General DiscussionAyy lmao

http://www.nambla.org/

NAMBLA = North American Man/Boy Love Association

And yes, this is a real thing

Great harambe pasta ima save that

im back

you didn't commit sudoku?

Is there a crazier bet than love, giving everything to somebody without knowing if they will even do the same to u. Biblethump

First Calibration Match

http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/262719480205879421/429711F7DA3553A88ACFD6FDCE2564FC88DC6895/

close to the max

funny thing is i random every game since game 1 till now

There is not max for first mat ch
Anw meka abuse as usual

soon ill be part of the blue star master race
SOON!

I thought max calibration is 4999?

if i have blue star will that give me privilage to laugh at NS/HS?
LUL

fucking twitch chat they always say RTZ STREAM and put a pogchamp next to it and i always check

isn't rtz dead?

didn't he get sued by kanye for his fake yeezys?

LUL

@betourutou It will drop, first game calibration on another account was 5.6 all the way to the last two games then 4.9 and 4.5 calibration.

@Alison https://www.reddit.com/r/emojipasta luls

rip ayy lmao

i cant even shleep BasedGod

Ｈｅｒｅ ｉｎ ｍｙ ｇａｒａｇｅ, ｊｕｓｔ ｂｏｕｇｈｔ ｔｈｉｓ ｎｅｗ🇳🇨 💕ｄａｄｄｙ💕 ｈｅｒｅ📌. Ｉｔ’ｓ ｆｕｎ💃 ｔｏ ｐｏｕｔ 🆙ｕｐ🆙 📍ｈｅｒｅ📍 ｉｎ ｔｈｅ Ｈｏｌｌｙｗｏｏｄ ｈｉｌｌｓ. Ｂｕｔ ｙｏｕ ｋｎｏｗ ｗｈａｔ😦 Ｉ ｌｉｋｅ 😍😍 ｍｏｒｅ➕ ｔｈａｎ ｍｙ 💕ｄａｄｄｙ💕？ 💦ｃｕｍｍｉｅｓ！💦. Ｉｎ ｆａｃｔ, Ｉ’ｍ ａ🅰️ ｌｏｔ ➕ｍｏｒｅ➕ ｐｒｏｕｄ😤 ｏｆ ｔｈｅｓｅ ｓｅｖｅｎ７️⃣ ｎｅｗ📰 💕ｄａｄｄｉｅｓ💕 ｔｈａｔ Ｉ 🈶ｈａｄ🈶 ｔｏ ｓｗａｌｌｏｗ ｔｏ ｈｏｌｄ👫 ｔｗｏ ✌️✌️ ｔｈｏｕｓａｎｄ ｎｅｗ🇳🇨 💦ｃｕｍｍｉｅｓ💦 ｔｈａｔ Ｉ ｂｏｕｇｈｔ. Ｉｔ’ｓ ｌｉｋｅ💚 ｈｏｗ ｍｙ 💕ｄａｄｄｙ💕 ａｓｋｅｄ 🙏🙏 ｉｆ Ｉ ｗａｓ ｄｏｗｎ⤵️ ⬇ｆｏｒ ｓｏｍｅｔｈｉｎｇ ｙｕｍｍｙ😋 😍🍆
Ｎｏｗ ｍａｙｂｅ ｙｏｕ’ｖｅ ｓｅｅｎ ｍｙ ＴＥＤｘ ｔａｌｋ💬 ｗｈｅｒｅ Ｉ 🗨ｔａｌｋ🗨 ａｂｏｕｔ ｈｏｗ Ｉ ｍａｋｅｓ 💘ｄａｄｄｙ💘 😊ｈａｐｐｙ😊. Ｙｏｕ ｋｎｏｗ, Ｉ ｍａｋｅ 💘ｄａｄｄｙ💘 😊ｈａｐｐｙ😊 ｎｏｔ ｔｏ ｓｈｏｗ 📺 📴ｏｆｆ📴 ｉｔ’ｓ ａｇａｉｎ ａｂｏｕｔ ｔｈｅ 💦ｃｕｍｍｉｅｓ💦. Ｉｎ ｆａｃｔ, ｔｈｅ ｒｅａｌ ｒｅａｓｏｎ Ｉ ｋｅｅｐ ｔｈｉｓ 💕ｄａｄｄｙ💕 ｈｅｒｅ📍📍 ｉｓ ｔｈａｔ ｉｔ’ｓ ａ🅰️ ｒｅｍｉｎｄｅｒ🎗. Ａ ｒｅｍｉｎｄｅｒ🎗 ｔｈａｔ Ｉ＇ｍ 💘ｄａｄｄｙ＇ｓ💘 👑ｐｒｉｎｃｅｓｓ 👑ｂｕｔ Ｉ＇ｍ ａｌｓｏ ａ 🅰️ ｗｈｏｒｅ！ 💟, ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ 🇮🇹ｉｔ 🇮🇹 ｗａｓｎ’ｔ ｔｈａｔ ｌｏｎｇ ａｇｏ ｔｈａｔ Ｉ ｗａｓ ｉｎ ａ🅰️🅰️ ｌｉｔｔｌｅ ｔｏｗｎ ａｃｒｏｓｓ ｔｈｅ 🗾ｃｏｕｎｔｒｙ🗾🗾 ｈａｎｇｉｎｇ ｏｕｔ ｗｉｔｈ ｍｙ 💕ｄａｄｄｙ💕 ｗｉｔｈ ｏｎｌｙ ｆｏｒｔｙ ７️⃣ｓｅｖｅｎ ７️⃣ 💦ｃｕｍｍｉｅｓ！💦ｉｎ ｍｙ 💦ｃｕｍｍｙ💦ａｃｃｏｕｎｔ. Ｉ ｇｏｔ🉐 ｐｒｅｔｔｙ ｈｕｎｇｒｙ🍆, Ｉ ｓｔａｒｔｅｄ 🆕 ｔｏ ｐｏｕｔ 😞.
Ｂｕｔ ｙｏｕ ｋｎｏｗ 😦ｗｈａｔ 😦？ Ｓｏｍｅｔｈｉｎｇ ｈａｐｐｅｎｅｄ ｔｈａｔ ｃｈａｎｇｅｄ🚼 ｍｙ ｌｉｆｅ. Ｉ ｂｕｍｐｅｄ ｉｎｔｏ 🅰️ａ🅰️ 💕ｄａｄｄｙ💕. Ａｎｄ ａｎｏｔｈｅｒ ｍｅｎｔｏｒ. Ａｎｄ ａ🅰️ ｆｅｗ ｍｏｒｅ ➕ 💕ｄａｄｄｙ💕. Ｉ ｆｏｕｎｄ🔍 ｆｉｖｅ５️⃣ 💕ｄａｄｄｉｅｓ💕. Ａｎｄ ｔｈｅｙ ｓｈｏｗｅｄ📺 ｍｅ 😦ｗｈａｔ😦 ｔｈｅｙ ｄｉｄ ｔｏ ｍａｋｅ ｍｅ ｆｅｅｌ ｓｑｕｉｓｈｙ. Ａｇａｉｎ, ｉｔ’ｓ ｎｏｔ ｊｕｓｔ ａｂｏｕｔ 💦ｃｕｍｍｉｅｓ💦, ｉｔ’ｓ ａｂｏｕｔ ｔｈｅ ｇｏｏｄ🆗 ｌｉｆｅ； ｂｅｉｎｇ😑 💘ｄａｄｄｙ＇ｓ💘 👑ｐｒｉｎｃｅｓｓ 👑, ｆｅｅｌｉｎｇ ｓｑｕｉｓｈｙ💗, ｆｅｅｌｉｎｇ ｇｏｏｄ💜 ａｎｄ ｆｅｅｌｉｎｇ ｅｖｅｒｙｔｈｉｎｇ ａ🅰️🅰️ ｌｉｔｔｌｅ ｓｈｏｕｌｄ！~ 💘💘💘. Ａｎｄ ｓｏ🆘 Ｉ ｒｅｃｏｒｄ🎥 ａ🅰️ ｌｉｔｔｌｅ ｖｉｄｅｏ📷, ｉｔ’ｓ ａｃｔｕａｌｌｙ ｏｎ 🔛 ｍｙ ｗｅｂｓｉｔｅ, ｙｏｕ ｃａｎ ｃｌｉｃｋ ｈｅｒｅ📌 🔛ｏｎ🔛 ｔｈｉｓ ｖｉｄｅｏ📷 ａｎｄ ｉｔ’ｌｌ ｔａｋｅ ｙｏｕ ｔｏ ｍｙ ｗｅｂｓｉｔｅ ｗｈｅｒｅ Ｉ ｓｈａｒｅ ｔｈｒｅｅ ３️⃣ 💦ｃｕｍｍｉｅｓ💦 ｔｈａｔ ｔｈｅｙ ｇａｖｅ ｍｅ. Ｔｈｒｅｅ 💦ｃｕｍｍｉｅｓ💦 ｔｈａｔ ｙｏｕ ｃａｎ ｇｉｖｅ ｔｏｄａｙ ｎｏ 👎 ｍａｔｔｅｒ ｗｈｅｒｅ ｙｏｕ ａｒｅ.
Ｎｏｗ, ｔｈｉｓ ｉｓｎ’ｔ ａ🅰️ “ｇｅｔ 💦ｃｕｍｍｉｅｓ💦ｑｕｉｃｋ” ｓｃｈｅｍｅ. Ｙｏｕ ｋｎｏｗ, ｌｉｋｅ💋 ｔｈｅｙ ｓａｙ ｉｆ ｔｈｉｎｇｓ ｓｏｕｎｄ📢 ｔｏｏ ✨ｇｏｏｄ✨ ｔｏ ｂｅ ｔｒｕｅ ｔｈｅｙ ａｒｅ ｔｏｏ ｇｏｏｄ👍👍 ｔｏ ｂｅ ｔｒｕｅ. Ｉ’ｍ ｎｏｔ ｐｒｏｍｉｓｉｎｇ ｙｏｕ ｔｈａｔ ｔｏｍｏｒｒｏｗ ｙｏｕ’ｒｅ ｇｏｎｎａ ｂｅ ａｂｌｅ ｔｏ ｇｏ ｏｕｔ ａｎｄ ｂｕｙ ａ🅰️ 💕ｄａｄｄｙ💕. Ｂｕｔ 😦ｗｈａｔ😦 Ｉ ａｍ ｔｅｌｌｉｎｇ ｙｏｕ ｉｓ ｔｈａｔ ｉｔ 🇮🇹 ｃａｎ ｈａｐｐｅｎ ｆａｓｔｅｒ🚅 ｔｈａｎ ｙｏｕ 🤔ｔｈｉｎｋ 🤔🤔 ｉｆ ｙｏｕ ｋｎｏｗ ｔｈｅ ｐｒｏｖｅｎ ｓｔｅｐｓ🚶🚶. Ｓｏ, Ｉ ｒｅｃｏｒｄ💽 ａ🅰️ ｌｉｔｔｌｅ ｔｗｏ✌️✌️ ｍｉｎｕｔｅ ｖｉｄｅｏ📻 🔛ｏｎ🔛 ｍｙ ｗｅｂｓｉｔｅ. Ｌｉｋｅ Ｉ ｓａｉｄ, ｎｏｗ ｉｔ’ｓ ｎｏｔ ｔｈｅ ｍｏｓｔ ｐｒｏｆｅｓｓｉｏｎａｌ Ｉ ｊｕｓｔ ｓｈｏｔ 🌠 🇮🇹ｉｔ🇮🇹 ｈｅｒｅ 📍 ｗｉｔｈ ｍｙ 💕ｄａｄｄｙ💕, ｂｕｔ ｉｔ’ｓ ｒｅａｌ. Ｎｏｂｏｄｙ ｃａｎ ａｒｇｕｅ, ｔｈｉｓ ｉｓ ｍｙ ｔｒｕｅ ｓｔｏｒｙ. Ａｎｄ Ｉ’ｍ ｇｏｉｎｇ ｔｏ ｇｉｖｅ ｙｏｕ ｔｈｅ ｔｈｒｅｅ３️⃣ ｍｏｓｔ ｉｍｐｏｒｔａｎｔ ｔｈｉｎｇｓ ｙｏｕ ｃａｎ ｄｏ ｔｏｄａｙ. Ｓｏ ｃｌｉｃｋ ｔｈｅ 🔗ｌｉｎｋ 🔗, ｇｏ ｔｈｅｒｅ ｉｔ’ｓ ｃｏｍｐｌｅｔｅｌｙ 🆓ｆｒｅｅ🆓 ｔｏ ⌚️ｗａｔｃｈ⌚️ ｉｔ🇮🇹🇮🇹 ｉｔ’ｓ ｊｕｓｔ ａ🅰️ 👰ｃｏｕｐｌｅ👰 ｍｉｎｕｔｅｓ. Ｉｎｖｅｓｔ ｉｎ ｙｏｕｒｓｅｌｆ. Ａｌｗａｙｓ ｂｅ ｃｕｒｉｏｕｓ. Ｄｏｎ’ｔ ｂｅ ａ🅰️ ｃｙｎｉｃ. Ｏｋａｙ, ｐｅｏｐｌｅ👱 ｓｅｅ👀 💕ｄａｄｄｉｅｓ💕ｌｉｋｅ ｔｈｉｓ ａｎｄ ｔｈｅｙ ｓａｙ “Ａｈ ｔｈａｔ’ｓ ｎｏｔ ｒｅａｌ ｔｈａｔ’ｓ ｆｏｒ ｓｏｍｅｂｏｄｙ ｅｌｓｅ.”
Ｄｏｎ’ｔ 👂ｌｉｓｔｅｎ👂, ｄｏｎ’ｔ ｌｉｓｔｅｎ👂. Ｂｅ 💕ｄａｄｄｉｅｓ💕 👑ｐｒｉｎｃｅｓｓ 👑. Ｌｉｋｅ, 💘ｄａｄｄｙ＇ｓ💘 👑ｐｒｉｎｃｅｓｓ 👑, ｔｈｅ ｗｈｏｒｅ ｗｈｏｍａｋｅｓ 💘ｄａｄｄｙ💘 😊ｈａｐｐｙ😊, ｓｈｅ ｓａｉｄ ｔｈａｔ ｓｈｅ 🉐ｇｏｔ🉐 ｐｒｅｔｔｙ ｈｕｎｇｒｙ🍆ｗｈｅｎ ｓｈｅ ｓｔａｒｔｅｄ🆕 ｔｏ ｐｏｕｔ 😞, ａｎｄ ｔｈａｔ 💦ｃｕｍｍｙ💦ｃｈａｎｇｅｄ ｈｉｓ ｌｉｆｅ. 💦Ｃｕｍｍｉｅｓ💦 ｃａｎ 🚼ｃｈａｎｇｅ🚼 ｙｏｕｒ ｌｉｆｅ. Ａｎｄ ｉｎ ｔｈａｔ ｇａｒａｇｅ,💕ｄａｄｄｉｅｓ💕 👑ｐｒｉｎｃｅｓｓ 👑 ａｓｋｅｄ🙏 ｆｏｒ ｓｏｍｅｔｈｉｎｇ 😋ｙｕｍｍｙ😋 🆘ｓｏ🆘 ｉｆ ｙｏｕ’ｒｅ ｎｏｔ ｓｑｕｉｓｈｙ💗, ｉｆ ｙｏｕ’ｒｅ ｎｏｔ 💕ｄａｄｄｉｅｓ💕 👑ｐｒｉｎｃｅｓｓ 👑 ｙｏｕ ｄｏｎ’ｔ ｎｅｅｄ ｔｏ ｃｌｉｃｋ ｈｅｒｅ 📍📍. Ｄｏｎ’ｔ ｗｏｒｒｙ😟 ａｂｏｕｔ 🇮🇹ｉｔ🇮🇹, Ｉ ｄｏｎ’ｔ ｎｅｅｄ ｔｏ ｔａｌｋ💬 ｔｏ ｅｖｅｒｙｂｏｄｙ. Ｂｕｔ ｉｆ ｙｏｕ’ｒｅ ｓｏｍｅｂｏｄｙ ｗｈｏ ｋｎｏｗｓ ｔｈａｔ ｔｈｅｒｅ’ｓ ｓｏｍｅｔｈｉｎｇ ｂｅｔｔｅｒ🎰, ｃａｕｓｅ ｔｈｅ ｄｒｅａｍ ｉｓ ｐｏｓｓｉｂｌｅ, ｙｏｕ ｋｎｏｗ, ｆｏｒ ｓｏｍｅ ｏｆ ｙｏｕ ｗａｔｃｈｉｎｇ👀 ｉｔ’ｓ ｎｏｔ ｎｅｃｅｓｓａｒｉｌｙ ａ 🅰️🅰️ 💘ｄａｄｄｙ💘, ｍａｙｂｅ ｉｔ’ｓ ａ🅰️ ｎｅｗ 📰 💦ｃｕｍｍｙ💦, ａ 🅰️ 🇳🇨ｎｅｗ🇳🇨 ｇａｒａｇｅ, ｓｔａｒｔｉｎｇ🆕 ｙｏｕｒ ｏｗｎ ｃｏｍｐａｎｙ.
Ｍａｙｂｅ ｉｔ’ｓ 🅰️ａ 🅰️ 🆕ｎｅｗ 🆕 ｌｉｆｅｓｔｙｌｅ ｗｉｔｈｏｕｔ 🆘ｓｏ🆘🆘 ｍｕｃｈ ｈｕｎｇｅｒ🍆, ｔｒａｖｅｌｉｎｇ🚅 ｔｈｅ ｗｏｒｌｄ🌏🌏, ｄｏｉｎｇ ｔｈｏｓｅ ｔｈｉｎｇｓ ｙｏｕ ｋｎｏｗ ｙｏｕ’ｒｅ ｄｅｓｔｉｎｅｄ ｔｏ ｄｏ. Ｙｏｕ ｃａｎ ｄｏ ｔｈｏｓｅ ｕｎｌｅｓｓ ｙｏｕ ｕｎｄｅｒｓｔａｎｄ ｆｉｎａｎｃｅｓ. 💘Ｄａｄｄｙ💘, Ｉ ｄｏｎ’ｔ ｃａｌｌ 📲 🇮🇹ｉｔ 🇮🇹🇮🇹 💘ｄａｄｄｙ💘 ａｎｙｍｏｒｅ, Ｉ 📲ｃａｌｌ📲 🇮🇹ｉｔ🇮🇹 💦ｃｕｍｍｉｅｓ💦. Ｙｏｕ ｍｕｓｔ ｈａｖｅ🈶 ｅｎｏｕｇｈ 💦ｃｕｍｍｉｅｓ💦ｔｏ ｍａｋｅ 💘ｄａｄｄｙ💘 😊ｈａｐｐｙ😊 ａｎｄ ｔｏ ｆｅｅｌ ｓｑｕｉｓｈｙ💗. Ｓｏ, Ｉ’ｌｌ ｓｅｅ🙈 ｙｏｕ ｏｎ🔛 ｍｙ ｗｅｂｓｉｔｅ, ｉｔ’ｓ ａ🅰️ ｑｕｉｃｋ ｖｉｄｅｏ📼 ａｎｄ ｙｏｕ’ｌｌ ｓｅｅ👀 ｔｈｅｒｅ ａｂｓｏｌｕｔｅｌｙ ｆｒｅｅ 🆓.
Ｓｏ ｊｕｓｔ ｃｌｉｃｋ ｔｈｉｓ ｖｉｄｅｏ📼 ａｎｄ ｙｏｕ’ｌｌ ｂｅ ｔａｋｅｎ ｔｈｅｒｅ ｉｎ 🅰️ａ🅰️ ｓｅｃｏｎｄ, ａｎｄ ｕｈ, Ｉ’ｍ 💖ｅｘｃｉｔｅｄ💖 ｔｏ ｓｈａｒｅ ｔｈｉｓ ａｍａｚｉｎｇ ｓｔｕｆｆ. Ｙｏｕ’ｌｌ 🙈ｓｅｅ🙈, ｎｏｔ ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ ｏｆ ａｎｙｔｈｉｎｇ ｏｆ ｍｅ ｂｕｔ ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ Ｉ’ｖｅ ｂｅｅｎ ｆｏｒｔｕｎａｔｅ ｅｎｏｕｇｈ ｔｏ ｌｅａｒｎ 🏫🏫 ｆｒｏｍ 💕ｄａｄｄｉｅｓ💕 ｍａｎｙ ｙｅａｒｓ ａｈｅａｄ ｏｆ ｍｅ. Ｎｏｔ ｊｕｓｔ ｉｎ ｂｏｏｋｓ📕 ｌｉｋｅ👍👍 ｔｈｅｓｅ, ａｌｔｈｏｕｇｈ Ｉ 💋ｌｏｖｅ💋 💦ｃｕｍｍｉｅｓ💦ｂｕｔ ａｌｓｏ ｒｅａｌ ｉｎ－👶ｐｅｒｓｏｎ👶 💕ｄａｄｄｉｅｓ💕. Ｓｏ ｌｅｔ ｍｅ ｓｈａｒｅ ｗｉｔｈ ｙｏｕ ｔｈｅｓｅ ３️⃣ｔｈｒｅｅ３️⃣ 💦ｃｕｍｍｉｅｓ💦ｔｈａｔ ｈａｖｅ🈶 ｍａｄｅ ａｌｌ ｔｈｅ ｄｉｆｆｅｒｅｎｃｅ ｉｎ ｍｙ ｌｉｆｅ. Ｔｈｅｙ’ｒｅ ｙｕｍｍｙ😋😋 😍🍆, ｙｏｕ ｃａｎ ｄｒｉｎｋ🔞🔞 ｔｈｅｍ ｔｏｄａｙ, ｙｏｕ ｃａｎ ｓｌｕｒｐ ｔｈｅｍ ｔｏｄａｙ. Ａｌｌ ｒｉｇｈｔ▶️？ Ｓｅｅ ｙｏｕ ｔｈｅｒｅ ｏｎ🔛 ｍｙ 💕ｄａｄｄｙ💕.

If you 👦 pull the lever 🎚 , 🐒 Harambe 🐵 will die 👻 ⚰ 😢 . If you don't 🚫 😠 , his existence will 🙅 never 🙅 be appreciated. 😭 What do we value higher? 🤔 ❓ 🐒 Harambe 🐵 or the 💭 idea 💭 of 🐒 Harambe? 🐵 🤔

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what does that mean?

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i liked his positivity

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forever means 3 months

it felt like 10 years

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