Let's make it "russian adventure" thread, if I remember anything else I will make sure to post it because I dont recall anything interesting beside the typical non-english speaking russians playing periodseeker or sniper and failing terribly
I haven't because I lacked the vision and was scared to get raped. Watched the replay and that cunt actually stayed for like 1 min at the DD rune, when he saw me he just turned his mom on, his true form and rushed on me.
Could have won it but fuck, 1-2 mins of no wards and it costed me a game
Lol i just had a russian in my last game. He picked viper, and said that he did it because of hero challenge. I was sure he was going to feed. And what a surprise he did. 7 times in a row. Oh and not to mention that before locking in he said don't worry i can do this.
I just met a russian in a 1v1 game, and I disconnected for 10 seconds. During that time he managed to hunt down my hero behind the tier 2 tower and won the game in terms of kills.
![[DFG] Whale King](https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/avatars/00/00b016e373367df38e0ed26933efc17ee8871348_full.jpg "[DFG] Whale King")
Typical USA trash players :
1. sucks at a game
2. think ur god at this game
3. Make russians responsible for ur losses when teamate.
4. russians beat you ? Still blame him and call him cheater.
It's low to lie that he has "lags" to win a game that doesnt even count, he might have won it without it
he says hes lagging you try to take advantage of it by pushing, you fail at it and its his fault? sure dude ur right
Is it low for him to lie that he lagged or that you used the opportunity to win the game? Double edged sword
Basically you deserve each other
I'm not a cunt that just want to win at all cost, I bet you faggots spam F9 when someone pauses, too
If wanting a fair game is a definition of cancer then I'm fine with it, better be cancer than a raging neckbeard that can't stand a 1 min pause because his piss bottle is overflowing already and he has to finish fast
You have no proof that he wasn't laging the only sure thing is that you tried to get advantage of him laging and didn't pause the game.
Boski: "Fucking cheeky cunt I swear, jokes on him because these games dont count lel"
Insults opponent for winning 1v1 by fooling him, when 1v1 isn't a real matchup
His own recent games 95% all 1v1s
/hypocrite *slow clapping*
Why were you so scared when your wards expired? You do realize there are no support that can rotate to help gank you in a 1v1?
My russian story: Invoker be like MID OR FEED, in 3 min he is 0-4 spamming some rus shit overall standard game for this week. Thx for new matchmaking gaben.
http://dotabuff.com/matches/736721852
@Dodo Basse
Because I wouldnt be able to escape if I wandered too far away, with wards I could see him coming and go back to a safe distance
@[eXo] Eazynogoud
I was ultra careful that game, I knew with his slow and damage in true form he can rape me so fast, I also died that one time like a bitch so I couldnt settle for a 2nd death
@Hearts Get Together
I don't see your point, I just found it funny he didnt actually get anything by being a cheeky cunt, so it's an 1:1 situation, really
How's my just 1v1s games related at all? I just dont feel like I want to commit too much time to dota now and when I play 1v1s (yes I know If i put all these 1v1s together I could have played a few normal games) I have a lot more control over my time, I can play few in a row, play 1 or even call gg early (like I did in my last game) because I had to go
@Deadshot
Typical man, Im always wondering why they keep to speak russian even tho they are the only one understanding the language in the team, you will ask them to speak english and they will continue to talk in russian like it's nothing
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So I was 1v1ing with that russian (or some other scum), his first msg was something like "Ez katka" so I knew I cant lose, anyway, I died like a bitch but then I got him too, since then it was pretty intense because I knew he can rape me, then when my wards expired he disappeared off map for like 2 mins, I hugged tower because didnt want to risk and his tower was low
Suddenly he says "lags", so I go a bit further to push a bit (told him he should have paused then) and what am i seeing next? Haste, double damage, mom, ulti and him with "true form"...
Fucking cheeky cunt I swear, jokes on him because these games dont count lel
And yes, it's my personal diary. No but really, never trust a russian
Edit, here's the match http://dotabuff.com/matches/733964340 he probably was jungling these 2 mins and waiting for the right runes (I guess I will check the replay), too bad if he didnt get haste/dd he would get his tower destroyed, low IQ scum