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pos5 with carry hero,ez g...

    im already searching for game 30+ minutes, than i restarted computer and again join dota now im searching for 20+min game and cant find it , ? can u at least tipe somewhere how much will i search for game because its sick to sit and w8 1hour to not find a game ....i cant belive how bad ur admins r and ppl who r making dota and this 2k matchmaking thanks ....

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      06+ niWa minute ago
      im already searching for game 30+ minutes, than i restarted computer and again join dota now im searching for 20+min game and cant find it , ? can u at least tipe somewhere how much will i search for game because its sick to sit and w8 1hour to not find a game ....i cant belive how bad ur admins r and ppl who r making dota and this 2k matchmaking thanks ....

      totaly low organization

      pos5 with carry hero,ez g...

        u put me 3 games in row HARD RUINER WHO FEED AND SELL ITEMS , 3 games in row hahahahhahaha
        valve ur one of worse organizations ,better delete this game u make dota 10 of this normal game, wtf is wrong with u @valve??

        '96 Neve Campbell

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          06+ niW
          06+ niW2 hours ago
          im already searching for game 30+ minutes, than i restarted computer and again join dota now im searching for 20+min game and cant find it , ? can u at least tipe somewhere how much will i search for game because its sick to sit and w8 1hour to not find a game ....i cant belive how bad ur admins r and ppl who r making dota and this 2k matchmaking thanks ....

          totaly low organization

          L.
          L. 2 hours ago
          06+ niWa minute ago
          im already searching for game 30+ minutes, than i restarted computer and again join dota now im searching for 20+min game and cant find it , ? can u at least tipe somewhere how much will i search for game because its sick to sit and w8 1hour to not find a game ....i cant belive how bad ur admins r and ppl who r making dota and this 2k matchmaking thanks ....

          totaly low organization

          06+ niW
          06+ niW6 minutes ago
          u put me 3 games in row HARD RUINER WHO FEED AND SELL ITEMS , 3 games in row hahahahhahaha
          valve ur one of worse organizations ,better delete this game u make dota 10 of this normal game, wtf is wrong with u @valve??

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          kowareta

            here we go again, the retardest member of forum feels superior to others
            imagine copy-pasting threads in nobody cares forum


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            pos5 with carry hero,ez g...

              EVERY GAME IS SET UP , WHY IM SEARCHING FOR GAME 1MINUTE , NEXT GAME 12MINUTES,NEXT GAME 30+MINUTES , than i restart dota, and start searching and find game for 2,3mins with hard ruiners picking balanar middle and got 0-10 , afk wood ursa with shadow amulet , solo AM on safelane last pick , how to win this gameS? hahahahahha 3 games in row u put same ruiner in team HHAHAHAHHAHA

              delete this game pls , 7milions ppls stoped to play dota because ur brainDMGED @VALVE !Q!!!

              '96 Neve Campbell

                How can you seriously blame your team

                https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/5210821638

                kowareta

                  imagine responding in a thread you already copy-pasted
                  >> mentally ill
                  E TU






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                  pos5 with carry hero,ez g...

                    man i know ur 2k so u dontunderstand dota its fine , let me explain u

                    1-14 is nothing in this game , u noob, btw huskar solo pushed lane which was pushed (we took rax) than he buyback and gone feed them on same lane again , than bone chasing rubick and same shit , they cant play cores and than he pick middle huskar, he was 0 ,mmr 1k max,and u talk to me about my feeding where i played alone!?!??!

                    and its 1 game of 30 where i "feedin"

                    '96 Neve Campbell

                      Buddy with all due respect you are a predominantly core player who cant even manage to get more kills than deaths in the bulk of their games. Your k/d is bad. Your gpm is bad. Your xpm is bad. You are the only constant in your games and if you find that you lose the majority of them its because you simply are not good enough to win those games. Especially in a core role where if you had the skill you would be able to carry your autistic team 9/10 games.

                      kowareta

                        NS player gives advice to VHS
                        isnt that beauty ?

                        kowareta


                          if you find that you lose the majority of them its because you simply are not good enough to win those games.


                          if you find that you lose the majority of them its because you simply are not good enough to win those games.


                          if you find that you lose the majority of them its because you simply are not good enough to win those games.


                          if you find that you lose the majority of them its because you simply are not good enough to win those games.

                          lesserafim

                            kowareta i want you to fuck my wife

                            kowareta

                              why?

                              pos5 with carry hero,ez g...

                                man i know its hard to understand but , i dont need kills to win games ok ? :))

                                i know u have like 27-2 and than lose game its ok , u need to practice so u will understand this game and how to win a game , all this loses r because some1 is ruining mid or safelane or buybacking and killing items ok ??

                                u 2 spammers r on forum like 0-24, how much gaben pay u per day? ??

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                                  945 solo mmr LUL

                                  '96 Neve Campbell

                                    man i know its hard to understand but , i dont need kills to win games ok ? :))

                                    So you are a core who doesnt take kills, doesnt farm, and doesnt do hero/tower damage. Remind me again what your game winning strategy is...

                                    945 solo mmr LUL

                                    Last updated 2017 LUL

                                    pos5 with carry hero,ez g...

                                      skill ,whitchs urs

                                      kowareta

                                        imagine wasting time arguing with well known mentally ill, retarded and deluded person on dotabuff
                                        just spam kekw and move on
                                        are you actually that stupid arguing with someone played dota years and had sub 1k mmr??????

                                        pos5 with carry hero,ez g...

                                          dont understandin

                                          '96 Neve Campbell

                                            played dota years and had sub 1k mmr??????

                                            I was new to Dota when I calibrated my rank and then I played unranked exclusively until 2018 where I jumped from 900 to 3200 in 200 games. MMR is irrelevant, let alone what somebody's MMR was when they were new to the game.

                                            kowareta
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                                              '96 Neve Campbell

                                                What relevance does this ancient thread have when it was made before I climbed? Also I am not sure why you are spamming a largely unfunny meme from early 2015 in all of your posts. Does it take 5 years for dead memes to reach your backwards corner of the world or is this some kinda malformed attempt at irony? Either way it just makes you appear even stupider than your ramblings do.

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                                                kowareta

                                                  Solo Ranked Since 2018/01/01 Summary

                                                  233 [games] * (0.6 [win] - 0.4 [lose]) * 25 [avgmmr] = 1165 [total gained solo mmr]
                                                  900 + 1165 = 3200

                                                  I jumped from 900 to 3200 in 200 games.
                                                  let me fix it for you
                                                  I jumped from 900 to 3200 when they combined party mmr with solo.

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                                                  '96 Neve Campbell

                                                    Except your maths is not even correct. Whilst +/-25 is the average, at the time where I climbed there was no standardised mmr increase/decrease. It is wrong to apply an average to something which is reliant on a largely rng based system which clearly rewarded me with higher than 25 mmr on average in order to gain the amount of mmr I did from a 60% winrate over 233 matches. Also thanks for yet again making half your insults redundant by demonstrating that I am capable of easily climbing solo mmr, couldnt have done that better myself.

                                                    And no. Prior to the combining of solo and party mmr I had 3200 solo mmr and 4000 party.

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                                                    kowareta

                                                      the point is highlighted, if you cant get it, ask cpt.keel to help you. (if he is still there to take care of you :)) )
                                                      anyway
                                                      thanks for responding when you really dont want to again. thats means a lot to me.

                                                      kowareta

                                                        i just do the math backward, because i know you are not capable of doing it on your own, u can ask help from @shaperend see or whatever his name was, he is math teacher and he has insane math skills cause of it :)))))

                                                        3200 - 950 = 2250 [gained solo mmr]
                                                        2250 / 233 [games] ~ 9.66 [avg mmr gained per game]
                                                        9.66 / 0.2 [ratio] = 48.3 [avg mmr gained per winning]

                                                        so you got 48 mmr per win. well thats impressive, u are reaching lvls of delusion that even make me impressed!

                                                        lesserafim

                                                          at the time where I climbed there was no standardised mmr increase/decrease

                                                          not only is this not true, but even if it were there is absolutely no way the discrepancy between the avg mmr gain/loss and your average is big enough to account for a difference greater than maybe 500 mmr at most. you'll have me believe you gained 50 mmr on average per win? in a time where even the highest mmr players in the world averaged 25 mmr win/loss in a very limited pool size compared to 1k bracket?

                                                          kowareta

                                                            @kill my pain
                                                            i think, it was more complex system gaben made just for her. because she is very good , when she lost a game she didnt lost any mmr
                                                            but sadly in this injustice world, she only got +17 mmr per her wins! damn in this scenario she could be 4k with +25 or even 7k mmr with +50!!!

                                                            one syllable anglo-saxon

                                                              im SO glad i have no idea what you are talking about

                                                              pos5 with carry hero,ez g...

                                                                pls check my games and check what ruiners r ingame , FP OFFLANE SLARK 0-9 , OTHER GAME ALCHE WOOD 3-16 . NEXT GAME 0-10 NIGHTSTALKER MIDDLE , NEXT GAME URSA WOOD ,NEXT GAME 4-14 TIMBER SELL ITEMS , its only in last 5 games , whats wrong with dota? valve u totaly ruined this game , wp

                                                                '96 Neve Campbell

                                                                  not only is this not true, but even if it were there is absolutely no way the discrepancy between the avg mmr gain/loss and your average is big enough to account for a difference greater than maybe 500 mmr at most. you'll have me believe you gained 50 mmr on average per win? in a time where even the highest mmr players in the world averaged 25 mmr win/loss in a very limited pool size compared to 1k bracket?

                                                                  If you want to be my boyfriend then this isnt a very good way of making me like you

                                                                  thanks for responding when you really dont want to again. thats means a lot to me.

                                                                  No. I said I wouldnt respond to weak bait. I will respond to posts that I think are worth responding too, wouldnt want you to get lonely after all...

                                                                  pos5 with carry hero,ez g...

                                                                    btw guys if u play selected roles , be sure u will get ruiners in team , so try with normal ranked and dont abuse lanes gl hf r3t4rds @valve

                                                                    pos5 with carry hero,ez g...

                                                                      IF SOME1 IS BORED GO CHECK MY LAST GAMES WHAT R REAL RUINERS INGAME , AHAHAHAHAHAHHA THIS IS SO FUNNY THIS VALVE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

                                                                      Aimstrong

                                                                        mein gott...

                                                                        kowareta

                                                                          @06+ niW
                                                                          shit happens, if you care mmr just dont play now! you are little bit cucky about your recent wins and it makes you dont focus on your game and blame others. if you dont enjoy it, dont play it. simple as that, dota is a trash game nowadays just accept and move on!

                                                                          lesserafim

                                                                            If you want to be my boyfriend then this isnt a very good way of making me like you

                                                                            why not? in a loving relationship both parts are supposed to point out each other's mistake so they can sort out their issues and live together forever in eternal harmony. i think

                                                                            ywn

                                                                              kek

                                                                              DC.MASON

                                                                                this fucking thread

                                                                                ywn

                                                                                  w

                                                                                  kowareta

                                                                                    If you want to be my boyfriend then this isnt a very good way of making me like you


                                                                                    that was exactly what goes through my mind, paramviolets opens steam, clicks on kill my pain and writes sth like this

                                                                                    ywn

                                                                                      tell me im right daddy

                                                                                      lesserafim

                                                                                        imagine if kowareta and parma met irl and they started fighting each other, but then they fall in love and have violent sex every day. damn that would make an amazing anime

                                                                                        kowareta

                                                                                          i just have one question, plz respond it honestly @parma
                                                                                          till now, how many comments of me got reported to the mods by you?


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                                                                                            is parmaviolets a confirmed female ?
                                                                                            also OP,shut the fuck up,retard

                                                                                            DC.MASON

                                                                                              about as much as me