Step 1) Select a support but don't pick it (something like CM).
Step 2) Ignore your scrub team and last pick your support.
Step 3) Pick morphling as your pos 5 support.
Step 4) Morph all strength and bully the offlaner and take his lunch money.
Step 5) Get lvl 6 and turn into enemy pudge and hook him.
Step 6) Lose 90% of your HP, then morph back into Morphling with now 100% HP.
Step 7) ???
Step 8) -25 mmr
All I wanted to say here is that a week or so ago I learned that when Morphing turns into someone else, the HP of that new hero is separate from Morph himself. Which i'm sure all high level players already knew but it fucking blew my mind...
even better, pick morph, get talent to copy an allied hero, let CK farm aghanim and then let him use his ult on you when you are in a CK form. Mind blowing results
I got that talent and then turned into qop on my team. I then dived the enemy like "Huzzah! I make mistake now kill me!" and they tried but I was like "Huzzah! I am morphling back to 100% HP!" and qop came in and killed them all. Ahh.. sometimes I love 2k bracket..
best way is to keep complementing that one player and flaming their teammates. just choose that one guy that is playing well and say stuff to him like "man i feel bad for you, you are so fucking good and you are stuck with those shitty teammates" this will definitely stir up some arguements even if they are winning and playing well.
Basicly you're using Slack's technique to get to 5k mmr back then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzAkveA-x3I
Yeah but doing this is disgustingly pathetic. IMO just keep your mouth shut and win the honorable manly way... with skill. Ignore pathetic retards and don't be a pathetic retard that's my MO
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make enemy have an internal fight
ex. "blame your pudge for not roaming"
or if you won the lane "blame your bottom for feeding"