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General DiscussionSoloQ matchmaking is the best gaben made

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kowareta

    https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/4969934326
    @10 min i have 5.5k networth, double the jugger, 2k more than mk, still cant win game :))
    Holy Locket pos 5 Abbadon, with zero warding or dust or sentry against mirana ult

    lets take a tour in my teammates profiles
    1. abbadon -> 5 losestreak, still gaben cant find some one to carry him :))
    2. shaker -> 200+ games on shaker, he just blocked me with fissure and let jugger escape when i had DD and was killing him, doesnt need help tho but well, gaben wants make it balancer with this dude :))
    3. windranger -> 203 match, 45% winrate on broken hero :))
    4. alchemist -> just trying hero cause we all love miracle and ti.

    like im sure if i had 4, 3k players, i could win the game in 25 min, but well, this is how games are balanced :)
    this is the fun and joy gaben provides

    hey glimmer of dawn, can u tell me what can i do more? should i buy wards and detection, so my abbadon make his holylocket faster and carry us?

    Kotato

      just play with this guy who picks silencer = izzy win

      kowareta

        yeah i guess so, i feel im on my 2k smurf now, ppl diving in enemy base like retards. very cool
        i feel the progress, more skilled players.

        twitch.tv/afeect

          will this post change ur future games?

          Khéops-

            Nah... the post allows him to vent his frustration and feeds into his inability to grasp that he's also shit.

            kowareta

              nO, it wont change anything. its a crybaby post.

              kowareta

                he's also shit.
                well nobody said im the next ti winner, but this kinda games are not fair :)
                i mean 5 trash on enemy just winning this game cause gaben matching them with a holylocket abaddon? cmon bruh!

                Oldman

                  You have very low dmg for a midlaner. Im no mid lane master but it doesnt seem to be optimal to me.

                  .vince

                    446 GPM
                    15.3k dmg lower than support es
                    less than 200 LH in 48 minute game with fucking lone druid

                    LMFAO

                    MuLLi

                      Just party with one Treant 2k player he will curry u up

                      kowareta

                        yo, u know how druid even works? that game alch got all my core items , so i got the push items so we end the game fast
                        but somehow our pos 5 had holylocket and no detection in fights and we got cucked :)

                        Seoulmate

                          :))

                          LucaManny

                            You forgot to mention that alche feed agha for himself while there is an ES and LD without agha yet

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                            Glimmer of Dawn

                              Well summer holiday are coming to an end so I guess I’ll give you one last post. Won’t be hanging around these forums much after TI.

                              I never claimed that every game was winnable. In fact, I said the exact opposite. Some games are completely unwinnable. But I already gave all the relevant advice and have spent a lot of time trying to be helpful about your game issues, and I’m not going to spend even more time repeating it here.

                              The key thing is, I look at your posting style and not once do you say “you’re right” or “thanks”.

                              When you post about things, you don’t really want to listen and learn about what other people can tell you. Even if you do end up gaining knowledge you’d probably give yourself credit for it than the person who mentioned it. You’re obsessed with taking credit for yourself.

                              So you don’t want to hear about what you can learn from other people, you just want attention and for people to validate your emotions. You want a place to complain and for people to listen. And for most people, when they have problems like this, they probably have similar problems in real life.

                              Good luck to you. I hope you figure shit out.

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                              kowareta

                                rofl
                                actually serious
                                this is a crybaby post, i dont know what are u talking about
                                but for clarification

                                not once do you say “you’re right” or “thanks”.

                                well i remember many times that i said that tho.
                                like @afeect has a point and im saying he is right and i understand what he means

                                kowareta

                                  You forgot to mention that alche feed agha for himself while there is an ES and LD without agha yet

                                  did he tho? now i understand why abaddon was triggered about not having aghs and said "so i buy my own aghs"
                                  + he gave one to a wr who had it herself, yikes

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                                  ☩ Vinblastine ☩

                                    @Glimmer don't bother giving ur two cents for him.
                                    Kowareta sucks. Nuff said.

                                    kowareta

                                      yeah, "u are right", "thanks"
                                      im getting rekted by bluestars every where. thats why im cry-posting here.

                                      주 롄양

                                        Alch even feed agha to wr who owns her ows aghs 1 mins earlier rofl

                                        smurfs = no balls

                                          imagine having only 18.3k networth on lone druid in 48min game LUL

                                          smurfs = no balls

                                            seems like u just tried to solo split push while ur team was fighting 4v5 until u lost, maybe play with team next time :)

                                            kowareta

                                              ^ yeah brother, u are totally right. damn. this forum full of geniuses
                                              im going to do what u said.

                                              ez katka

                                                do you know the diffrence btw 3k and 4k mmr ? its 1% 3k players have 49% winrate and 4k players got 50%

                                                Wh0

                                                  new matchmaking is the best

                                                  Subaru

                                                    dont complain in this forum bro, this server full of maggot, u will be only insuled asking there

                                                    kowareta

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