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General DiscussionI have The Plus Can anyone teach me how to check dbr?

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WTF

    I have The Plus Can anyone teach me how to check dbr?

    raqyee

      You can't.

      Sayzee

        Its no longer there, ppl r trolling, they check ur games, then it is pretty much easy to predict at least in which % he is in, or they would give a bit higher one, and the one who is asking would immediately believe it

        Like, if u ask me, I will give u 96%

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          WTF

            Then what's the mean point for me to buy the plus.....

            Monkeh

              lol, I do wonder how many people have paid for plus after all these 'Check my DBR' threads. I reckon a fair few new subscribers have dished out the coin so they could find their own DBR.

              None will admit it though.

              salt enjoyer

                You get statistical reporting and trends, nothing more. DBR was booted off the system because it was creating a bigger wall to the already existing one of noob vs decent vs pro.

                Most people would use the system to gloat if they were higher than most, shittalk bronze "scum", demand that people 1v1 you cause their DBR told them they were better than you etc. it was a nice idea but ranking systems always go bad because most people who play competitive games are just dicks.

                raqyee

                  The reason that system was removed wasn't the creation of bigger gap between players. They used to track those stats in a way that conflicted with Valve's privacy policy or some similar shit.

                  salt enjoyer

                    Yeah that was the legal shit because it accessed user data in a way that conflicted with valves policy etc, what I meant to bring to light was that it was making a huge gap between players and kinda destroyed the community a little bit.

                    Digging down that was the last one I could find of mine
                    https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/552468_202715083206101_1801048756_n.png

                    Some of the dotabuff posts were awful and unforgiving to new players which I deeply resent so I am glad it is gone.

                    Ming (Zufälliger König)

                      to check dbr,
                      download TOR browser
                      go to the hidden wiki
                      type in this order - <name> <game> <site> dbr
                      pay some bitcoins according to the instructions

                      now after paying, you will be contacted by somebody from the deep web

                      answer the call

                      do not, i repeat DO NOT at any cost, speak to him. just listen to what he has to say

                      follow the instructions, and eventually you will reach a deserted area

                      there will be somebody there waiting for you.

                      remember to bring shades and a doughnut, and never, ever ever ever look the guy in the eyes.

                      he will take out a suitcase

                      grab it without looking at him

                      but reminded that he will not give in so easily, and he will grab hold of the briefcase harder

                      he will ask "what you got in store for me kid?"

                      DO NOT answer. if you do, he will shoot u in the head

                      he will ask it again, this time in an angry tone

                      if he attempts to grab hold of you, raise your right hand quickly

                      yell "I HAVE DOUGHS, DO NOT TOUCH ME"

                      he will silently back off

                      throw the doughnut on the floor, he will go closer to inspect

                      one he does, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE AND DONT EVER LOOK BACK

                      get back home, lock every door and windows, open the briefcase

                      there's your golden prize, your dbr printed out in a2 paper.

                      congratulations, you found your dbr

                      remember to stay home for at least 2 days before going out, they are to be sure to be trying to hunt you down. live on whatever you have in the house, instant noodles or whatever shit

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                      raqyee

                        You're lying.

                        Ming (Zufälliger König)

                          its up to you whether you believe or not, im only telling my experience
                          everytime i checked someone's dbr, i had to go through all this. spent nearly a hundred bitcoins

                          you should be thankful

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