that at least shows good intentions.
ignoring peoples advice, getting defensive and flaming the people who are trying to help you, that's just being a shitty human being.
you've made several threads asking for advice, which people have offered, and still you've shown no signs of improvement. if you're showing no signs of improvement and you're being coached then it's for one of two reasons. you are either ignoring the advice that a coache is giving, or you're too incompetent to improve even with guidance.
Not talking shit, cause most of the people on this site are hypocrites who talk nothing but irony, but I saw johno's Tiny match, those people had to be pretty bad for you to get a score of 18-1. That PA build was hysterical. lol
That's some high level play right there. o_O
I've never had a coach I'm 3k, and I spam silencer, so basically I'm satan to some people. Would be interested to see what a 4ker in my ear would be like.
^ well for 1 starting with glaives is better for harrassing people out of lane, not just spamming first.
im mentaly unstable i deserve a free coach from you
hope i reach 2k one day
add me if u want xXx
i wish i can become better and better :) currently 3.9kmmr and stuck between 3.8-4.2 wish to get out and climb faster:)
I need coach my spectra, cause I can only play one hero. Pls no flame coachie.
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Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy, i did 100 coaching sessions and now it's time to give some freebees. I will giff 3 free coaching sessions to 3 lucky guys. Just add me steam or write here and tell me why you would deserve free coaching.
enjoy