woahh ♥ hey hon, i know your issues ♥
maybe we can play together sometime? :33333 I can be your new ~~boyfriend~~ ♥ I don't care about your mmr :>>>>>>>
hehehe that cud be a very good idea :3 add me bae :3
but u must be muscular and tall and smart and have a lot of money......... send me your ♥photos♥(i hope u git wut type of photos i'm talking about hehehe ;) :p ;3 ) on steam(on account i linkd, my bf also has the password to dis acc so i cud get into quiet a situation :O )
hahaha ye i know no problem ♥ which kind of pohots do you mean? Haha. :))) so suggestive! wow.
Ah!
Was wär’ ich bloß ohne Ümit-Market?
Gäb’s Lammkoteletts gefroren im Kübihlschrank?
Was wär’, hätten Handys keine Echo-Stimmen?
Würd’ ich über Ott reden? Über Testo-Spritzen?
Was wär’ ein Leben ohne China-Huren?
Wär’ im Puff noch der Geruch von Instant-Nudeln?
Keine Angst vor Gruselgeschichten
Ich verringer’ im Rap die Hurensohndichte
Was wär’, wär’ ich ’ne Callcenter-Kraft?
Hätte ich die Rolex am Holzfällerarm?
Nur noch Schuhe rot bei Schmierlappen und Opfer
Muss raus aus dem Studio, diesmal ist nicht Sonntag
Was wär’, wär’ ich ein Musterknabe?
Ohne Muttermale, immer mit Busfahrkarte?
Gäb’ es statt Pulvermasse dann Zuckerwatte?
Und hätten Baustellen dann noch die Kupferkabel?
Was wär’, wenn Ticker keine Lambos hätten?
Würden die Bullen noch die Tür mit ’ne Rammbock brechen?
Was wär’ ein Benz ohne Bodykit?
Rapper machen House und drehen Dance-Move-Aerobic-Clips
Was wär’, wenn der Avalon nicht wär’?
Würd’ ich immer noch klingen wie ein afghanischer Bär?
Eh, Nuttensohn, wärst du ohne deine Homo-Texte
Vielleicht ein Rapper, mit dem man gern ein Foto hätte
da fuk u doing here bish?
u think u can just cheat on me liek dem oder bish niггas with sum scrawny bish kid ur rong fam
we gun haf a serious discashn wen i git bak hom bish
and u bish kid dont u ever write againthe is my bae and my bish or else i cap ur mofokin niггa bish a$$ u get me aight????????
shiiiiiiiiet niггas hef no respekt dis dayz
ohhhh no looks like i;m in trouble now :(((((((( bye boys hope my bf won't beat me 2 hard
hi, im a girl, im sweet and my bf doesn't let me play dota
and i want to play some dotes
i need some guy to play with me
u must hv
- alot money
- willing to spend on me
ANYONE CAN BE GRILL ON THE INTERNET.
bitches
Hey, I'm a busty blonde living in Somalia. So I'm poor, but beautiful.
Donate me invoker's dark artistry please?
PRETTY PLEASE
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Hey girl, just be my gf and lets play dota together forever
Just ignore ur previous baby hes so childish just because u have higher mmr why can't u play dota
xD
Yes, my protein shake brings all the boys in the yard
Sorry op, that loose bunghole spunki and his pusi is already taken
This role play thread was one of the most entertaining in quite a while.
"Look at me im a cute girl and play the same game as you do. Gif me some attention, cuz im fat and ugly in RL and boyz ignore me."
"Look at me im a cute girl and play the same game as you do. Gif me some attention, cuz im fat and ugly in RL and boyz ignore me."
hi, im a girl, im sweet and my bf doesn't let me play dota
and i want to play some dotes
i need some guy to play with me, in both ways hehe
u must hv
- alot money
- willing to spend on buying me sets
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hiii guys ♥
i am a girl ;) and i love dota very much ♥ but my stupid bf doesn't want me to play it :(
i think he's just jealous because i have more mmr than him :P
i ignored it at first but he said that either i drop dota or he drops me :( and i don't wanna lose him ♥ ♥ ♥
what to do? pls help :(
btw if any of u guys wanna play add my main on steam(this is my smurf): http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198052801736
thaaanks in advance hehe :P ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥