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Аниме на Аве — Мать в Канаве

    Sell a garage

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    GDC

      2nd.

      Detective Fat Weedington

        Thanks for reminding me im gonna die alone

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        Arnold Swarzinigga

          dota is life. hahahahaha!

          Fire.Dance with Darwen

            Im gonna be a Electrical Engr someday and they will call me Zues.It hits me so badly,hahaha

            Annyeong

              Woooo.

              fx

                7nd.

                Blue^14

                  Dota is life coz I don't have a life

                  Admiral Snackbar

                    I taught my GF DOTA when we were dating ( I think it was after like 6 months of dating) and she enjoyed the challenge! She has also helped me to be less of a salty douche when my teammate's are doing bad.

                    (We are now happily married :D)

                    сын денди

                      здарова

                      Sarllo

                        "DOTA BRINGS OUT THE WORST OF PEOPLE".. exactly that my friend told me when teaching how to play 3 years ago hahahaha

                        Chinese Doto

                          Heh it's only about first 2000h to get the basics tho.

                          versatile supp player

                            I always play with my GF
                            That's right
                            My left hand is my GF

                            Satan

                              sims good

                              4K is just a dream

                                This post is like telling someone who's starving that eating alot is bad.

                                Bl[A]ze

                                  Why sumail?

                                  tony

                                    Well sumail is a unique player, being very young and talented at the game, he's accumulated quite the wealth from the competitive scene, over $2 million, including him being in a TI Champion team.

                                    BLURY-FACE

                                      Dots is my hang over

                                      A Cat on your Keyboard

                                        No way i'd let my wife anywhere near this game, even if she wanted to play, which she doesn't.

                                        mllcg
                                          1-IceTea 🌟

                                            But I can only jungle,it's easy to teach SO jungle but how to play toget her after this,skim do you have any solution for desperate jungler like me?

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                                            not arin

                                              lmao

                                              Bungmangler

                                                dota is me time,
                                                I've got the outside world to do things with her.

                                                par73 ez25

                                                  WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND TELLS YOU TO GET BACK TO THE LANE :'(

                                                  Z0mBi3

                                                    looking for gamer grill :'( k thx bai

                                                    Ghastly Wail

                                                      Its too complicated for her.
                                                      Luckly :D

                                                      A good Online Friend (know each other for 13 Years now) of mine showed dota to his Girlfriend. They played alot of botgames together.
                                                      He became so bad ... Horrible to play with him ...

                                                      arin

                                                        get out you fucking normies REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
                                                        REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

                                                        REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

                                                        Blondie

                                                          You've missed an E there.

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                                                          --══芫︻ 0r ☛

                                                            hilarious reading xD

                                                            A cucumber

                                                              If someone already plays dota should you play with them is the question

                                                              Blueberi

                                                                I've had more arguments over builds in DotA with my boyfriend than anything else over the past couple years. I also run into a lot of differences between us playing together in how he plays to win and do well, and I just play to have fun, which is something I've noticed a lot in girls playing versus guys.

                                                                I don't think I've ever been more worried about my relationship of several years than that time I played Intelligence Anti-Mage.

                                                                SOVEREIGN

                                                                  dont introduce people to this garbage game

                                                                  ⚡「tΞkkΞX」

                                                                    "Can you really enjoy Dota with somebody that thinks you should build Phase Boots on TA when you are determined that it should be Treads?"

                                                                    absolutely not

                                                                    Haylex

                                                                      My wife hates dota, she hates me playing it from day 1. Its a very complex game to understand and teach someone who is not patient.

                                                                      I always wished she would be a gamer but then no one would take care of the kids :D

                                                                      5k hours on dota and i still hate this game but still play it

                                                                      Blue Nimbus

                                                                        I lost a childhood friend to this game because we couldn't climb out of 1k party mmr that we had been in for over a year and a half. And he said it was my fault for having 500 less party mmr than him. Last we spoke was in August 2015. If I ever again have a boyfriend or girlfriend, I will NEVER introduce them to any moba I play. Ever.

                                                                        mct

                                                                          31st !!

                                                                          Fyyq

                                                                            lmao

                                                                            Gebak gebak gebak

                                                                              What i do if dota is my girlfriend ? do i get arcana from volvo?

                                                                              Greentoa123

                                                                                I still remember supporting my grill who played huskar as phoenix. Good cancerous times. Then she ditched me for My Summer Car feelsbadman

                                                                                ♥RR♥

                                                                                  Treads for TA.

                                                                                  Phoenix

                                                                                    I prefer Phase

                                                                                    Bit5

                                                                                      Dota slowly ruin my life...
                                                                                      But somehow im just keep playing like its the only thing that i can do...

                                                                                      skootah

                                                                                        My wife and I both play together on an almost daily basis. She came from literally ZERO gaming experience (wtf?), and started with the MOST complex and challenging game out there. Props to her for that. In fact, I've TRIED to get her to play OTHER games, but she won't. I show her another game and she says something like, "There's too much going on, it's confusing." SERIOUSLY?!?!? Anyway, I'm glad she plays DOTA.

                                                                                        We frequently get frustrated during games, and often at each other. She says I'm the biggest asshole ever in DOTA, constantly tells me not to yell at people, and says the way I talk to people with less experience doesn't help them get better. And she's 100% right. But it's a game -- DOTA lives in a box for me. It's an experience, an activity to do with my wife, and (most of the time) pretty fun to play (actually, 52.41% of the time according to my win rate). Whatever anger and frustration I express in a game, it ends when the game ends. It's either a W or a L, and no amount of anger after the fact is going to change that. (Yeah, okay, there is some postmortem analysis, and I might still express some frustration there... but you get the point.)

                                                                                        If DOTA makes my life outside of DOTA miserable, I've got bigger problems and probably shouldn't play. If DOTA negatively impacts my relationship with my wife, I think the real problem probably exists OUTSIDE of DOTA. Hell, sometimes when we're mad at each other we'll still play together as a way of saying, "I'm mad at you, but I still love you and want to do things with you."

                                                                                        I also play DOTA with my brother, my IRL best friend, and my brother-in-law. I've raged at all of these people at one point or another. Extreme rage, even. But again, it's a game. Life after the game should not (and for me, is not) impacted by what happens in DOTA.

                                                                                        It's like Vegas. What happens in DOTA stays in DOTA.

                                                                                        Side note: If you really want a GREAT couples game, check out "Keep Talking And Nobody Explodes". 10/10.

                                                                                        Estefano

                                                                                          skootah.. great inputs.. :D

                                                                                          ♏ikeeCS ツ

                                                                                            Same title with article from Dotamax?

                                                                                            ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

                                                                                              Sadly dont have partner

                                                                                              Skyride

                                                                                                I'ts GG END if I play dota in my partners company, I only focus on the game and that's pretty much it.

                                                                                                JinX

                                                                                                  где русская адаптация

                                                                                                  Christine

                                                                                                    Well, I just got blamed at by my supposed-to-be significant other when I wasn't able to recall him in time. I chose to keep mum and log out to keep away the awkwardness but it seems that his ego/pride is in the way and doesn't even have the decency to say sorry (I already apologized but he just raged even more - well sue me, I'm not a mind reader and I make mistakes), If your partner is raging and doesn't even know how to lower down his/her ego even if you've apologized, then it's not you who has a problem.