General DiscussionI tried to play dota last night night after a long day at work with o...

welp i wrote night twice in the title is that even editable fuck

I thought it was 5-7-5 syllables.

my dick is very large
always hurts to turn and slap mates
but they deserve it anyways

It is 5-7-5. Example:

Sniper goes safelane.
Announcer calls out FIRST BLOOD!
Sniper says: gg

isnt the last 4?

EDIT: nvm lol, brainlag.

Void drops Chronosphere!
All five heroes caught inside
Enemies untouched

Invoker goes mid
Shadow Fiend goes mid as well
Gg jajaja

OP's haiku is actually pretty good :)

Solo mid sniper
Enemy team had roamers
That game was quite short

sniper calls middle
everyone on team calls middle
minus 25 incoming

Legion is jungling,
First item hand of midas
she cant win duels

I dont hear english
i know what i have to do
tab mute mute mute mute

Don't ask me for ganks
Lol you so noob
OkOkOkOk[...etc]

Peru, great people
They are all dota allstars
Pick mid, feed, report

Forty minutes in
AM farms battlefury
gg ff team noobs

Mid is T B D again
MM is lame
I'm out of this game

Smart picks are the key
Хуй тебе в роть cyka!
Pudge is going mid

I actually have a whole blog for this:

http://d2haiku.blogspot.co.uk/

Time to climb mmr
Dimitri has randomed beast master
My DB page is seeing red

i enter in a pub
teammates going idi nahui cyka blyad
ok ty volvo

heyyy, i say that, and Milnor, y did u say my name? that racism

Phantom Assassin
Is not a mid for a noob
Fuck you Arteezy