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General DiscussionAyy lmao

Ayy lmao in General Discussion
arin

    me too even though im not sure why
    even your team is playing against you if you pick antimage regardless of how good or bad pick it is in the given situation and ur team will scatter across all the map but safelane

    i thought that i just need a battle fury to be independent and 1v5 (which was a feat itself after solo laning against enigma and people spamming reuse courier button for useless shit because le 4k) but that's sadly not true if ur team consists of a 3-4 man train running down ur jungle back and forth

    arin

      holy shit people are so desperate
      first came circlejerking around cookies
      now they switched to that 5k jungle moron

      one syllable anglo-saxon

        i think its because most heroes i play are weak vs am or am is a direct counter

        kunkka - counters am but is terrible
        luna - if u dont finish early or have a big enough nw advantage, am becomes a disaster
        lina - same as luna
        brew - too slow and can't fight am, at most can eul him, relies on the rest of the team to have enough lockdown
        storm - no comments
        wk - too slow + unplayable if am gets a nw advantage
        abaddon - too slow, no disables
        jakiro, ck are decent
        aw - back when i played him, ember, slark and am were top 3 heroes i didnt want to play against

        arin

          ITT: worst fuckup you've ever done?

          >Housemate was in bath
          >Hear loud noises
          >Realise he is having an epileptic fit
          >After getting his head above water i put some clothes and washing liquid in with him while he was still siezing

          Now he wont speak to me anymore. What do anons?

          arin

            >be me
            >mommy's big 550lb boy
            >sleeping soundly in my crib next to my tipsy cow with the hole in her poopoo maker
            >dreaming of tendie land where ronald and wendy feed me tendies atop mount tendie where i rule as king tendie
            >my slumber is interrupted by my sister stacy
            >she barges in with a can of deodorant and a peg on her nose
            "Wake the fuck up, Anon we're going on vacation!"
            >let out a post sleep poopoo directly into my Garfield onesie
            "YOU WOKE THE BABY FROM HSI SLUMBER, NOW KING TENDIE HAS YOUR NUMBER!"
            "Anon, we don't have time for this shit. We have to be at the Airport in an hour. Mom is losing her shit!"
            "TRAVLLING TODAY ARE WE TO TENDIE LAND JUST US THREE!?"
            *snort* Sure Anon, we're going to fucking "Tendie Land" Now get your retarded ass up we have to be in the car in 10 minutes! And for fucks sake get a fucking shower!"
            "TRAVEL TO TENDIE LAND SHALL I AND REIGN AS KING UNTIL I DIE!"
            >we drive to the airport with the windows rolled down
            >other cars on the freeway swerve to avoid my stench
            >we arrive at the airport and get on the plane
            >get a whole section to myself as no-one will sit with me
            >demand that the stewardess put bear in the big blue house on the inflight tv
            >dumb normie bitch doesn't even know what it is
            >have to jerk my mighty 2 incher to shrek instead
            "Ew, gross. Mom, Anon is jerking of in public again!"
            "Anon we've talked about this, now put that thing away the meal has arrived!"
            >oh well, at least the tend king shall receive his tendies
            "Here you are sir, a delicious Shepherds Pie."
            >wut
            "Just eat it Anon, Jesus..."
            >REEEEEEEEEEEEE
            "KIND TENDIE DOES NOT WITH TO TRY THIS PALTRY DISH OF SHEPHERDS PIE! FETCH ME TENDIES RIGHT AWAY OR I SHALL HAVE YOU KILLED, OKAY?!"
            >she runs away sobbing
            >that bitch mommy knows just what to do
            >she grabs my chubby thumb and sticks it in my mouth
            >i drift off into a soothing slumber
            >i dream of tendie land once again, but soon i shall experience the real thing
            >i awake just as we land
            >the pilot informs us that we have landed at london gatwick
            >hmm that doesn't sound like tendie land
            >perhaps we have to carpool
            >as we leave the airport it becomes apparent that something is very wrong
            >where is honey mustard valley? choccy milkshake falls? mount tendie?
            "Hurry the fuck up, Anon, we're going to visit Buckingham Palace!"
            >a palace! that sounds more like the place for king tendie!
            >we arrive
            >it's just some dumb grey building with a bunch of marge simpson look a likes mincing outside
            >the walls aren't made of breadcrumbs, the doors aren't guarded by grimace
            "THE PLACE IS NOT FIT FOR THE KING OF CLUCKS, SO I SHALL DETHRONE THESE IMPOSTER FUCKS!"
            "Stop yelling, Anon, Jesus you're so embarrassing!"
            >using all of my hard strength a pull the gates from their hinges and make my way to the entrance
            >armed guards attempt to tackle me but are incapacitated by my stench
            >i barge in and see the queen on her throne
            >i teleport behind her, unsheathe my katana and...
            >actually i didn't do that but it would've been wicked cool
            "What is one doing in one's home?"
            "I AM THE KING OF CHICK-FIL-A! AND I'M TAKING OVER YOUR PALACE TODAY!"
            "i reach down deep into my onesie, pull out a large dollop of tendie slime and launch it at her face
            >it hits her square between the eyes and she drops dead instantly
            >i sit upon my throne, reach into my onesie, pull out a burger king crown and place it on my head
            >a guard walks in,
            >he bows to me
            "All hail, King Tendie. Your Mother and Sister are here your Highness what shall I do"
            "...Execute them."
            "As you wish."
            >I can hear their screams
            "NO! OH GOD NO! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!"
            "their agonizing screaming jolts me awake
            >i'm still on the plane
            >the screaming is real
            >i look down at my teletubbies digital watch
            >the screen reads 9:02 am 9/11/01

            D
            D

              I forgto this patch is actually brainded skillless free I'm out till another patch

              arin

                what do u mean by this
                also someone update me on the meta

                /r9k/
                wizchan although that's a sacred place where i don't even dare to post
                ayy lmao to some degree

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                  What kind of poor fucker doesn't have Swashburglar?

                  zxc

                    i don't have it

                    one syllable anglo-saxon

                      wat is swashburglar

                      lpfeeder420

                        fuck u smh

                        one syllable anglo-saxon

                          ah hs shit

                          one syllable anglo-saxon

                            man i hope qops getting buffed good next patch i wanna play this ass and get her out of 39%wr while im at it

                            arin

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                              lpfeeder420

                                oh shit its the first wing i thought it was the last one alright alright im getting the burgler fam

                                lpfeeder420

                                  never fucking mind im not LMao 7 pounds/wing get that scamaz shit outta here

                                  jo~

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                                    why is that a sacred place

                                    zxc

                                      this place sounds sad and wierd af

                                      jo~

                                        holy shit people are so desperate
                                        first came circlejerking around cookies
                                        now they switched to that 5k jungle moron

                                        haha ye
                                        reason why i dont visit this place much anymore
                                        fille dto the brim with trash posts and posters

                                        faw

                                          @aimstrong sounds like you'd blend right in

                                          faw

                                            btw guys lets go for the 30 days normie challenge!!

                                            Jay the Bird

                                              @aimstrong sounds like you'd blend right in

                                              I'm 12 and i confirm you rekt him good haHAA

                                              zxc

                                                faw

                                                  IKR!°!! he got dEsTrOyEddddxD

                                                  zxc

                                                    @mamar
                                                    according to your dotabuff you like D's

                                                    @spunki

                                                    nothing needs to be said

                                                    faw

                                                      lmfao that poor guy

                                                      faw

                                                        im not sure wether i sold the sakura spirit trading cards, actually i might create a good profile bakcground and use it

                                                        faw

                                                          i have 1, 3 card drops remaining hmm :thinking: i guess i gotta keep playing!

                                                          jo~

                                                            i endorse sakura spirit

                                                            faw

                                                              well i actually played it for five minutes until the first titties popped up then i had to take a break to comfort my raging boner

                                                              zxc

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                                                                faw

                                                                  that guy > eminem

                                                                  faw

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                                                                    Jay the Bird

                                                                      according to your dotabuff you like D's

                                                                      And is that a problem to you sir?

                                                                      faw

                                                                        hes just jealous ure getting the Ds and he isnt

                                                                        Jay the Bird

                                                                          Well I can hook him up with some great BBCs

                                                                          faw

                                                                            just post links to dicks on his profile, that suffices

                                                                            arin

                                                                              ah nice im forced to solo support after two monkeys fight for lane, wherever they go they go together and contest each other, meanwhile my monkey is a monkey
                                                                              im STILL solo carrying the game despite being pos 5 into WHOOPS we somehow lose a fight with refresher magnus because noone is able to focus targets

                                                                              lpfeeder420

                                                                                ye bitch ye bitch call me steve o

                                                                                arin

                                                                                  guess who i get in team next game! XD

                                                                                  zxc

                                                                                    XD

                                                                                    faw

                                                                                      21:09 - Vro is now Offline.

                                                                                      Jay the Bird

                                                                                        guess who i get in team next game! XD

                                                                                        The 4k trash known widely on the internet as "arin"?

                                                                                        zxc

                                                                                          21:09 - Vro is now Offline.

                                                                                          Windows 10 update you filthy stalker

                                                                                          faw

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                                                                                            lpfeeder420

                                                                                              legend soon ?? ?KEAPA

                                                                                              arin

                                                                                                The 4k trash known widely on the internet as "arin"?

                                                                                                widely?

                                                                                                faw

                                                                                                  arin if u post one more complaint i will send a hitman to ur home

                                                                                                  faw

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                                                                                                    arin

                                                                                                      who cares if im not posting complains with people reacting and telling my to go kill myself then this thread is always buried at 3rd page despite my continuous attempts to come up with new stuff to post