You sneak downstairs. Your mom is standing by the table. She doesn't notice you.
What do you do?
Leave.
Grab your mom's tits.
Yank your mom's pants down.
Jerk off to your mom.
I won't lie. That was pretty funny. In fact, I almost laughed. Before I joined dotabuff, I would laugh at almost anything. But when I joined dotabuff , everything changed. I was subscribed to the ayy lmao thread for a few months, and it was full of stuff that wasn't funny at all. Eventually, I forgot how to laugh because of how unfunny everything was. Instead of laughing I just exhaled through my nose. Your post was so funny, though, that I exhaled through my nose and almost laughed. But maybe it was a bit too funny... I exhaled so hard that a booger flew out of my nose. It doesn't seem like a huge problem, right? You're probably gonna reply "Just flick it away, you dumb bastard." so let me just tell you to stop that right now. You don't know what my life is like. Ever since I was born, I enjoyed picking my nose. I did it so often that now my mom can sense when I touch my boogers. That's why I've been trying not to pick my nose for the past few weeks. I just know my mom is going to take a picture of me touching a booger and post it on Facebook. So I'm just going to suck it into my mouth! What could possibly go wrong? UPDATE: It's been a few hours since I swallowed the booger. I still feel the same, but I still don't feel like I need to shit. UPDATE 2: So i just took a shit. I wanted to make sure the booger got out, so I broke all my turds to try and find the booger, but I found nothing. Sadly, my mom took a picture of me playing with my shit. I hope she gets banned from Facebook if she posts that... UPDATE 3: I did some research and I think the booger might have gotten out of my system by now. TL;DR I'm immature and I spent ten minutes writing this stupid story.
I remember some cucks tieing the sleeves of my jacket together when i was in my school. FUCK, when i think about it i was I such a pu55y for allowing them do it.
these dances are the cutest shit ever. so glad I choose female protagonist
what dances, did allison post hentai again
You sneak downstairs. Your mom is standing by the table. She doesn't notice you.
What do you do?
Leave.
Grab your mom's tits.
Yank your mom's pants down.
Jerk off to your mom.
help guys i need to choose something
So eine bisch du also, wo wieblichi charakter ih games uswählt smh
nice accent
oh right, weebprotector3k
nah it's pokemon
shit talks about my perfectly reasonable and objectively superior choice of gender in a chinese video game
most played hero is a gay electric mexican
I thought this would be some Axe story
@kitty
first step to WeebNation smfh
gold on my wrist
https://www.twitch.tv/arin_the_scrub
la stream is apu
here go my hope of sleeping b4 1 am
oh well
Can I get weebprotector3000
Its either edited or u stop the page from load the img then ss it
WutFace that's too technical. Also r u anyone I know cuz I can't keep track of anyone since I'm not steam friends with anyone
Reading meka's comments will always cheer me up. Good shit fam
ғ o r т н e в o y ѕ
ye sooon
I won't lie. That was pretty funny. In fact, I almost laughed. Before I joined dotabuff, I would laugh at almost anything. But when I joined dotabuff , everything changed. I was subscribed to the ayy lmao thread for a few months, and it was full of stuff that wasn't funny at all. Eventually, I forgot how to laugh because of how unfunny everything was. Instead of laughing I just exhaled through my nose. Your post was so funny, though, that I exhaled through my nose and almost laughed. But maybe it was a bit too funny... I exhaled so hard that a booger flew out of my nose. It doesn't seem like a huge problem, right? You're probably gonna reply "Just flick it away, you dumb bastard." so let me just tell you to stop that right now. You don't know what my life is like. Ever since I was born, I enjoyed picking my nose. I did it so often that now my mom can sense when I touch my boogers. That's why I've been trying not to pick my nose for the past few weeks. I just know my mom is going to take a picture of me touching a booger and post it on Facebook. So I'm just going to suck it into my mouth! What could possibly go wrong? UPDATE: It's been a few hours since I swallowed the booger. I still feel the same, but I still don't feel like I need to shit. UPDATE 2: So i just took a shit. I wanted to make sure the booger got out, so I broke all my turds to try and find the booger, but I found nothing. Sadly, my mom took a picture of me playing with my shit. I hope she gets banned from Facebook if she posts that... UPDATE 3: I did some research and I think the booger might have gotten out of my system by now. TL;DR I'm immature and I spent ten minutes writing this stupid story.
Just flick it away, you dumb bastard
oh shietet
lmao, its gettin depressin in here, if i dont die of age I risk cuttin my wrists :(
Don't do that, the dust will pour out.
can i expect stream today
I remember some cucks tieing the sleeves of my jacket together when i was in my school. FUCK, when i think about it i was I such a pu55y for allowing them do it.
I am the one who ties the sleeves of jackets together. rofl
https://u.pomf.is/ffvfos.webm
Astronauts pogchamp
it's about the speech
i just noticed the left guy has watches on both wrists xd
Oh yeah shit XD.
pretty sure those are cosmonauts
that's the same thing
http://www.oddcast.com/home/demos/tts/tts_example.php?sitepal
set whisper and low for zerg voice
reverb for protoss