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General DiscussionI feel like an account buyer wtf

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Zenoth
    frostychee

      1-11 for today? Niceeee.

      Foreal though. Try stay from all pick or just take a break. Today's just not your day.

      [Lk].Zano

        Time for some zombie games.

        Zenoth

          my last game i went 0-9 on the offlane clock against SD+Potm+VS without wards, it was a shit matchup but i could have played it better, wouldnt blame my teammates if they accused me of buying my account though...

          fuck this no more playing until 7 am trying to fish for a win

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          King of Low Prio

            I went one night where I lost like 4 games in a row as ember spirit. I should have stopped after the first game..........but I wanted to win once before I went to bed..........................couple hours later it just got worse and worse.....I think I tanked like 200 MM that night

            [Lk].Zano

              As a general rule...I don't play Dota if I'm hungry, sleepy, with urges to go to the bathroom, angry or a combination of them.

              rambosalad

                i know that feel bro. just gotta take a break. easier said than done since u wanna end with a win

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                Quick maffs

                  http://dotabuff.com/matches/621564702

                  i dont know why my build didnt work

                  Rise

                    Stop playing rage=bad

                    ♔

                      I know that feel.

                      Fay

                        Brain is like computer.
                        If you used it too much it will overheat, it needs to be rested
                        Jerk off/sex for example, do this at least 5 times a day

                        ok

                          you clearly dont belong to your current bracket, volvo is doing its job by placing scrubs where they should belong. really dont see whats the big deal here

                          yiran

                            Almost the same. Mainly pissed because I started using op pub heroes on purpose and even though I didn't play that well we still could have easily won. For instance "BUY DUST" like 5 times and I even bought it myself and put it on the floor and they wouldn't remove their stout shield for a dust slot against bounty hunter and mirana.

                            Sex is for nubs. Just go to sleep.

                            FlipFlop

                              I jynx you zenoth lawl

                              Zenoth

                                Yung lean best joker rofl

                                ok

                                  brb lunch break

                                  BAKA

                                    Recently got something like that too :(

                                    6_din_49

                                      If you lose 3 in a row take a break from ranked. Just play some ability draft or something to chill.

                                      Oh Shit Waddup

                                        Zenoth is the new Hael

                                        mr dee

                                          that is so painful to watch my god.

                                          Chris.

                                            Zenoth pls, why you have to feed your MMR

                                            Dotabuff prohibits Freedom

                                              zenoth just take a break for a few days and relax on a smurf or watch a show (GoT is airing now)

                                              mongoloid

                                                Nice buy account, do you even lift? Cmon dude. Buying account and denying it not cool. Zenoth pls. you lose like the river run water flow.

                                                ok

                                                  ^ i support this

                                                  Zenoth

                                                    alright broke my longest losing streak, picked tb and 5.2k rubick started accusing me of not knowing how to last hit and fought with me for farm

                                                    6k never seemed so far away before

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                                                    Strongmind

                                                      ^
                                                      Y thats the best thing you miss 1 creep after 3 min have like 22 cs or smth and support say NOOB you cant lasthit I dont care I farm :DDDD

                                                      Chris.

                                                        whats your mmr now zenoth

                                                        Coroner

                                                          wow, I really admire to your loss streak. Like, in my best days I couldnt do that.

                                                          FlipFlop

                                                            not lower than bogi ofcourse fuzzy

                                                            Zenoth

                                                              5638, finally got a win. I thank teammates who were nice and positive throughout.

                                                              We had a defensive tri against Windranger+Jugg, my two supports died in the first wave of creeps and both offlaners got to level 2. I died twice and abandoned the lane for the woods. By 20 minutes we were 10k gold behind.

                                                              Miraculously nobody complained, everybody tried their best and commended each other for good plays, and we won.

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                                                              Born

                                                                shame those games are so fucking rare.

                                                                Zenoth

                                                                  Well you just need one guy complaining out of five to demoralize the entire team...

                                                                  King of Low Prio

                                                                    who would do such a thing.........

                                                                    FlipFlop

                                                                      "Miraculously nobody complained, everybody tried their best and commended each other for good plays, and we won."

                                                                      The beauty of dota.

                                                                      Jizno

                                                                        You lost again dude wtf

                                                                        Zenoth

                                                                          unranked, my friend wanted to try his third game of invoker or something. a loss i was prepared for... no issue there.

                                                                          Chris.

                                                                            still a bit higher than me even tho you had that loss streak, be happy!

                                                                            yiran

                                                                              I'm at a shitty 3.2k mmr you're fine

                                                                              Jʌy Δshʙoʁnɘ

                                                                                You feel like hael?

                                                                                (Someone had to say it.)

                                                                                yiran

                                                                                  silly kids with their anime and mango

                                                                                  [Lk].Zano

                                                                                    Puck you.

                                                                                    yiran

                                                                                      no, puck qop you disgusting furry

                                                                                      [Lk].Zano

                                                                                        Is that "qop" supposed to be an "off"? :D

                                                                                        yiran

                                                                                          at least qop is a succubus. you're supposed to puck her. or so many men think

                                                                                          [Lk].Zano

                                                                                            you don't puck qop, she's a succubus. A succubus pucks you...what was this topic about again?