General DiscussionAdopt a newbie thread

Cookie adopt me pls, I want to learn the ways of the Sand King!

My persona:
VHS
toxic af
delusional

Adopt me please.Tired of being 2k scrub.Im kind but sometimes i go full retard :D

So it set then Jacked and Renshin will adopt me

:/ *grab popcorn*

ROFL i never adopted u LEL

im already 2k biatch

@licetea, stop jungling

I would probably adopt somebody who is like 1k or some shit but watching people who are worse than me actually tilts me even when I don't play, because I find it really hard to believe that people who are worse than me actually exist.

^ thats humble and cocky in one sentence

Willing to be an adoptee but I rarely play tho
Feelsbadman

My persona:
Dank memer
Rarely flames
Ignorant to my teammates' stupidities
Actually climbs

My persona:
Doesn't play solo ranked almost at all
Too much in the comfort zone all the time
Doesn't want to argue about anything (so gives up lanes)
Actually climbs
Not trying to improve actively (only passively)
Understands own stupidity and shittines
Understands everyone < 5k is godawful at the game and every loss is his own fault

Thats so deep :S

i'll take in a us east bro who doesn't care for playing games or live coaching, but just wants to message me for questions that I can answer

@Jacked
That's why,I need someone to teach me proper laining phase

Adopt me 5k scrubs please huhu tired of being rubish everygame

5500 avg games still feel like I'm in a Dota Kindergarten, so I have permanently adopted kids from all over Jurop.

@salza can i add u if i just wanna ask questions us east and south east asia both have east in their names so i guess its the same

go ahead

Yo salza mind if I add you?

sure, but i can't respond to your messages instantly due to timezone differences

I don't mind. I'll appreciate the help anyways

Add me for secret meme builds
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/115162773

Jacked (af)
im already 2k biatch

i am 2.1k and looking for someone to adopt me. US east i can go right now

US West

Finally hit 1.8k

Like to troll, but win at the same time, will try to coordinate a team, mostly play pos 5

Help me reach 2k Senpai

bruh i was hoping for a buddy and no one helps me.

I just climbed like 500 mmr in 3 days and ive now gone on a 6 game losing streak, im tilted please help.

Take a rest for 1 day or dont think about it :)

bruh i wear that shit like a badge. but thats my old mmr xd

UTC +8
role : anyone except offlane (so bad at it)
adopt me pls
or any 4k+ willing to play party with me because all my IRL friend is < 3k just 2 of them 3k
and got tilted in solo after i play with them
available time : random

no ty

^yo fyyq

OkAy, lets do something regrettable.

Who wants to get adopted by a filthy retarded ultra dotobuff troll meepo spammer and call this retarded dipshit sensei while escaping their shitthrench?

(EU Playas OnLeY)

All you need to do is to post a mappo meme.

Cookie adopt me?

cookies too afraid to play now cuz he is afraid to lose.

so he spends all time in dotabuff posting shit.

Filthy Riki spammer.

I played with him a few days ago, but I just want to see if he'd take me as an official apprentice.

UTC +8
can someone teach me to become an offlaner :c

Hi.

Can maybe give help, EU O N L Y

would appreciate the help
main héros
ember , storm for mid
safe jugg , wraith , spec sven before 7.00
offline clock , mirana axe but this is my least played role
currently hovering around 3,2k atm 3120
Eu preferred but can adapt if needs be

i will adopt apoop

https://steamcommunity.com/id/Soeeasy/

Add me anyone

Adoptee. My main is 3.4 solo, 4.2 party. Singapore time. Gonna have to check available time but probably a lot. Support, but offlane is okay too. 63% win rate in ranked if that means anything to you guys.

anyone know when cooki gets unmuted

I adopted fx,
@fx, ill take a look at your games when im free from duty

Need to be adopted: still opting for Cookie if he will train me in safe lane carry, also would like to be adopted by a mid player!

Cookie muted for 3 days,2 more day from now.

^^ and ^^^ you both adopted,why don't u feed me something?

Hey lice. I'll teach you how to lane one day

1k scrubs only know how to sup and phonix.

gmt+7

someone adopt me pls

^^Yehh