General DiscussionWeekend Dota, Most useless teammates competition

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1553801797
http://i.imgur.com/68JhWj4.jpg

do matches where I was absolutely useless myself and made my team lose count here?

ofc.

hoho haha
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1562802865 - here Im playing party on mmr 1200 lower than mine
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1554664709 - just typical elder titan, nothing to add

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1570928438

Best thing is, I was being flamed :D

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1559863063

Me, my friend (invoker) pluss 3 almost useless sods. Tinker with less hero damage than me, pudge who was useless in most ways and a phoenix who gave up halfway into the game, despite the game being very close. Nonetheless, I could've played much better and I threw away my early game advantage, and fed way too much later in the game ^^

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1565654132

This one is pretty good too. Alchemist fed intentionally because I and zeus decided to go to the same lane, and leave alchemist top with sven. He then proceeded to call us retards and said that he was going to throw the game. Then I told him that I didn't need to him do well, because I'd be able to carry his ass despite him doing bad. And then he totally lost it, telling me that I had to be nicer to people and stop flaming. Typical overly sensitive dota player that can't handle someone telling him something he doesn't like. I Wonder how these people handle arrogant and rude people irl.

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1570567082

Playing as my usual self. AXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAAXAXA

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1567956521
do i get bonus points for two stacked retards?

My AM

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1571269295

My oracle,
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1570888325

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1563575858 Mid troll was horrible sa was horrible axe helped but miss called like crazy, witch doctor ok for solo support but troll and sa were top of the line shitty.

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1569413280

Our Luna and OD (sorta). Luna had 7 more deaths, less assists, and the same amount of kills, than my solo support Veno which had 3K more Hero Damage than her uselesss ass and that was with me spending half the game away from most of theaction because I had to constantly ward. OD was a bit better as he actually got some Kills but still somehow managedto have one more death than waard bitch Veno vs a bounty who could oneshot said wardbitch veno with dagon 5 most of the game. Antimage pretty much carried hard and I warded to victory.

I win

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1509200139

my last two games

my past games are just auto-wins / auto-losses

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1570908260 such feed.

there was one where an i was paired with an OD and all he bought were bracers, null, and wraith band...

Can't say. I've had a good week of Dota from last week where I lost like 10 in a row LMFAO or got disconnected from 2 games.

The only loss I had this week was because of better enemy team.

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1572300421 - find me a worst player in the world then an idiot who picks jungle lone druid and chases around chen and feeds his bear to chen.......

I would have used the game before this because who doesn't like playing support for idiots.

I officially give up on playing DOTA. Going to custom reborn games

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1558974261
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1557586972

So who wins? TELL ME TELL ME

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1569860913
0 impact ES ended up afk, blood seeker speak another languange, PL aint do shit

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1574173989 new entry.

So who wins? Also what does it matter what language a bloodseeker speaks his hero is training wheels difficulty." For high reward.

Side note buff to mine because when your safelane goes 0-6 to solo weaver and your retarded lone Druid attempts to hit other jungle and loses solo to Chen that has to be the worst.

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1571895473
Legion jungle, weaver babysat safelane 9 min midas.

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1569774792
Drow manages to catch every hook by solo offlane enemy pudge and dies 5 times in lane.

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1574483811
I go 8-0 early game techies decides to rush glimmer cape over aghs and sf just useless overall

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1574706971
Jungle Shadow Fiend no raze build so strong. I random first and choose safelane and Gyro picks after me and tells me to go fuck myself solo offlane as Sven

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1571986031
Winning this game easily and storm makes me crash and I come back to a loss (more on me but very mad about this)

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1574802292
Offlane 10 min midas on QoP. Witch Doctor hooked 5 times in lane from exact same hiding spot in trees every time
edit: forgot to mention lone druid, witch doctor (who didn't pick until losing 40g), and qop were all peruvians

Whatever you do, dont do unranked games on source 2. The hidden mmr spread is HUGE.

https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1572359387 I was dazzle. Volvo needs to fix dazzle because he doesn't have enough heal to keep team alive. Plz Volvo fix bug so I can keep teammates alive.

Someone enlighten me plz. If i'm dazzle, I heal you, the grave you then mek you and you are still losing fight and about to die at what point do you think to yourself, Hey maybe I'll back up reset stay alive and give dazzle an opportunity to heal me up when skills are of cd. Or do you just stand there and die after all the heals expire???