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General DiscussionCuki is the best coach ever ALL BOOK HIM

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Väinämöinen

    I just won a randomed meepo game against tide,PA, windranger, invo and cm

    with a ES that left me alone in lane against tide, a jungle AM and a baldemail solo offlane dragon knight. How??

    I MUTED TEAM AND TRIED DESTROYING THE ENEMY ANCIENT AND IT WORKED

    Väinämöinen

      That nub moment when you TP into a creepwave and suddenly theres a PA 3-shotting your meepo for the 6th time

      PA OP always invis nerf PLS

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      JackPot!

        2-11 safelane meepo
        sounds legit

        Väinämöinen

          sounds Sobayed because i cant play the hero at all

          feeded all game, my AM had a 30min BF, 1k DK i was about to call GG. But then, with a very clear and angle-like voice a vision was bestowed upon me ''HAVE YOU TRIED DESTROYING THE ENEMY ANCIENT"?

          So I TPed to a pushed wave and the PA killed which i didnt see on minimap. tried again with same result and 4th time it worked

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          Giff me Wingman

            Looks like a cukie coached meepo alright

            🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

              you're so bad

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              Giff me Wingman

                yeah, getting 2 kills is barely shit enough to be considered cookie guide skill.

                at least the lower MMR have proven that even they are able to see when a 5k player makes autistic guides.

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                🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

                  You're just disappointing me

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                  Aimstrong

                    cooker chullunge

                    Giff me Wingman

                      I'm sure it does. How about you make guide on how to make 7k+ thread?

                      🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

                        it was fun at start, and i expected you to up your game, but all you ended up doing is dissapointing me

                        You told me, "Yes,"
                        
                        You held me high
                        And I believed when you told that lie
                        I played soldier, you played king
                        And struck me down, when I kissed that ring
                        You lost that right, to hold that crown
                        I built you up, but you let me down
                        So when you fall, I'll take my turn
                        And fan the flames
                        As your blazes burn

                        so i'll just concede our little play

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                        Giff me Wingman

                          Then make a guide how to up my game. Please 7k+

                          🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

                            sadly, i can't help you with that.

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                            Giff me Wingman

                              Why not? U're the bosnian 5k shitlord, you're supposed to make shitty guides for people.

                              You cannot reject ur existance.

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                              🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

                                very simple, it's because i'm an onion and you are a nut.

                                kormoranas

                                  i would rather have free mmr from cuki than coaching lessons :D

                                  Mlada i Luda

                                    and you think you won that game? ahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahah, this is some next lever shit even jacked cant compette with this

                                    🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

                                      maybe i didn't win, but it's not that, it's that i didn't lose either.

                                      I'm still waiting here

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                                      Mlada i Luda

                                        wtf ?! iwas talking about killstealreporter's game , or is this another acc of yours lol

                                        🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

                                          i won't lie, you're the only person that makes me actually smile

                                          Shou

                                            inb4 mafioso is cuki

                                            Mlada i Luda

                                              but smarter XD

                                              🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

                                                tip 1: The best swordsman in the world doesn't need to fear the second best swordsman in the world; no, the person for him to be afraid of is some ignorant antagonist who has never had a sword in his hand before.

                                                ...

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                                                The Quantum

                                                  Cuki we need the guide, it's time

                                                  Mlada i Luda

                                                    cuki your confusing those childs more than i intentionally do... lol

                                                    Dark Hunter

                                                      I might just start spamming arc warden

                                                      🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

                                                        This isn't a duel, this is a battlefield

                                                        but, i think i'll tell you the biggest thing that ever gave me skill. It was this one tip that i'll give you all:

                                                        You will never beat the enemy at his own game, so play your own.

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                                                        Mlada i Luda

                                                          no one joininng yet though. wtf happened did you lost the password list of other accounts :p

                                                          🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

                                                            ups, i actually forgot to finish tip 1:

                                                            he doesn't do the thing he ought to do, and so the expert isn't prepared for him; he does the thing he ought not to do; and often it catches the expert out and ends him on the spot.

                                                            Mlada i Luda

                                                              see guys ? are you convinced now ? those are the side effects of spamming a hero to much looooooooool.

                                                              The Quantum

                                                                How do I book you cuki ? and when is your guide under the account RIKI coming out ?

                                                                🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

                                                                  Well, this is a thread asking for my guidance, that's just how I play.

                                                                  Maybe that's why I cant get to 7k

                                                                  i'm not a genius like some people here...

                                                                  i'm just a, mostly de-activated, tryhard.

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                                                                  Mlada i Luda

                                                                    it took me a while but finally brought you down to reality, and all the time you were thinking that im the patient :p next one is jacked , hey brah im comming for you ..... just kiding he is hoples

                                                                    🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

                                                                      nah, you're the cancer, jacked is the doctor and I'm the patient. Cancer spreads, but it's not contagious.

                                                                      This is just chemo therapy, you can't kill cancer.

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                                                                      evy

                                                                        Jacked is addicted to being salty

                                                                        🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

                                                                          blunt on the other hand is human immunodeficiency virus infection

                                                                          did you know: by itself it doesn't actually kill you, it just makes you extremely vulnerable to other diseases because your auto-immuno system doesn't work. Hence the name acquired immune deficiency syndrome.

                                                                          well viruses are really scary. Except when it doesn't infect you, then it's just irrelevant. You pick up thousands of viruses every day, but since you don't have human immunodeficiency virus infection then your immunity system just simply finishes them off without you.

                                                                          See, these little weaker viruses like the flu virus could kill you if that happened.

                                                                          It's just that they aren't on the human immunodeficiency virus infection's level so they can't really do anything by themselves, maybe they're too stupid lol, i'm not a doctor how would i know lol XD.

                                                                          hoe hoe hoe

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                                                                          HBNN

                                                                            Am I supposed to understand what you say Cuki? XD

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                                                                            🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

                                                                              Here's some final tips before i go to sleep, i think these will help you see the bigger picture

                                                                              A) You aren't playing for an viewing audience, nor for a million dollars, nor for your team. You are playing to win for yourself.

                                                                              B)back when i started to git gud i tried my best to fix any mistakes i made, but i'd still lose half my games and i didn't even know why, because it looked to me like i wasn't making any. Untill i figured something out, it's not the mistakes that you know about that are losing you the game, it's the ones that you don't know you're making.

                                                                              So my dear, a mistake is simply every time you lose control over the game. So, to win The Game you have to control your oponent all the time, but never let him re-gain control or to let him control YOU.

                                                                              🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

                                                                                HBNN, how do you not know what Åcquired îmmune Ďeficiency Šyndrome is?

                                                                                Those are just some fun facts about it.

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                                                                                evy

                                                                                  Wat is syndrom??

                                                                                  HBNN

                                                                                    I just woke up and maybe my head are still not cleared up lmao.

                                                                                    🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

                                                                                      A syndrome is simply a group of symptoms.

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                                                                                      faw

                                                                                        sorry ms jackson im for real nvr meant to make ur daughter cry

                                                                                        Jacked

                                                                                          Lmao wtf. Nice meepo keep it uo

                                                                                          LucaManny

                                                                                            idk where this conversation going.

                                                                                            btw, my arc will be 6k before yours cuki XD just after i finish all college administration shit

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                                                                                            Jacked

                                                                                              Mafiosos brain damage is not curable btw

                                                                                              evy

                                                                                                @cookie
                                                                                                Do you actually think I'm actually that retarded or you're just doing your usual cold memes?

                                                                                                🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

                                                                                                  another good tip that i feel like would improve everyone's gameplay:

                                                                                                  Never go full out, but rather match your opponent's level, and stay just a little bit ahead, but unnoticable. like a 1.25 : 1 ratio

                                                                                                  So, for example. When i do 1v1's against some lowbie pleb, i don't simply go full out aggressive onto him to kick him out of the lane/game at minute 0, because if i just go full out then i'll harass him out of lane and he'll become passive. he'd just sit behind the tower and never do anything, making it impossible to kill him basically, not because i can't

                                                                                                  but because he's not playing...

                                                                                                  You have to play along on his level of gameplay, because then jumping him will result in a kill, but when he comes back he won't go full out passive observer.

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                                                                                                  Jacked

                                                                                                    True

                                                                                                    The Quantum

                                                                                                      Is the account RIKI cuki's ?