The bartender brings him the three beers, and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third, until they're gone.
He then orders three more and the bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold, so you can start with one, and I'll bring you a fresh one as soon as you're low."
The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the Ireland. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night, we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three beers, too, and we're drinking together."
The bartender thinks it's a wonderful tradition, and every week he sets up the guy's three beers. Then one week, the man comes in and orders only two. He drinks them and then orders two more. The bartender says sadly, "Knowing your tradition, I'd just like to just say that I'm sorry you've lost a brother."
The man replies, "Oh, my brothers are fine -- I just quit drinking."
lol i thought this thread is garbage but somehow it turned so hot, just like ur ugly ex-classmate that confessed her feelings to you 10 years ago and u laughed at her,and now she looks like megan fox with D cups, while u sit at home, jerk off and play videogames all day long
A man walks into a bar and orders three beers.
The bartender brings him the three beers, and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third, until they're gone.
He then orders three more and the bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold, so you can start with one, and I'll bring you a fresh one as soon as you're low."
The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the Ireland. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night, we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three beers, too, and we're drinking together."
The bartender thinks it's a wonderful tradition, and every week he sets up the guy's three beers. Then one week, the man comes in and orders only two. He drinks them and then orders two more. The bartender says sadly, "Knowing your tradition, I'd just like to just say that I'm sorry you've lost a brother."
The man replies, "Oh, my brothers are fine -- I just quit drinking."
ayy lmao...
Damn faq his aghs in your a meepo player you'll understand
Q: What did the blanket say when it fell of the bed?
A: "Oh sheet!"
Its dead Hook! DEAD! Just let it die! Don't try force it to struggle on any more! What you're doing is inhumane!
NO I WONT LET IT, IT WILL BECOME MY NEW HOME, THE HOME OF MY MEMES AND SHITTY JOKES
Ahhahahaahahahah
This thread will be cemented in the history of dota buff
Lol the thread shows that Op is the real Idiota. Im above 4k op please dont flame me
So this is new ayy lmao? Triplesteal will sue for this.
if in 1 month this thread is not locked by mods, they already approve this kitty
They will never lock this, they loved this thread
OP probably still think hes right even tough literally everybody thinks otherwise. LUL. also Quality memes @Hook and roll, Keep that shit going.
^You dun see the dankest yet
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2396228830
This proven that tinker is skill rewarding hero ;)
@Meta A
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when you got a doom in yout team and at 40 minutes he has hadouken still
ps i have a txt on my desktop full of memes
lol i thought this thread is garbage but somehow it turned so hot, just like ur ugly ex-classmate that confessed her feelings to you 10 years ago and u laughed at her,and now she looks like megan fox with D cups, while u sit at home, jerk off and play videogames all day long
burp
Just liked the Nazi part
But for me its always CTMR TU PUTO!!!
Lol ^
This is a good one
"Ughh, stop your whining"
^ probably doesnt like ur memes Hook and Roll :)
@Paige 권유리
This thread is transitioning into the new ayy lmao thread.
AHAHAHAHAHA SO FUCKING FUNNY
Sing always talk about sing.
Ahahaha
this one probably no one died
YOU TOUGHT THIS SHITPOST IS DEAD
WHUT M8
Only is the great mother russia
When james got to manilla
Who using 322 now? 127 is new meme
i hate when i use veil of discord as tinker and i hex all my enemy carrys xD
Guys...there is ban option in ranked games...just ban him...
H2O i always though that was 17%
3154????
where are the dank memes
HERE M8
