A guy who managed to land 3 man chronos every time
On teammates
Good thing it was a pub match and everyone was having luls so no flaming actually happened
calling me russian noob when i have way more farm kda TD HD than all of them combined also buying them support items lul
Boasting their performance as Juggernaut in IMBA game mode and think he would perform BETTER at it in normal mode because of it.
"Venge u going support?"
"No, carry"
Lowest net worth in the match while he afk farmed forever
Happened 2 Days ago basicly we won the game enemy ancient was on 200 HP and I was Solo atacking it. All enemys were dead. but creeps destroyed our own ancient cuz juggernaut in my team did Not buyback.
my last game using anti mage.
my teammate chat to all player in game:
Am, you cant use am right?
End. Am ye kontol.
end up carried team and win like a boss
@bakemono
Told you SEA is full of shitholes from any country
Carry their ass and make them feel bad about themselves
Idk had a game as pudge where I want to say I was 12-6-14 with a couple denies, a jug who did nothing all game while we were taking racks I missed a hook and he spam pinged me saying my hooks are garbage all game, few moments later he got ruptured and I Hooked/ force staffed him to death 2 times, good times man
was in a game where me and one guy was arguing. he added me in the end to 1v1. but he has a frend as a coach. still lost
In a game I picked weaver cos there was a Omni that selected safe lane and everyone thought he was supporting. Once the game starts he says "support me, i'm carry". Since there was a solo offlane nightstalker against us I decided to leave him alone and don't suck experience and I tried to get some farm by pulling nearby camps. Btw he died 4 or 5 times in lane solo vs ns, he started flaming the team and stating "don't watch my stats now, watch it at the end of the game". We lost and he went 0-10. Kappa.
The worst thing is that I'm not a toxic player, so I didn't flame him so bad. FeelsBadMan
i played a game against a cliff jungling dagon rush NP, who absolutely shit all over us. I had to rethink my life after that game
Mine is when I was farming creepwave splitpushing and Tinker tried to gank me. He hexed me, laser+rockets, rearm and then he suddenly suicided himself with bloodstone. I thanked him in all chat and he responed "you're welcome". They still won that game tho
my carry farm shit and tell me look at his stats record is higher than me while i spaming all offlaner he is playing carry atw ... just difference less than 100 gpm
in most of the game win even less impact by carry , carry would say : i carried you.
if u flame a support , support would say : ok i will stop warding .
When u ask for ur teammate help when u losing lane : noob mid/offlaner say solo , then back up nvr came.
A funny conversation i saw b4 in game, Carry flame support :
Carry : noob support donno how to gank
Supp: damn carry farm slow i ward alots for u
Carry : So ur ward only for me ?
at the end of the game we won,
Carry : i carried u noob support...
damn those 2 shit talk , while carry noob farm n supp donno how to supp ... im the 1 who carried them kappa.
** every1 just feel great abt themselve , carry think if game win they carried team even they shit ... team effort is ntg.
support think they are great coz they do warding for team , but they poor gameplay is ntg ... (supp job only warding , some only put few
wards its consider as ALOT!!) so in mmr game , if ur team win no matter u shit or wat , u still gain mmr .. why would u feel so great abt ur supp not to say u do great as supp role ... only few ward and keep feeding
^ yea that happens me too, they think they carried the game but in reality it was all u
Mine is, well... i was in dota fails of the week 162 i hate neutral centaurs from now on... and svens
Was spamming chaos on my 2k smurf then outta nowhere this dude said this in all chat, "ck spammer huh? Time to say goodbye to that green days :) '' ended up 24/1/8 800+ gpm lul.
Well my victims will tell u of a kotl who stole all their farm while laughing at their meager farm all game.
i saw this on fails of the week
slark pounces onto bloodseeker
attacks etc, tiny comes in, uses avalanche
so slark and tiny dont have stuns yet... so bloodseeker uses rupture on slark
bs starts tping to base, and right we he finishes tping, tiny tosses slark, who still is ruptured
and slark goes flying halfway across the map while ruptured
wp tiny
i solo killed terrorblade with shadow demon yay
also i almost had ultra kill with pa illusions.
how is this hero balanced xd
Playing as cm i accidentally double warding in same cliff because of lag
While playing as lina i planted blue ward before engaging against bounty hunter. i came to bounty hunter and move back to my blue ward. He came invis at me while he is warded so i can roast em up with my ult.
The most stupid: Song of the Siren wrong time
The funniest: When I die as Techies then I bomb them back within 1 sec
Had a tidehunter going treads vanguard s&y
We told him to get blink, he responded "i don't need blink you noob"
Had a void with vlad's on team, slark flaming him for not going MoM
player from last match use LC so bad.
at pick and ban hero, he said to me "dont pick carry Kejora(my nickname)."
i pick his hero last match "LC".
win the game even get rampage.
and talk to him, this is how to play LEGION COMMANDER.
His LC jungle til 10 min only for Power Thread.
I remember my classmate (the ES) http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2425522870
Here's the list of the ES' flames
"Jugger obviously buys aghanim first...." against slark and AM lul
"Wtf alche no blademail"
We had a fight after the game ended, I was like ye ok we lost its just a pub game and he went full Chernobyl on me like "omg u poo mid i never gon play with u agin" like a typical SEA player would do
I told him to shut it and settle it in a 1v1
He asked for SF (obviously underestimation)
He got wrecked
He said his courier was frozen
I asked if he wanted a rematch
He went offline
Never treated him seriously ever again both irl and in dota since that day
was in a net cafe today just loitering
watched some shirtless guys playing dota like stupid shits and listening to their equally stupid discussion
"build bloodthorn on your pa it rekt clinkz/jugg/slark/wr" xD
then,
guy playing PA had boots of speed domi bfury, asks his friend what to build next
"get butterfly so they cant kill you" aYy l ma 00
@Alice
Once I heard some minecraft fuckboy telling his friend to build SB on DP
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Against bounty hunter
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Mine: a guy is flaming me and look at my stats in ths last 20 games. He say that i have 400 gpm over last 20 match. Which i play 15 over 20 games as support.