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General DiscussionJust wanna say hello to the DotA community

Just wanna say hello to the DotA community in General Discussion
Jinpachi

    Hey guys this is my first time posting on this forum and I just wanna say hello and have a great time! Please be nice!

    arin

      Celine

        Welcome, ask us whatever you want for your improvement except for MMR prediction and ways to cheat to VHS bracket

        Jinpachi

          @arin nice to meet you too arin...
          @bws haha nah I wont make that kind of post, thanks for the positive response tho :)

          Blueflame

            Welcome to the community, True Blue. :)

            9'Mill

              plz help i am ns skill pleb want to get vhs my team holding my back xD

              Rachel

                ✋✋ too..... :3

                the realm's delight

                  lol

                  lemme hear you say OV HOE...

                    Hello, fellow dota player, have fun in the dotabuff forums :D

                    Beks

                      welcome man

                      Beks

                        i predict ur mmr 3350 ?

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                          Sup.

                          >tfw no gamer girl peeing gf

                            Hello there, young fellow. You will embark on a great journy and grow as time passes by.

                            Jinpachi

                              @Blueflame Greetings!
                              @Balance I always wonder what "pleb" means,, xD
                              @Rachel :3
                              @ice cold wut
                              @Great White Nigga Looks like I will, thanks!
                              @ANUS DESTROYER Greetings, you almost correctly predicted my party MMR sir, it's still going around that and 3.5k lel xD
                              @Renshin Sup Kurouni Renshin
                              @Smelly Sweaty Ballsacc I hope I won't get much salty as time passes by, hahaa

                              Mekarazium
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                                doc joferlyn simp

                                  dotabuff is great for analysis, be warned though, the forums is lurked by dank memers, spooky shitposters, delusional Dunning-Kruger-plagued smurf and the occasional egotistical bastar.d. also there are mods who have a straight and steadfast moral compass, who have taken it upon themselves to uphold everything that is good and righteous left in this forum. they forge on everyday, making sure this community is as clean as can be. there are rumors of a rebellion though, where the old f4gs have decided that the mods are unfit to rule, and that new rulers should be made, ones that are fair to the community because they were once part of the lower class themselves

                                  and there is the blog section, inhabited by bots whose only purpose and goal in their programming is to say "first" "second" "third" ... "25th" whenever a new blog is made. they never participate in the forums, standing by like vo.yeurs, content to just be there for what is happening

                                  and ofcourse, the holy grail of our unholy desires: the ayy lmao thread. check that out if you think you dont need your innocence, like totally. everything goes on there, even fucking furries.

                                  basically like a lot of people here are salty ass.holes, and mmr means everything here. mmr dicates your rights, how much you can say, whether you are right or wrong, EVERYTHING is related to mmr. so basically its like the world but in a smaller scale. kind of like a little digital terrarium of the world. in fact it is when i think about it

                                  welcome to dotabuff roflmao

                                  ps: f[A]g is a banned word wtf

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                                  CoL.Limmp

                                    what haffy said is right
                                    i do think hes trash 2k pleb coc.ksucke.r

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                                      @True blue, pretty awesome on how you knew where i got my name from wp
                                      anyways have fun posting here in the forums, just dont post "predik mi mmr" or "how to get to vhs"

                                      doc joferlyn simp

                                        samurai x was the gem of my childhood

                                        Seven-

                                          heya new guy~<3 not much girls here in these forums i think im the only one teehee ^_^ hope you have a good time sweetie cheers! :D
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                                          doc joferlyn simp

                                            alice having mewbs doesnt make you a girl roflmao

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                                            BenaoLifedancer

                                              sup bro, just be nice and people will be nice. Also, Haffy is right :p

                                              Celine

                                                @renshin kelly predok my rmm ples

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                                                  @bws, going to be higher than haffy's thats for sure :)

                                                  doc joferlyn simp

                                                    hey i thought calibrating above 5k was not possible, let alone above 9k

                                                    Kappa

                                                    Ashrel

                                                      Hello TrueBlue

                                                      Shou

                                                        I probably have the lowest mmr here so i will go quickly and take my life now thx bye

                                                        doc joferlyn simp

                                                          please do youll be doing the world a favor. dont bloody the razor too much ill be using it next

                                                          Shou

                                                            Ill be using nail polish remover dont worry abt it

                                                            Celine

                                                              @haffy
                                                              but my mmr < your mmr
                                                              I should be next not you

                                                              doc joferlyn simp

                                                                dont take yours yet. you have so much to live for, youre about to reach 2k

                                                                you can kys then, after you reach 2k. thats as far as u gon get. i have some left over bleach, ill leave it by the noose

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                                                                Shou

                                                                  I calibrated at 900 mmr with only 400 or so hours and then i dropped. So dont feel sorry about urselves when there is a cancer tier mmr like me

                                                                  Â INV MENYA LP PARTY

                                                                    nail polish remover? WutFace

                                                                    Shou

                                                                      I mean hey
                                                                      It works

                                                                      Super Speed Snail

                                                                        Heya, new guy.

                                                                        Take your time in dota. Everything needs time. You gonna need time finding your preferred hero, build, items, hotkeys, etc.

                                                                        Mmr is not for everyone, but everyone gonna check your mmr.

                                                                        And, the most important, have fun.

                                                                        Just find your fun and have it.

                                                                        Whether getting 6k in ranked or building daedalus on WD, if you find it fun, just do it.

                                                                        b_

                                                                          I probably should've done something like this as my first thred. XD.

                                                                          Dem1se.終焉

                                                                            Hi good sir can you predikt my memer? I dota for 20 years still 1k omegerd everytime got idoit feeder pick carry and farm whole game. SEA CANCER TANGINAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO