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General Discussion[Middle Out] Optimal Tip-to-Tip Efficiency (proof included)

[Middle Out] Optimal Tip-to-Tip Efficiency (proof included) in General Discussion
d[-_-]b ZeKon <(^^,)>

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    "How fast do you think you could jack off every guy in this room?
    Because I know how long it would take me. And I can prove it." - Elrich Bachman
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    >>>>>>>>>>>>>Mathematical proof<<<<<<<<<<<<<

    Erlich: Yeah, we're gonna win even if I have to go into the auditorium and personally jerk off every guy in the audience.
    Jared: That's a lot of jerking.
    Gilfoyle: And we only have ten minutes to present.
    Richard: So, we're fucked, aren't we?
    Dinesh: Yeah, even if he's jerking two at a time, there are, what, 800 guys in that room? So that's 400 times whatever the mean jerk-time is.
    Jared: The what?
    Dinesh: Mean jerk-time. I mean, it doesn't matter, but, hypothetically, time is equal to 400 total jerks at a two-dick rate.
    Gilfoyle: Unless Erlich jerks off four guys at a time, and then we can cut that in half.
    Dinesh: How would he do four guys? He's got two hands, so that's two dicks at a time, right?
    Gilfoyle: Look, you have two guys on either side with their dicks, tip to tip, so you're going full-length. Four, see?
    Jared: Oh... from the middle out. That does make sense.

    I was going to make this post in 5uPeR SEACRekt 5h1tFe5t C1uB but felt it really deserves its own thread

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      d[-_-]b ZeKon <(^^,)>

        i explain perfectly here
        "I was going to make this post in 5uPeR SEACRekt 5h1tFe5t C1uB but felt it really deserves its own thread"

        Jacked

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          meteor hammer

            tje handjob equivalent of darth mauls lightsaber

            doc joferlyn simp

              That's gay. You're gay.

              meteor hammer

                bringing 800 males to orgasm is gay?????1

                doc joferlyn simp

                  Not at all. Then you're a hoe, not gay. But if the person instigating the orgasms is male as well, that's gay.

                  d[-_-]b ZeKon <(^^,)>

                    what is your view on the double dutch rudder? gay or not gay