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Recently i have trouble winning memer games because of my noob teammates
Every game, I instapick LC jungle
Why?
Because
I am way better than them all
I ask for 3 tangos and a ward
I walk down to jungle confidently
I got first blooded
He got it because I always lag in the first 3 minutes, and it is intentional so they will think that they have hope of winning the game
My team flames me, but that does not matter
Why?
I am better than them
They are like flies to me
I will show them true skill
I flame them back if we're losing
My KDA doesn't matfer
It's shit because my team plays without teamwork or skill
They didn't give me my 3 tsngos
They didn't give me my ward
And now they're paying the price
My supports didn't put any ward
My carry can't farm any shit
My offlane can't even control lane equilibrium
My mid is a pudge pinoy
Pinoys are disgusting human beings I hope they dies out of typhoons
Guess what? Our juggernaut didn't even buy aghanim!
What a fucking retard
I will not take any blame seriously
Our loss is their fault
Don't look at KDA
If I go 0-3, I tilt because I know it's hopeless because obviously it's the team's fault
If we're winning, it's all my doings
Again, don't look at KDA
I take all the glory
I allchat "ez" every game no matter what
I allchat "?" after every kill
Because they must know how good I am
They shall worship me
Any loss is never my fault
It's the team not playing around me
It's the team not taking advantages that I made
I have lost alot of my recent matches because I kept getting these kind of shitheads
People must know
I am special
I am different
I deserve 6k
But every game I get these kind of players
Listen to me
I am a Normal Skill Player
MMR is just a number
Before you look down on me, give me a 6k account, I will boost it to 8k
I am good enough
It's the team
I am dead serious
I will not give up and blend in with these shitheads
I am a great player
Also
PREDICT MMR MY TY