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Holy Roman Empire

    My ping is sucking horribly since a month or so. However my internet speed also reached its maximum speed since a month at 400 kbps/secs. Does someone know the solution to this problem? How does my speed getting high actually makes my ping so horrible? Please help me I have 14 days of vacation with probably no dota if this doesnt get fixed.

    waku waku

      you should ask your internet provider

      D the Superior
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        777 Turbo Mode Legend

          ask god to give you skillls cuz your shit and your on a shit forum

          MILNOR

            Switch to hearthstone. No good ping required. Or skill

            The Legendary Phenom

              Im god of trashtalk. Im afraid i cant help you.

              Metallicize

                switch to hearthstone and spend some $$$ on top decks and go pro >>> ez

                Mr. Furryhentai

                  switch to league of lesbians

                  Riguma Borusu

                    be a man and delete dota

                    PROTECTHIMFROMWHATHEWANTS

                      i cant help you

                      wWayne:D{ez}

                        ok i call god to send u some help
                        are u idiot ???
                        i had the same problem so i called my internet service provider a nice lady said hi good day sir how can i help u ? i said lession to me carefully if i just dc or lag 1 more time im gonna come over there and put all those -25 mmr and my mr.jackson deep in ur lady part then she hanged up the phone and 1 day latter a man called me and said we wont provide any service to u anymore u can go get internet from another isp and if u call again we will sue u for threatening to murder we record our customers voice :|
                        then i just went and get internet from another isp now im ok
                        good luck
                        but u dont need a good internet any way to win in ur skill bracket i can win in ur bracket with 1 of my hand in my ass and 1000 ping
                        now tell my im better or the god ur asking help from ?

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                        UserName

                          just call mid and feed. There's no point playing this game anymore, it's full of 12yo who think they deserve 7k mmr and just flame during the match. So, just troll like there is no tomorrow.

                          Holy Roman Empire

                            1) I am not asking god to help me its just an expression
                            2) I called my ISP Provider
                            3) I am not complaining about my MMR/teammates/whatevr. I just said I want to improve my ping
                            4) I am playing GTA5 offline but I just want to play dota