It's impossible! If you ask "lie to me agen fagt" this is because volvo hates you and you have absolutely no control over the games you play. The outcomes are all decided by Gabe Newell himself!
Because people that cry this much don't deserve to be on a high rating. Looks like a smart move from Valve.
You think this is crying? lel
If i get hardcore noobs in "high rating" games, i don't want to be in "high rating" games. Smart move from Vulva for making forced 50% shit.
900 threads already like this~
Try these for starters.
MMR Improvement
http://dotabuff.com/topics/2014-01-29-tips-to-have-your-mmr-go-up
http://dotabuff.com/topics/2014-01-12-looking-for-an-advisermentor
http://dotabuff.com/topics/2014-01-10-help-to-improve
http://dotabuff.com/topics/2014-01-04--relentless-mmr-question-and-how-to-improve--critique-me
Solo queue guides
http://dotabuff.com/topics/2013-12-23-the-ultimate-ranked-solo-queue-guide
http://dotabuff.com/topics/2014-01-07-the-ultimate-guide-to-winning-solo-queue-games
MMR General
http://dotabuff.com/topics/2013-12-13-mmr-thread
QQ Threads :
http://dotabuff.com/topics/2014-01-01-and-matchmaking-keeps-sucking-even-worse
http://dotabuff.com/topics/2014-01-31-brokenmatchmaking-
http://dotabuff.com/topics/2014-02-04-at-what-rating-do-you-get-people-that-want-to-win-instead-of-playing-casually
http://dotabuff.com/topics/2014-02-02-why-is-my-mmr-so-low
Learn more about the game.
http://dotabuff.com/matches/530056587
For example Legion shouldn't get MKB against PA because duel disables evasion. That 5k+ gold could have been spent on something more useful for the same cost. Yes, you played well. But you could have played better.
Some games it will feel like this, because not every time you do well on a hero it necessarily translates into a win. This leads to alot of frustration and a very high tendency to blame matchmaking/volvo/gaben/lowkdaplayers.
I am going to find the FUCKING guide for troll warlord that says that you should get WHIRLING AXES instead of BERSERKER'S RAGE at lvl 1, i am really tired of people doing this.
If you can micro your illusions to farm efficiently and have the awareness to split push well while taking 90% of last hits you should take...
Play TB.
I won 5 games in a row, then I lost 7 games in a row as well, all by russians fault, VOLVO DO SOMETHING
@BraToS
Well, I wasn't imagining that you are literally crying in front of your monitor. It's still a fitting metaphor, I think.
@Socram
Ofcourse i knew it was metaphorically...
~_~
This thread was written with a different purpose, but still your explanation makes sense i guess. lol
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Seriously. HOW? I'm on fucking 5 loss streak and i don't see way how to win fucking game anymore. With Slark 9 min orchid-> lost game
With LC 240 duel dmg-> lost game
WHAT THE FUCK VUVLA. WHY I AM GETTING NOOBS IN TEAM AT 4400 RANK