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General Discussionwell i posted earlierdd

well i posted earlierdd in General Discussion
🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

    so you won 2 games without gaining mmr?

    oldschool

      lol comon

      not a good arguement

      any reasonable person knows its on a large scale, blah , blah cream rises

      oldschool

        im saying b4 now and after

        there has been no rising, no cream

        🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

          because your overall skill didn't change

          you may have adapted to the newer patches but your skill is on average still the same. or you learned completely unnecessary stuff

          oldschool

            hah!!!!!!!!!
            seriously HAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

            I would accept the argument that the calibration was fucked

            its even supported by evidence that i quickly lost mmr down sub 1k

            but that hahhhhhh!!!!!

            🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

              give me your fucking account, i'll show you what skill really is

              oldschool

                I aint giving shit

                thats not what its about, i want to improve.... on my own, i want to work for it and make gains

                but you cant tell me its fool proof.... there is a problem

                maybee vhs doesnt have it..
                (though i imagine purchased accounts are a problem)

                but this 1.6 where im matched with people like i was 6months ago and ranked based on team wins and looses. f that

                🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

                  the farming method is foolproof

                  1-3ks CAN'T deal with someone who has 6 slots in 25 min, they CAN'T no matter how bad you are

                  oldschool

                    i still dotn know what you speak of

                    oldschool

                      i watch like every ecko44 vid btw

                      oldschool

                        learning new strats, at least for a 1.6k player i dont think is the prob

                        🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

                          i told you to do my godamn challenges. if you execute at least half of what the challenge is in a real game you'll have 100000% winrate

                          oldschool

                            hahahahhaa

                            oldschool

                              ok... im intrigued... where do i get the challenges

                              🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

                                what's funny, go do it ya lazy ass

                                all you do is chat here!

                                🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

                                  easy ones:


                                  1. 10 min- no creeps missed (82+ lasthits minimum)
                                  2. 10 min- 80 lh/40 deny safelane, creeps can't enter either team's tower. if they do you reset
                                  3. 10 min- 100 LH safelane
                                  4. 30 min- 600 LH
                                  5. 15 min- end the game(destroy enemy ancient)

                                  advanced ones:


                                  1. 11 min- 120 LH
                                  2. 30 min- 800 LH
                                  3. 10 min- 120 CS+(LH+DN counts) as morphling -> lvl 1 strenght morph and never level anything again, turn it on and don't turn it off. buy glove of haste and a set of tangoes, you'll constantly have only 20 damage.
                                  4. 10 min- end the game(destroy enemy ancient)

                                  all are done in lobby games, no bots 1v0

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                                  oldschool

                                    no i dont want to loose mmr, and this convo is very entertaining for my drunk ass so i sit and type while my sxy ass 20yo gf sleeps passed out in my bed and i refuse to join her

                                    the challenges, where do i get them

                                    🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

                                      in the comment above yours

                                      oldschool

                                        lol what.. thats crazy..

                                        i consider myself doin good with 50lh, in ranked safelane vs duel offlane

                                        wow, i dont think im that bad but seriusly... 80.... fkn 80 no way

                                        If it takes 80 to be 4k then shit,,,,, i got like years ahead of me

                                        i mean creep aggro, yea i know what it is.... and can sometimes get last hits with it as spec undertower against duel lane of rape..... but 80 comon

                                        and i do practice last hitting with spec or voker for like 5 mins a day

                                        🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

                                          i did all of them (except morph i didn't finish that yet, i only so far got to 80 out of 120 with that- it's very hard)

                                          80 LH in 10 min is just missing like at best missing a couple of creeps, it's easy as fuck

                                          i told you, do all those challenges and you're 3k in a week

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                                          oldschool

                                            ez as fuck.... gainst duel offlane... which is all you see at 1.6

                                            well i have a long way to go, ima go watch a couple vids and pass out

                                            good day sir

                                            🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

                                              i told you, you do them all in lobby games not normal/ranked games

                                              1v0 lobby games.

                                              Illyasviel

                                                lul thread, better u add him on steam and flirt there

                                                YamraJ

                                                  I 100% agree with aaron.... so much so that I sent him a friend request on steam

                                                  Blackcat

                                                    You need to perform like This every Game and communicate with your team. If You want to get to 2k aim for 4k.

                                                    Sir

                                                      1.5k mmr blaming team :D Thats about the lowest mmr i ever seen bro

                                                      Karellen

                                                        >Im an old man, not some highschool kid who is still learnign the ropes of getting good at shit

                                                        You're only 30 rofl, shut up.

                                                        You need to humble yourself and stop being such an idiot with a huge ego. This is coming from someone 10 years younger than you.

                                                        >tfw no gamer girl peeing gf

                                                          Drinking and playing dots is stupid.

                                                          Especially since Dota is a lot like driving.

                                                          Smoke/Eat weed/edibles instead. It helps you relax, and does not interfere with your reflexes like alcohol would.