imagine being so sad to be happy with 3.8k mmr ancient 1 medal after 7 years. really good job man!!! u rock!!
i mean it tbh, for a guy with your disabilities it was shocking for us hearing u manage to reach god tier dota.
im not negative, im just realistic.
cya after 200 games boy.
I dont like the way Kowareta is sarcastic to people, but he is right.
Play 200 solo ranked games and then post your analisys.
And then we get to support these pos1 that don't know what is creep aggroing and those pos2 what don't know what is a rune in our games, great news.
i was 1.9k and now im 4k exact. u said that once a normal skill. always a normal skill and i cant make it to ancient, im gonna be a legend 1. the point of that post. if i played in my main. i would have been in tat crusader trench. creating a new account gave me a small happiness that im good enough to be in ancient bracket. after 200 games ill post my analysis like how u it has to be done.
Enjoy getting carried by legit ancients. Hoping for you that we won't meet in game.
If you are really 4k,u can get from 1.9k to 4k in a month and a half,its fcking common sense. You are disguisting just like everyone who is making such treads.
"after 200 games ill post my analysis like how u it has to be done." . No one cares about ancient 1 and how to get it,my god.
Kabir, I'm willing to bet 100$ via PayPal that by 300 ranked games you're legend 1 or lower.
You are a fucking average ass player who seems content in their mediocrity. Nobody cares that you are going to calibrate with a legend medal, literally nobody. Merely attention seeking behaviour. Judging by your stats you will likely calibrate legend 3 to 5, struggle in your bracket and no doubt rely on your teammates to win or blame them when you dont. I see countless brainless drones like you in the bracket and you are the same in your stupidity. Now go flex about your average ranking to impressionable friends or actual children that might find it interesting.
If you're good enough you'll eventually gain mmr. Blaming your team is bullshit. Teammates of even skill are assigned to each team randomly. If your team is not so , good, chances are it's the same for the enemy team. The matchmaking and mmr system, I've found to be pretty accurate. The fundamental thing to improve as a player and consequently gain mmr is to focus on your plays and consider yourself utter trash. There's always something to learn in dota. When I was 1k, i created a new account, 2 years back, calibrated at 3k but went on to lose more than win. I don't think you can gain mmr on this account if your actual skill is that of a 1k player. I'd be surprised if you gain mmr after playing 100 ranked games. Post your results here then. I gave up on my 1.5k account last year and returned to this account, which is my first steam account. I left this account after I hit 70, literally two digit mmr, back in 2017 and started playing on that 1.5k account. Last year i returned to this account, calibrated at 250 mmr and have been gaining since then.
What an inspirational story, truly brought tears to my eyes, and I'm sure it will bring tears to your teammates eyes too.
He already calibrated at Ancshit 1 parmadogshit, and he did it solo unlike you, went 4/2 since he calibrated too.
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This guy rolls a roulette wheel dozens of times then finally wins and makes a blog post about it. A true inspiration.
I would actually believe that you deserve your rank if I saw that you climbed out of Archon or whatnot- as any Ancient player should be able to.
Also making that "." alternate account to act as your own backup is pretty sad. Like complimenting yourself with a puppet.
oh my god the hate from everyone. I think he deserved to be here he might be stuck in a trench, some people do get out of it . Some people don't get out of it. He is one of the lucky ones that made it to 4k but it's true that bad teammates stop you sometimes but then again there is always something you can do about it in games. As I told you earlier kabir singh you will calibrate ancient at max and you reached there. Now there is a possibility that some of your games were played by you or someone else . Both ways i would like to congratulate you on getting out of trench to get to the divine and shut their sorry mouths once and in for all.
I have a question for you what is your behavior score as of now. And obviously another 20 games will let you know if you truly belong here or not.
Ps i started at 430 mmr and reached to 3300 in 2.5 years.
Lol this fucking bitch even made another account to back himself how much more fucking low can you get. Who do you think you are fooling with your braindead fucking threads and your autistic alt account, not everyone is as stupid as you are dumbass.
We dont care that you suceeded in escaping the normal skill pool after fuck knows how many attempts on other shitty smurf accounts that you use to spam this forum with your nonsense. Literally nobody cares, a literal human nugget with missing arms would be able to reach high/vhs on fresh calibration with the current state of the game.
Make sure to reply to this comment and none of the other countless comments ridiculing your mediocrity as well since you are so obsessed with me you misogynistic imbecile.
Hey Kabir, we are same, I was 1.5k mmr (crusader 1) https://www.dotabuff.com/players/200973645
Then, I have made a new account https://www.dotabuff.com/players/1042729355
in every game there are such shit players in the shitter brackets that hold u back that when you make a new account your rank just sky rockets. in overwatch i was gold but i made a new account and instantly got masters. thats like going from archon to divine. i suspect dota is the same.
wow grats on getting to ancient 1!!!! you must be so good compared to your other downie friends, which i assume you have because you seem to have mental handicap! i must say i agree with kowareta here because if you can be this happy about abusing the calibration system you must clearly be super disabled, i hope you get some help soon xoxo
if you cant win in fucking 2k then you dont deserve to be anshit
Same here .my old acct is archon 3 .and im tired losing becoz of retarted carry always saying me mid 2 tango haha only in sea server as always and always blame support even the map was full of wards .so i decided make new acct and like kabir i calibrate ancient 1 and i climb it i am ancient 3 now going 4 .4260mmr .so gitgud
i listen kabir and i made new 20 account and one of them became immortal rank 10 and i instantly got invited to og thanks kabir
The bitches who have 945 MMR and 875 mmr hate me like anything.
Parmavoliets I love u bro, u bark as much as u can
The point of this post is not to show off my achievements
This is nothing compared to the time I spent in DotA 2 and the money I spent on cosmetics
I had a feel I deserve to be in VHS
And one of the guy perfectly predicted I'm ancient 1 lvl. I got it and I'm happy. All I wanted is to play in vhs were people are serious. I recently played 4 games and I got safelane which is my favorite role. All the players adjusted with me and we won.
Actual dota which I missed in my crusader and archon
And let me remind u it was ranked classic
4 games
4 times my team let me safelane and supported me. I din play to my best but still didn't let my team down.
9600 behavior score speaks for itself. Why shuld I justify braindead 875 and 945 solo MMR
As one of my friend said, reach divine and shut ur candy asses
Don't hate someone so much, I haven't raped ur mother.
Nor I'm bragging about my achievements
Again iam saying
I feel sorry for my skills 7 yrs still ancient
I'm not proud or showing off
There is nothing to showoff being a ancient player.
I'm not happy with my skills but
I'm happy that I can play in vhs which my friend said I cant
Im able to play
I will try divine next
This is nt a backup account
This is a test account for me
If I was a crusader like u all said
I will definitely would have calibrated in archon 2 max
How did I make it to ancient.
U hate me
I will be back after 200 games
Look at the solo MMR of you two. Are u brothers from same mother or is that parmavoliets smruf
Mmr is never getting above 1000
These low mmr retards spread so much hate
Are u guys angry that I created a smruf or r u guys jealous about that number displayed in ur profile
Well played man. A lot of people here might say negative stuff to your thread but its inspirational for low bracket mmr players and will help them try to climb to the next skill bracket. I will rather see a crussader noob climbing to divine than a pro stomping the immortal bracket.
Pudge thanks, kindly ignore these brain dead retards like kowareta, parmavoliets and few guys in this post whose MMR and IQ are equal to herald
These guys are so uneducated that they don't understand what Im trying to say
I'm just saying I was in crusader bracket
Couldn't come out of it
I was between 1.9k to 2.3k but couldn't make it above 2.6k
My friends said normal skills is the only place u can play but vhs u cannot win a single game
I played in party n won few games against ancient 2 n 3
Again my friends said u can't win solo nor u can calibrate
They typically hated my skill which even I do
So I thought ok let's create a smruf and see wer I belong
If we read all these comments
Few divine and immortal players said
If ur crusader u will be a crusader
If my skills are normal skill then how the hell iam ancient 1.
All I understood is
It's better to create a smruf n play in the skill u Belong
If ur good enough u will climb or stay in that bracket
If not u will fall and reach wer u belong.
@OP:
All I understood is
It's better to create a smruf n play in the skill u Belong
That's where you are wrong.
There is a gap between the ones who emerged from this ebola tier which is archon and legend and the ones who just bypassed it.
You'll understand it soon enough.
It's like going to an exam knowing only how to solve one exercise only or studdying and mastering the tools/formulas/whatever used in all exercises.
Look at the solo MMR of you two. Are u brothers from same mother or is that parmavoliets smruf
Mmr is never getting above 1000
These low mmr retards spread so much hate
Are u guys angry that I created a smruf or r u guys jealous about that number displayed in ur profile
For someone who just posted a thread about climbing how is it that you are too fucking retarded to read where it says my solo mmr was last updated over 3 years ago. I was Anshit last time I was calibrated. I dont go creating stupid forum posts about it because I am not an autistic child like you are.
Unlike you I didnt have to create countless smurf accounts and rely on my friends to achieve that either, so gfys.
He climbed from Anc 1 to Anc 2 since yesterday so I don't see how he won't retain his rank.
This is my favorite thread, shows how bitter half the people are on this forum, having a breakdown over some guy calibrating an account lmao. I love it. Ironically most of the burning hatred coming from someone that made a thread claiming they deserve 3k when they are sub 1k MMR :)
It's not bitterness mate, I am just tired of supporting those carried apes and ending up doing both pos1/pos4 and pos5 at the same time.
Having a decent pos1 is a luxury nowadays.
Well hes 11/5 since the calibration and climbed 1 medal. Why do you care anyways, you are Ancient, you are not going pro, and you are not even on the spectrum of being a human being, so having apes on your team should be expected.
Why do you care anyways
When I queue pos4, I don't expect to be pos1+pos5+pos4. That's it.
I don't see the link with going pro or your ad-hominem attack BTW.
How do you know in which game he got his medal and that he is 11/5 BTW ? :O
Are you Kabir Singh on an other account to have this information ? :O
1. No you can check my acc and see I play heroes Kabir never touched, I simply predicted all of this happening with my big brain.
2. I have this information cause I'm a human being with a brain that can count the first 10 ranked games he played, which are the calibration games
3. I'm simply pointing out that the garbage crusader kabir can actually play and win in your "vhs" ancient bracket, and might actually climb out of it unlike you, which would make a great discussion later on.
Ok didn't see that demonic trashcan said it : "." is your alternate account and you use it to get some 3rd party credit.
Like to earn a undeserved rank, you use the same trick on dotabuff forum, how pityfull.
Lawl, Ok man I understand why you did some ad hominem now.
Keep it up with your desillusion, enjoy getting carried against trash ennemies because you're getting lucky on the matchmaking.
When you'll get matched against legit ancients with a team of ones like you, don't cry on this forum.
And btw, as we might meet in the same team in ranked, I'll let you carry us as you are so good, God Kabir.
@Kowa : +
I would love to continue this amazing conversation but I genuinely do not understand what you are saying. I'm not Ancient I'm Immortal rank 3000.
Also making that "." alternate account to act as your own backup is pretty sad. Like complimenting yourself with a puppet.
That's what I'm saying.
Oh so I'm kabir now xD. Just cause parmadogshit says something doesn't mean its a fact, go on Kabirs account and look at when he played Meepo, oh wait never, lets look OD? Never, maybe Tinker? Never. Also my games were from Crusader - Archon where Kabir cannot climb.
I'm quoting "Demonic Trashcan" and not parma.
Your passive-aggressive stance and argumentation are suspicious and giving the impression you are Kabir.
Even if you are try to hide it and alter it, we can see patterns in your punctuation and vocabulary as well.
But you are just suspicious, not saying you are kabir for sure atm. :P
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First of all i would like to thank all the immortal and divine players who helped me with understanding the matchmaking, i have to share a small story with u all, I was 1.9k mmr trash in crusader bracket. i couldnt climb at all. but played dota fr 7yrs. the pro's of dotabuff said its ur fault, u r noob, u r trash. but den i played few games as party with VHS players and i could beat them with decent team. so i thought lets try creating new account. if im trash ill be under 2.5k mmr. if im good i will go to atleast ancient which is a VHS. and today i have made it to Ancient 1 bracket. so i just want to tell u all. im a VHS player now. if u r stuck in a trench. just create a new account., select i have already played dota 2. then just spam ur best hero for first 10 games and u are VHS in no time. once ur account is locked in VHS, dont lose miserablly. dont feed. make sure u deny and cs a lot, make sure u tp a lot, u heal a lot and do damage etc. the matchmaking system see how much u farm, how much u move around the map. and stomping with kda like 20 or 25 will increase ur hidden MMR. u can calibrate upto 6.5k. when fuckin pignoys can buy account. cant u guys create account and come out of trench. dont listen to negative players who say climb in ur account, dont create smruf, u will fall etc. u wont fall, remeber guys you are the individual who played 100hrs for that rank. u will definately not fall. if u buy accounts, u will fall. thanks a lot of paramavoilets who is my biggest hater and koweta who is the most negative divine i ever met. thanks u two. goodbye. thanks a lot community