General DiscussionRIP in peace Slark Guy

:D

griefing over idiot teamamtes with the reasoning skills of an opussum

how r u?

which means... u ahte yourself?

HE IS BACK!!!

Can't wait when he reaches 10k games, we could organize a party or some shit :D

Meanwhile I'm on road to 200 games :P

Slark is love, Slark is life

im 666 MMR's fanboi since his first slark game

rofl he just played a game!

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he wasnt dead, he was just in coma

he might have been having anal wits his sister again
u r the best if u incest

incest is wincest boys

hotsalza id like to 1v1 u and take a giant shit on ur chest

RIP in peace

"new patch notes? well, not gonna bother reading those.. back to playing slark..."

@big daddy kool aid

probably in a week im watching over the patch from the shadows

Slark is not a shark hes a Slithereen

Remember that Team Empire pro gear for slark (the one that made him look like a cute shark) the lore implied that it was some sort of disguise he made to escape Dark Reef Prison

Ezi downvote

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Everytime I have met him in game he's always the worst. I loved playing vs Benao and Bogi when I was in lower 4k, always ez wins #nokappa

i wanna know how he can play those heroes like 8k games and not bored with it.?

L I T E R A L L Y 8 0 0 0 S L A R K S G A M E S

He does anals with his sister hes that psychopathic

that some crazy ass games there... wow

Hell, magina had 2.0 str gain and manabreak wasn't an orb anymore i'd have 8k games on him, lel. No kappa.

copy pasta to fix the spam on 1st page

rip slark picker

Slork. Someone help me if you have figured out what I'm doing.

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Ah a support player, my favourite food.

Pew pew pounce pew ded, ez moni :D

He played today again.

i think this thread actually summoned him from the dead

its safe to say he doesn't even earn 1 mmr for each game on average from his slark.

therefore his slark is shit.

I used to have him as a friend, he was mid 5k about 4 months ago.

Hes a filthy cheater to, uses a second comp to spectate his games and ping out wards (even when hes slark lol) Granted its not that much of a cheat, the extra effort he puts into it is remarkable

dafuq did i read "I had anal with my sister"

incest

What a shitstain player fucking spamming 1 hero.

Wtf, guys? The only reason I stopped playing Dota for a while is because I'm working on a Dota project.
http://i.imgur.com/hWDLHQY.png

Why do you do anal with your sister is the real question

So im just curious when u do anal with ur sister, does she feel your sharky skin too? Or are u just a shark from inside?

I will do a press conference about the relationship between me and my sister next year.

Next year? Cumon man i wanna know the feeling of ur dong being inside ur sister

You need 10k slark games man, I believe in you!

#hardworkdedication

so many games, still 500 gpm.. find a new hobby, you are bad

I hate slark so focken much