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Alation

    LAST 2 FUCKING GAMES IM EVEN ONLY GETTING -22 AND -21 FUCK

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    Faded

      last 5 for me.... why are 3k's pairing up with 4k's ...

      and 4k's with 5k's

      Alation

        IM LITERALLY GETTING 2.5K ON MY TEAM. LAST PICK ZEUS WHEN WE HAVE A PUDGE HOLY BALLSACK WHAT THE FUCK.

        Alation

          WAS STARTING TO REALLY TRY BECAUSE I WAS INCREASING STEADILY BUT NO MATTER WHAT ITS EITHER A STOMP FOR MY TEAM AND MY IMPACT ISNT NEEDED ANYWAY OR THIS CRAP HAPPENS.

          Hopeless

            that just means the players on the opposing side had a higher rating than you overall.

            And seriously.... can't you just use one post?

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            [Lk].Zano

              He doesn't want someone spamming doge pics in a thread like in agent faggot's one I guess.

              SalaciousCrome

                2K - 3K You look at people wondering what the hell is going on and you are just baffled.
                3K - 4K People know what their doing on an average level but consistently underperfom and do inexperienced shit
                4K - 5K A decent pool of players but a lot of them are just little girls who will throw games because they are frustrated because they're close to 5K and over but can quite reach it. Still 7/10 games are still quite good.

                6K - Over
                Reserved for top tier players and smurf accounts I play in the 4-5K leve so have no experience in this bracket.

                * these are just harsh opinions and should be considered as such

                Gustaphos

                  Zano throw in some doge pics for old times sake. ;)

                  [Lk].Zano

                    I need to find good ones. Typing "doge" in google images doesn't cut it anymore.

                    Kryptnyt

                      Dat ethereal blade on witch doctor tho. much concepts misunderstood

                      n7k1

                        [IMG]http://i60.tinypic.com/5mw9dk.jpg[/IMG]

                        Gustaphos

                          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

                          Toooooo funny. Toooooo true!

                          Gustaphos

                            I guess the morale of the story is dont play LoL. And they say only Americans are super unhealthy wtf? :O

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                            mike374040

                              Joined a 4 stack where all my teammates (friends on friends list) were around 4k-4.5k mmr... I'm around 2k. I'd say I did fairly well?
                              http://dotabuff.com/matches/569757321

                              What I've found is if you suck and your teammates are all better than you, just fucking play support lol

                              Kryptnyt

                                I think a Taiwanese guy died a while back from playing way too much Diablo 3 when that came out. It's gotta be a really embarrassing way to go out, I'd think.

                                [Lk].Zano

                                  Shit, I think that's a sign for us to stop playing Dota2 so much and do something productive, like studying because a lot of us are young people.

                                  http://lagringajoya.blogspot.com/2009/12/youth-dies-from-studying-too-much.html

                                  Fuck...I guess the morale is...don't be a fucking maniac?

                                  n7k1

                                    ^exactly

                                    Alation

                                      YOU FUCKING IDIOTS ITS MORAL NOT MORALE. MORALE IS LIKE HOW EMOTIONALLY AFFECTED PEOPLE ARE, LIKE THE MORALE OF THE ARMY. MORAL HAS TO DO WITH THE MORAL OF A STORY, A FUCKING MESSAGE.

                                      [Lk].Zano

                                        ^ "It's" As in contraction of "It is" or "it has". "Its" is the possessive pronoun. Fucking maniac >:)

                                        Alation

                                          im gonna go kill myself now

                                          Alation

                                            My moral is low haha that was a joke guys. laugh plz

                                            n7k1

                                              I would like to give moral support but i have questionable morals.

                                              rambosalad

                                                really bro, 22 and 21 isnt bad. From my last ~10 games I've gotten -16, -17, -8, and -9.

                                                Alation

                                                  ^no im saying thatsh ow unfair these fucking matches are and the only way they make up for it is 5 less points off its bullshit. Look heres my next fucking game, how the fuck am i with these imcompetent people that complain about each other so much on mic when they fail just as much. Only died once to someone besides riki.....omniknight carry very fuckin effective. Im in a god damn loop of shit players
                                                  so fucking demoralizing http://dotabuff.com/matches/570022663

                                                  Alation

                                                    this is my personal hell

                                                    Alation

                                                      HAHA LOOK AGAIN AT MY LATEST GAME. ONLY PERSON WHO KNEW HOW TO PLAY WAS WINDRANGER FUCK THIS STUPID GAME THEY TURNED A 1-4 STRUGGLING SS INTO AN ORCHID PHENOM . LUNA CALLS GG EVERYTIME SHE FUCKIN FED. nvm holy shit we might when even with thisretarded luna

                                                      Alation

                                                        crap game i quit

                                                        Alation

                                                          holy shit that storm had 600 mmr more than me yet i got 4-1 against him in lane even thoguh he plays storm all the time. Such good game guys of course i got the 2.2 fucking k player on my team.

                                                          Alation

                                                            trash game

                                                            ♨Dacheat♨

                                                              Hey man you seem upset are you alright? Need someone to talk to?

                                                              Trodlabundin

                                                                http://dotabuff.com/matches/570107904

                                                                Troll Warlord 0 impact on game, jungling entire game. 4400 mmr

                                                                Faceless Void 0 impact on game, farming entire game without succes. A lot of stupid moves, feeding me 2 courier kills cause of miss micro. 4300mmr

                                                                Nightstalker (Who I faced versus in mid) barely used his void and was extremely passive in his lane. I think he felt I had a big advatage versus him as Natures Prophet VS. Nightstalker. 4200mmr

                                                                Pretty easy game. You can't win them all. I had cold hands during the game which made it harder but still an easy game.
                                                                Sometimes you get games you don't need to have much impact to win, other times you need to do a lot.

                                                                Everybody has had bad losingstreaks, get over it and try harder.

                                                                Your statements are also hilariously stupid.

                                                                Im crying.

                                                                GL in future games.

                                                                Add me for free wins.

                                                                Alation

                                                                  i dont want free wins but i want to know how to carry the team when nothing is going right i really think i wasj ust unlucky in my recent games

                                                                  Trodlabundin

                                                                    According to Bigman Havoc, you've not done any better than you team in the games you were refering to in another thread.
                                                                    The point was you will get games that are easy to win.

                                                                    I got to 52,08% winrate, dropped to 51,87%. Then up to 52,12%, dropped to 51,70% and then up to 52,30%. You will get a lot of wins eventually.

                                                                    There is no reason crying to the community about your loses, wtf can we do?

                                                                    Lols, you're blow 50xdDD

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                                                                    Alation

                                                                      how many idiots still believe that dotabuff is accurate with games not counting? ive sad i dont know how many times in 10-15 above in wins

                                                                      Alation

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                                                                        Dunning-Kruger-Doto

                                                                          Todays fungames:

                                                                          http://dotabuff.com/matches/572887715

                                                                          Russian pudge, lina, lion. PA pick after AM. Madfeeding by Pudge early on, same goes for lina. Screaming in Voicechat in russian.

                                                                          http://dotabuff.com/matches/572853813

                                                                          Furion, lycan right after AM pick. Pudge fed mid. GG

                                                                          http://dotabuff.com/matches/572747434

                                                                          Invoker me tried our best, but no chance against 3 madfeeders on team.

                                                                          http://dotabuff.com/matches/571047873

                                                                          4-20 Furion.... All going full apeshit.

                                                                          http://dotabuff.com/matches/572918093

                                                                          Sandking fed fb after 30 sek. TB ragquit. I maintain to go 4-1. But no point, so i leave too. Thats basically my dotaday for today.

                                                                          Can happen. Im an average player, and not getting way above 4k (Currently at 3.8) simply means, I belong there. So try to get gud, and stop whine.

                                                                          If you meet an noob in the morning, you met noob. If you meet noobs all day, you are propably the noob.

                                                                          Ps. My inventory is always empty because at one point I am too fed up and sell my stuff to feed chickens. This is the point of no return, aka 2 rax down.

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                                                                          Alation

                                                                            SUB 50 percent on dotabuff 4 life haha i actually got to 50.04 recently, atleast im still +7 on my d2 profile

                                                                            Dunning-Kruger-Doto

                                                                              Im just amazed of the retardness that can happen:

                                                                              http://dotabuff.com/matches/574446086

                                                                              Mirana with manaboots, madfeeding mort. LC feed, Disruptor picking 1 min into game starts. I had to buy my own wards, courup, sentries. So i decided to sell my stuff, buy chickens and feed. Was interesting so listen to the russian spam in chat.

                                                                              sano

                                                                                caps lock intensifies

                                                                                Zenoth

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                                                                                  radiant have the right to complain about elo hell
                                                                                  gg noob mid feed 1-12 wtf
                                                                                  randoms warlock goes mid and feed
                                                                                  obviously shouldn't take mid lane if he's such a bad player

                                                                                  /s

                                                                                  Seriously, having a teammate do badly doesn't fucking imply anything. Sometimes you might even have been able to do something to ameliorate the situation. One game has practically no implications on his level of competency, however you may think otherwise.

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                                                                                  Vaikiss`742.

                                                                                    retards learn to cancel queing after 2 minutes passes or stop crying about getting matched with much lower mmr players

                                                                                    King of Low Prio

                                                                                      they are not getting matched with lower MM players the ppl bitching the most are ppl in the 3k MM who has a surplus of people so you rarely see anyone more than 100 from your MM

                                                                                      Dunning-Kruger-Doto

                                                                                        http://dotabuff.com/matches/574554792

                                                                                        Has nothing to do with MM Difference, its just so fucking annoying that some ppl cannot maintain not to feed in the first 5 min. In the game above Bristleback went full apeshit, feeding enemy ursa 6 kills in 7 min. There is really NOTHING you can do about fuckers like him.

                                                                                        http://dotabuff.com/matches/574600817

                                                                                        Same here just on the opposite team. Morph was against me mid, and fed me 2 kills in the first 10 min. Afterwards i managed to grab a doublekill, cause they overextend on oursafelane. Going ahead 5-0 with tiny, and all morphs fault. He has 33% winratio and kda of 1.35 on that hero. Maybe do not take a corerole, if you suck dick so hard on a certain hero?

                                                                                        And if i hadnt snowballed in this game, we had lost. Cause timber was sucking dick too hard.

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                                                                                        rambosalad

                                                                                          just got a -42 game yesterday. ez loss. no elo hell

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                                                                                          Trodlabundin

                                                                                            @Alation: how many idiots still believe that dotabuff is accurate with games not counting? ive sad i dont know how many times in 10-15 above in wins

                                                                                            Well, probably you have higher wins ingame cause of Ability Draft..

                                                                                            Alation

                                                                                              lol look at my ability draft games. barely play it and i think 2-3 or something in it

                                                                                              Dunning-Kruger-Doto

                                                                                                Well I got myself into a huge lossstreak by playing only spectre and antimage in soloque. Since both need a 4 protect 1 enviroment I dropped hard from 4k to 3.6k. Or maybe im just too bad at playing hard carry. The mainproblem for me in many games was simply that I could not farm my core up fast enough to be usefull. Also I can maintain 5-6 CS on antimage I still need like 20 min to come online usefull with Battlefury/Yasha/Fullboots. If game has gone full apeshit till then, its hard to recover.

                                                                                                In many games I cannot even get the 5-6 CS per minute aka facing duall offlane, while having no trilane or simply having no support on my lane (yes this happens).

                                                                                                By taking mid again I make my way up in MMR.

                                                                                                There is a difference between 3.6 and 4k MMR. Its not like I'm making a 10 winstreak, but on 3.7k I'm able to outlane many players on mid.

                                                                                                Alation

                                                                                                  ye i dropped all the way down to 3.3k really unlucky with teammates in my lycan games. also got no mmr from my latest match because of 'poor network conditions' love it

                                                                                                  Dunning-Kruger-Doto

                                                                                                    Picking melee hardcarry does not work for me in soloque. Not good enough to overcome the mandatory lack of support.