I sexually Identify as an Valve. Ever since I was a startup I dreamed of selling video game cosmetics over the internet dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting redittors. People say to me that a person being a software corporation is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a developer release untested updates to 12 million people, servers that barely work even though I am worth $2.5B, and have publicly available IP addresses on my body so anyone can DDoS at any time. From now on I want you guys to call me "DotA 2 Reborn" and respect my right to be an absolute piece of shit.
I can't take this anymore.
First you say you want me, then you throw me off to the side. Make up your damn mind, or I'll be gone for good. Don't pretend like I am the one crawling back to you, because at this point I am ready to move and not look back while you're clinging to the past. Keep trying to guilt trip me in getting back together with you. I wont let you manipulate me ever again.
We had something special and I kept telling myself that you were worth it, but I was so stupid. Now I realize, that this is for the best.
Fuck you, m0therfucker, you a ho-ass TriHard. I don't know why you trying to go big, TriHard you ain't shit. Walking around like you God's gift to Earth, TriHard you ain't shit. You ain't even buy me no outfit for the fourth. I need that Brazilian, wavy, twenty eight inch, you playin'. I shouldn't be fuckin' with you anyway, I need a baller ass, boss ass TriHard. You'se a off brand ass TriHard, everybody know it, your homies know it, everybody fuckin' know. Fuck you TriHard, don't call me no more. You won't know, you gonna lose on a good bitch. My other TriHard is on, you off. What the fuck is really going on?
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forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
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Who was the twitch dude though?