Jungle Axe players=Brain afk idiots who are JUST good enough to understand that winning involves destroying the enemy base, but too fucking stupid to realize that his team is at a disadvantage 4v5 while his dumb ass is AFK jungling on a hero that scales like shit. He then proceeds to blame team when his shitty blink dagger+call combo 20 minutes in to the game doesn't make fuck all of a difference when the enemy has been able to win their offlane, and the enemy mid was able to easily gank the poor soul in the other lane that was not intending to solo in the first place because he wasn't expecting Axe to jungle.
First blood given up? Get ready for constant "lol" "zzz" "gg" "noob" echoing from the depths of the jungle as your "team mate" Axe spins away in the jungle farming 250 GPM because he isn't even smart enough to drop his Tranquil boots before he takes a creep camp.
4 minutes in and your safe lane is on their back foot from aggressive enemies? It could be easily turned around by Axe coming in and using Battle Hunger and calling one of them? Fuck you, Axe doesn't need Battle Hunger to jungle.
"@Timberwolf: What? Blink is core 90% of the times on shadow shaman. Also pugna is a much better core than support, aghs and (to a lesser extent) dagon are legit on him."
I don't mean don't get blink or aghs but they do not use it in a support role. They use them to kill steal and "carry." Like pugna's decrypifying everything right before it dies and then spamming lifesteal. Or shadow shaman's not using blink to initiate well but using it to finish off targets that we're going to die anyway. Yes pugna is not a good 5 spot. But you shouldn't pick pugna and call "carry mid" if we already have picked a mid. Then you mess up the game.
You sometimes get carry crystal maidens and carry omni knights too.
Mid: Autistic retard
Carry: Pretty cool if you give space
Offlane: The real mvp
Support: Generally bad, hate them nearly as much as mid
As hero:
Void picker: if carry = retard if offlane = noob
Tinker: Autistic and have an anime picture
Earth spirit: Cool guys
Lich: Somebody who used to be beat up irl so he takes revenge in the game agaisnt the carry
Templar: Dragonfist Jr ( Thank god he isnt daddy dragonfist)
axe players: im feel like flexing and murdering people like a sir today
Jungle Axe players=Brain afk idiots who are JUST good enough to understand that winning involves destroying the enemy base, but too fucking stupid to realize that his team is at a disadvantage 4v5 while his dumb ass is AFK jungling on a hero that scales like shit. He then proceeds to blame team when his shitty blink dagger+call combo 20 minutes in to the game doesn't make fuck all of a difference when the enemy has been able to win their offlane, and the enemy mid was able to easily gank the poor soul in the other lane that was not intending to solo in the first place because he wasn't expecting Axe to jungle.
First blood given up? Get ready for constant "lol" "zzz" "gg" "noob" echoing from the depths of the jungle as your "team mate" Axe spins away in the jungle farming 250 GPM because he isn't even smart enough to drop his Tranquil boots before he takes a creep camp.
4 minutes in and your safe lane is on their back foot from aggressive enemies? It could be easily turned around by Axe coming in and using Battle Hunger and calling one of them? Fuck you, Axe doesn't need Battle Hunger to jungle.
"@Timberwolf: What? Blink is core 90% of the times on shadow shaman. Also pugna is a much better core than support, aghs and (to a lesser extent) dagon are legit on him."
I don't mean don't get blink or aghs but they do not use it in a support role. They use them to kill steal and "carry." Like pugna's decrypifying everything right before it dies and then spamming lifesteal. Or shadow shaman's not using blink to initiate well but using it to finish off targets that we're going to die anyway. Yes pugna is not a good 5 spot. But you shouldn't pick pugna and call "carry mid" if we already have picked a mid. Then you mess up the game.
You sometimes get carry crystal maidens and carry omni knights too.
i hate mirana players, stupid idiots that fail arrows then talk how they only need starfall. what the fuck is that shit
^True man, i fucking hate every mirana player, even MORE the ones that camp mid
seriously FUCK YOU
Pudges think that couriers, wards and mid will be their anyway, they don't know another mid-heroes
BH tryes to contr-pick riki, but never uses track
axe players : i feel like some dunkin' today.
i play anti mage sometimes in 3k ... sorry guys....
So do I :(
My sometimes AM on 3k pub .. http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/848211278
Phoenix players are ballsy and will try to fight everything at once.
I know, I am one of them.
@ hatsune you havent farmed enough. In order to vanquish all magic and take the fun out of the game you need more cs.
As roles
Mid: Autistic retard
Carry: Pretty cool if you give space
Offlane: The real mvp
Support: Generally bad, hate them nearly as much as mid
As hero:
Void picker: if carry = retard if offlane = noob
Tinker: Autistic and have an anime picture
Earth spirit: Cool guys
Lich: Somebody who used to be beat up irl so he takes revenge in the game agaisnt the carry
Templar: Dragonfist Jr ( Thank god he isnt daddy dragonfist)
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/98167045/matches?date=&faction=&hero=templar-assassin&lobby_type=&game_mode=®ion=&duration=
Started playing TA again 12 days ago. WHO THE HELL IS DRAGONFIST?
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/86043885 this 7k boy
@Earth spirit: Cool guys
I wonder what your most played hero would be.
EDIT: What a surprise.