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General DiscussionEnough is enough. Can the mods PLEASE autoremove all "hi im a smurf h...

Enough is enough. Can the mods PLEASE autoremove all "hi im a smurf how to get VHS???" threads? in General Discussion
p2d

    Im seriously so triggered by these ppl

    Moses

      + i asked myself the same question but i saw so much threads about it and claimed the best answers from our holy blue star ppl :)

      maybe make a sticky topic or sth like that.

      Donald Trump 2016

        hello! i am not smurf. i am donald trump. how can i go beyond vhs? i feel that this system is rigged against me. i am so gud that i should be beyond vhs. i am the best doto player alive and the smartest man on earth.

        casual gamer

          please GOD its every third thread

          I don't even understand these apes

          if ur hs or normal skill why do you want to ruin MY games feeding like the monkey you are? just fucking stay in 2k and pick riki every game

          Jacked

            It's SEA smurfs who don't freaking get it. They r trying to have that one strat to trick the system into thinking they r vhs. Some kind of SEA Misinfotmstion. A sticky addressed to these group of smurfs would be good.

            It should go something like, u can't get into vhs unless u r a vhs player

            30 YEAR OLD DOTA VETERAN

              I di evrything to be vhs player.wtf? Still not enough?

              Wakkaboyy

                Tahts the purpose of this website, to answer players question and inquiry because not all players are familiar with all the posts about vhs or normal skill. Some were just even told by their friend to visit here and look for answers and ignoring them is like being too cocky because u have read about it and know about it. So if you feel triggered by questions about vhs or how to get this and that, well, just ignore it, u can just past scroll on everything that triggered you because you already know.

                CUTNPASTE

                  Why are people obsessed by very high skill? I'm sure there are many much more meaningful benchmarks than some random flag Valve gives to some replays. It's not as if the game quality is any better in this mythical 'very high skill'.

                  Jacked

                    ^ego.

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                      "HI IM A SMURF HOW TO GET VHS???

                      Seven-

                        a bit off topic, but all of my irl friends from SEA have 3 to 5 accounts where they try to calibrate higher than what they currently have

                        im the only guy who stuck to 1 account and try to raise it myself.

                        for comparison, im now 2900-3200 from 1800 calibration while theyre still 2200-2300 on their third calibration (their first was 1900 and 2nd was 2k flat). right now theyre on their 4th/5th account and the quality of their games doesnt seem to get higher. probably gonna get calibrated around 1900-2500 range again

                        so yeah if i know that much smurfs then the smurf kids who go "how to vhs" are all from SEA

                        Donald Trump 2016

                          @Alice: Bravo! That's what noobs don't understand. If you have the skill to be in VHS then you will be VHS on your main. If you do not have the skill to be in VHS it doesn't matter how many smurfs you make because you will NEVER reach VHS consistently--if you even reach it at all. Noobs have this misconception that if they play on a brand new account they will be VHS. Your skill will be reflected on any account you play, whether that be a new one or not. Noobs need to stop creating smurfs in hopes of getting into VHS because they will never achieve that goal if they do not even have the foundation or skills to be in that skill bracket. They are just wasting their time. Instead of wasting their time, they should do what you did and work on improving their game sense and skill. I do not know which doto schools these noobs are attending and told them that it will be better if they created smurfs but they should sign up for trump university and my team of elite people will teach them how to be GREAT! PS: Smurfs are for people who actually have skill not for noobs who think they should be X MMR.

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                          SirSwirll

                            I'm kidding about this but 90% of these post are from SE-A.

                            Go check every god dam post that has this question and look in the predict my mmr thread. ALL FROM SE-A

                            r
                            r

                              smurf problem is real, but nobody cares about it

                              SirSwirll

                                ban new se-a account ^ problem is legitimately solved

                                ochen uvajaemiy chelovek

                                  A noob being triggered by smurfs, now I saw everything

                                  Jacked

                                    Teach me how to be great carry player pls

                                    Newt

                                      Alice you're not alone. I considered whether to make a new account back when my mmr was 800, and my normal matchmaking was starting to give me a few matches in hs, but decided it would be more satisfying to climb all the way up, now i'm 3.3 and play in hs most of the time, and my normal matches have one or two in vhs. I'm proud of myself having come this far