How the hell do you deal with kidnapping?
Well. If it's not you, or someone you care about, and you are not involved in any way, then you continue doing your thing. Otherwise, just be scared and hope you die fast and painless.
whats an 'immortal' ?
what's an arcana?
An 'immortal' is an item that stands out and can potentially change particle effects and/or the skill icon. As for an 'Arcana' that is an item that REALLY stands out and has multiple effects changed.
what is the meaning of life?
Nothing.
The meaning to life is literally nothing. The very moment we fully leave the womb, we are conditioned to believe that life has some purpose, when in reality, there is no purpose.
However, despite life and everything we and the other living creatures do is utterly meaningless does not me we cannot have a good time. Which is why we play countless hours of Dota. It is fun. Addicting. Great hobby to have. And helps us kill time and distract us from the truth.
Every human does this.
Even the sports freaks, and active people that go out all the time and party and go hiking, swimming, etc.etc.etc. It's all a distraction from the truth.
The truth = Nothing.
Life + meaning = Nothing.
The meaning of life is nothing. But it's pretty fun. And you only have one life. So rock on, my man. Rock the fuck on. 
stop copying my boi simba this kind of post is his alone
That is not a question, but I will respond with: your boy simba is lesser, especially with a normie name. No one cares about your normie beta friend unfortunately.
Also, I am easily far more interesting in comparison.
Now ask questions or don't. People can do what they want. I will even take a fat bong rip for you despite your hostile approach. : )
If you were an ant in an ant colony but you had the consciousness of a human. How would you feel to be replaced like nothing if you happend to die. (now that i think of it, sounds more humanlike than i thought).
Which is worse for your health: cigarettes, weed, vape, twisp, cigars? Number 1-5, one being the worst.
What if our entire universe is an atom inside a parasite under some superbeing's toenail?
What the fuck is this, my dude
The best thread tonight.
If you were an ant in an ant colony but you had the consciousness of a human. How would you feel to be replaced like nothing if you happend to die. (now that i think of it, sounds more humanlike than i thought).
I'm not on shrooms, man lool
But my response can be a quote. "It is what it is". Being an ant, 1 hour would probably feel like a human's week.
But if you think about it. Not much seperates ants from humans. Look at freeways. Ever get stuck in traffic? Compare the traffic on the freeway when it is highly active to a line of ants going somewhere. We are small. Ants are smaller. But we are easily smarter. But still small and no one controls anything. We live to live. Have fun, my man.
do you want to join the ISIS?
Naaah. But I will gladly smoke a bowl with you and create a relaxing calm atmosphere for you.
why i cant lose game anymore
Could be the sync/unsync trick. Or, it could be that you have mastered Arc Warden and he is literally free mmr in 4k and more obnoxious than Meepo-spammers. That, or you could have been boosted, but if you stay in the boosted bracet then it does not matter.
Which is worse for your health: cigarettes, weed, vape, twisp, cigars? Number 1-5, one being the worst.
idk what "twisp" implies, so.
4. Vape
3. Weed (if you smoke it. If we are talking edibles, this belongs as healthiest (4) of the bunch since edibles are actually healthy and do not damage your lungs like smoking it does. The worse that can happen is upset stomach and normal potential hazard like eating normal food)
2. Cigars (you get your money's worth in quality and less harmful chemicals)
1. Cigs (it's disgusting and unhealthy. Hot girl that smokes is an instant dealbreaker. Bunch of nasty shit in cigs.)
What the hell is twisp?
What if our entire universe is an atom inside a parasite under some superbeing's toenail?
If it were, life would go on. But in today's society someone would try to take a picture of it.
Not that you asked, but I personally believe all existance as we know it is all one giant computer simulation. So being a superbeing's toenail fungus is better than being a similation.
How to git a gf
Idk why you would want a gf when girls are nothing but trouble and can hurt your mental health and yur wallet.
If you really want one. Just be confident. Money helps a lot. But the main key is confidence. Women always have shittests. And marriage is a scam and stupid to do if you are a man in 2017.
example of Girl Shittest:
You and girl walk at beach. "I'm hungry" she says, and usually "Me too" is how we respond. But there is a right and a wrong. Let's assume you are trying to get laid. I will give you the bad scenario first, then the good one.
Girl will lose respect/interest
She says "I'm hungry"
"Me too" you reply.
"What do you want to eat?" She responds.
"I don't know. What do you want to eat?".
You failed. She lost respect/interest and thinks you are spineless and cannot lead. Girls do not like to use their brain sometimes. I swear to fucking god. Even girls in their late 20's are mentally equivalent to a 12 year old sometimes.
Girl starts to respect/likes you a little more now
"I'm hungry" she says.
"Me too", you respond, then you can add "Let's eat at [insert food joint here] and get some Italian."
Good job. I would be surprised if she did not drop her panties for you later that night.
Other than that. Honestly just be confident. Be yourself. Do not be afraid to say "no" or disagree with things on chicks. Be yourself. If she likes Linken Park, you tell her what a fggt she is and she will probably like you.
Oh, and money helps. That is why 18 year olds are easy to bag once you're in your 20's.
do you play LoL or WoW?
Not at all. Both games are a waste of time. League is redundant due to being lesser than Dota. WoW is sadly... THEE mmo if you want to play an mmoRPG unfortunately.
is being academically competent ACTUALLY more useful than just having fun and doing what you want? i can understand being active in leadership because that creates valuable life mentalities and character formation, but i just dont see myself graphing the x and y intercepts and the horizontal and vertical asymptotes of a rational function in order to do a job
is being academically competent ACTUALLY more useful than just having fun and doing what you want? i can understand being active in leadership because that creates valuable life mentalities and character formation, but i just dont see myself graphing the x and y intercepts and the horizontal and vertical asymptotes of a rational function in order to do a job
In a academical sense, not really. You benefit more from having fun and doing what you want implies control of your life, so that would be better than knowing pie cubed off the back of your head. If you have a high IQ, and do well academically (notice how I seperated IQ and academy-knowledge) you cannot forget to have fun and do what you want on your free time.
Are you still stoned? It's been 3 hours.
No. I will have to bump this thread when I am stoned again which can take anywhere from 12 hours to 2 weeks.
^it's easy and chill, also I don't think anyone would be willing to take over this thread and answer our dumb questions, maybe except cookie, he would gladly say "Have you tried destroying enemy ancient?" 20 times over.
Since you smoke weed, what are your opinions on this post?
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1933962923512714&id=100006970757881
if theres no purpose why continue and why do successful ppl set "goals" and achieve them. and why do ppl who think life is purposless either end up being nobodies or retarded justin beiber alike celebrities?
1. What does being stoned mean anyway? (too lazy to google)
2. What d ya think about mah nickname? (I'm Blurrybob elsewhere)
What happened to the best player tgis world has ever gucking seen? Did road reformation kidnap him sent him back to the fucking stoneage and ate his liver?
Why do I found playing support is more fun than carry or mid?
You find it more fun because you actually move around the map more and have more impact from the start rather than aimlessly last hitting and stacking and farming. Oh, would you like at that. I find supporting more fun than pos1/2 myself lool
Am i an injoker??
Yes, sir. You are an injoker, especially if you must ask.
how long does being stoned last anyway
It can last from 1 hour to a few hours. Especially eating edibles, since it goes through your digestive system, it can take 20 - 80 minutes for the high to *hit*. And that alone can last hours, and if you feel the buzz going down, you can safely eat more and keep it going. Just make sure you poop at the right time too.
if theres no purpose why continue and why do successful ppl set "goals" and achieve them. and why do ppl who think life is purposless either end up being nobodies or retarded justin beiber alike celebrities?
If there is no purpose, which there is not, the point in continuing is to have fun or because it is fun. Our species is a very curious species.
People set goals and achievements because it kills time, but it can also help them enjoy this meaningless life more than your average person.
As for the being a no-body or unsuccessful part, 98% of us are nobodies. I guarentee you there are a few rich successful Nihilists out there. I am a Nihilist that is currently lower middle class, but is working towards doubling his income by next year.
Since you smoke weed, what are your opinions on this post?
I unfortunately cannot read the post. It must be set under 'friend's only' or some other private setting. You can feel free to add me and then send me that link so I can read it, and come back to properly answer your question here.
https://facebook.com/MochaBloke add me. Oh, send me an inbox so I know to add you. I have a lot of pending requests and do not feel like going through all that.
1. What does being stoned mean anyway? (too lazy to google)
2. What d ya think about mah nickname? (I'm Blurrybob elsewhere)
1. Being stoned is just being extra high on ganjah.
2. Meh. Shitty song that is also normie territory is an okay way to go.
why the fuck do you post this stuff on the internet
Entertainment.
People love being entertained, and I love that peoplr fin me entertaining. People are normally bored/have extra time and it's nice to know I add a little more 'fun' to a stranger's life.
Is it legal to get stoned and possess that shit in your country?
It is an iffy subject. In California you can pretty much smoke a joint in public and avoid getting in trouble. It's not a big deal. It is boarderline legal, but not entirely. Since it is a medical thing, large distribution can get you into trouble. Just like selling any kind of meds.
What happened to the best player tgis world has ever gucking seen? Did road reformation kidnap him sent him back to the fucking stoneage and ate his liver?
Sorry, I have NO CLUE what you are talking about, my man 
Have you ever do tarot?
No, never. I do not believe it. But I have had myself read and do not mind it since I find it entertaining rather than something to take serious.
predict my mmr, is it possible I could reach very high skill?
I would say you are between 3.6 - 4.5. You are already VHS. If you mean party mmr, then I will say between 3k - 3.5 depending on averages of your friends, and no. It can take a year to hit VHS depending on how often you play with friends and how good they are.
Personally, I am planning on playing with a booster friend I have to get my party mmr out 3k so when summer ends I almost never have to see 3k's ever again.
My p mmr was 3.7 last year, and has only declined. My friends just do not have the drive that I do unfortunately. And my really really good friends are almost never online the times that I am.
can i get my friend GF?
Yes. Easily. Girls tend to cheat on their bf's with someone the bf knows.
Can i get a gf if i reach 5k next month?
Of course. I am certain it would work on Sheever.
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