usually I just try to convince the team that it is okay to swap lanes if there are unfavorable matchups
like one time I played LC against brood, so I told my terrorblade to swap with me and go offlane with the support so I can fuck her in the safelane while farming spiders but this was 3k so they kept trying to convince me that terrorblade is the carry so I should go offlane
so yeah I think it is the best to use this time to masturbate to relieve yourself of sexual tension
when i pick roam or offlane i have a feeling i will pick some no farm shit and have 20 0 score and get so hype but doesnt hapen alot
You can make adjustments to your starting items based on the enemies last picks. Also (if you're 4/5) because you do this in strategy time, as soon as the game starts you can instantly give tangos, smoke, and tp to put out your wards well before the horn is close to starting.
I always do it
But it never comes true
I think I need to predict more 2-1-2 or 2-1-1 and jungle since that seems like the most common line up I face
If we have team for fb (disables, slow, stuns) i am trying to convince my team to smoke and go for it. Usually ending up with rune and 1-2kills.
If we dont and everything is clear, I just chill and wait.
As well, i amh usually between first 2-3 picks, so I go smoke while waiting for the rest to pick and for the game to start.
if im last pick,i spend 5secs for buying items,
if not i keep scratching my balls.
*back to TI days i would kill any volvo staff for that shitty tower showdown waste of time
Struggling to put both ward on enemy mid's face.
Finally someone who gets it ^
Eye-warding competition in the ti8 would be the big hit, you'll see
I just stare out of the window, but some people actually tryhard checking accounts on db before they pick.
I remember when you could check others' profiles when the game was lunching. When I saw someone on 15 losing streak in my team or 30 winning strek in enemy team (booster) - instant dodge. - that was perfect way to get good quality of the games. Now you are forced to play with people you get matched with and thats it.
i predict lanes cause noone does it and i always see people not buying their starting item at strategy phase but only when theyre at fountain just like pre 7.00 like wtf
Flame my team for picking GARBAGE.
this ones fun too
rubick/tusk pickers get out reeeee
I always use it for the lane setup. I duno why others aren't like me with the need to visualise
Give up and prepare for the worst, as thats how its been going for the last months as i drop from 2.3k to 1.5k.
Maybe i should just play LoL instead.
But for real, i just put on some music during that time or grab myself a drink. No point in trying to talk to people as they wont listen anyway.
In the first 10 seconds I think about what items I'll get during the game, if it's best to end the game early or go for the late game and then nothing, total void in my mind. Like when I put mascara on before going out.
The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Skibiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
Poom, poom, you dun know
Do my school stuff
Sleep because i dont sleep at night
Activate my script
Watch anime
Read novel
Commend on this
Scream at my teammate
And yes i did all of this on 30 sec
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Let's face it, no one uses those 30 seconds for its intended use (strategizing). No one ever went "alright guys here's the plan..." and the team went "yeah let's do that good plan".
I personally use the precious time to rub one out (picturing pugna skipping through the forest in a skimpy dress). I'm usually the last person to leave the fountain as well.