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Vandal

    We now have a defacto method of measuring a person's skills thanks to the revolutionary http://www.dota2rating.info/. But it doesn't have all players in it, so people are getting dethroned from #1 all the time.

    I checked out I am nicki minaj, the best player with whom I have ever played and a great ally of mine. Let's examine his rank:

    http://www.dota2rating.info/index.php?page=76561198039155193

    It appears to be #1, well beyond fluffnstuff, ex-eg demon, and all those other clowns. The only difference is that these players dedicate their lives to this game whereas good ol nicki minaj has a real life job, education, and pussy factory (gf). Go figure, some people are just blessed, others work hard and suck.

    waku waku

      ok

      Fakovnik

        interdasting,
        has life and everything, I'm jelly

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        Quick maffs

          Seems legit.

          Hassan

            Looks like his rating system was bad just like everyone expected it would be. :)

            Vandal

              @ DR INTERNET

              I am nicki Minaj was #80 in the entire ranking system of dotabuff too - not 80th percentile, we are talking about #80.

              Quick maffs

                His KDA is sick but his winrate is pretty meh.

                Vandal

                  @Dorkly

                  You can only get a high win rate by having a small history (i.e. abusing your initial low rating) or by 5 man stacking with other great players.

                  Edit:
                  You know how grimorium is known for his invoker? I am Nicki Minaj is at least 2x him with invoker.

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                  SayRay

                    Stop being a dick rider. Get off his nuts.

                    Quick maffs

                      ^Maybe. But do you really think he will beat players like ▲Vroksnak▲or even pro players ? The thing is that the dota2rating system benefits this kind of players who usually plays mid or carry.

                      Vandal

                        @sayray
                        You're just jealous that he is my friend and not yours.

                        @Dorkly
                        He is the best player in the world, so of course, he will win.

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                          nami

                            There is no such thing as best player in the world. There are too many aspects in dota for anyone to be the 'best'. Theres no doubt your friend is probably a really good player though.

                            I'm pretty sure nobody likes this thread becomes you're being extremely arrogant and using statistics to boast not even yourself but someone else's e-penis.

                            Pandamonium(You Died)

                              more like best scrub in the world, amiright.
                              Not to mention that OP played 7 games with him this month, and won only one.
                              Good job on ruining ur friend stats bro

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                              Vandal

                                @ the terrible
                                You'll notice he doesn't play very often anymore, his internet is too bad now. It just so happens the last few games we played mostly ended up in him abandoning at 5 minutes due to disconnects.

                                @snowman

                                Wrong, I am nicki minaj is the best player in the world according to this de facto authority on gaming skill.

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                                [Lk].Zano

                                  But he is nicki minaj, therefore any accomplishment he makes in life or in dota2 is automatically neglected. Undeniable truth.

                                  Stonks

                                    If he's really that good he will be known by players, he doesn't need nuts sucking promotions like this.

                                    Totentanz to The King: M ...

                                      This "best player in the world" guy gets Treads on his Spirit Bear though.

                                      UrbanPoultry

                                        Is this guy included? (I call him Star Star,because that's what it was when the DBR came out)

                                        http://dotabuff.com/players/86736893

                                        He was the highest ranked player in the world according to Dotabuff, and this was before Valve implemented the third party option, so everyone was included.

                                        murs

                                          these numbers make zero sense
                                          wat does carry rating and team player rating mean

                                          Vandal

                                            @murs
                                            I see envy of the pros is now creeping into this thread. You may be as good as I am Nicki Minaj one day, maybe...

                                            bunNyL

                                              no doubt he's good, but does he really need a friend showing off friending with him ? you made him look bad, really bad

                                              Grimorum

                                                "Best player" is one that leads his team to victory. All these calculations and comparisons those not compute leadership qualities. The best player is obviously either the leader of Navi or Alliance.

                                                Flyingpigs

                                                  lol everyone feeding this troll

                                                  Vandal

                                                    @bunny
                                                    I'm able to make him look bad since the stats make him look so damn good. He still appears as number one.

                                                    @mirmurog
                                                    His leadership is unfathomable.

                                                    Yoichi Isagi | Blue Lock

                                                      Only 2 months site is down, is this a shill post?

                                                      Vandal

                                                        @skynet

                                                        Nope. I don't know anything about the creator of the website. Never queued with him, never had him on my friend's list, live in a different part of the world than him most likely, etc.

                                                        I made a series of I am Nicki Minaj posts even before this one. It was just a tool of the time. It's also pretty easy to see how over-the-top I was saying things. It was pretty much an obvious joke. If anything, having someone who isn't a professional ranked #1 in a ranking system probably discredits it more than it helps.

                                                        Sōu ka

                                                          woah rude

                                                          Winter

                                                            FuckTheZero, teach me how to play, master! :O