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meteor hammer

    whats with carry players not being able to get farm while im fucking the enemy team in the asshole

    legit stood in this guys lane and fired missiles until the wr left

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    DC.MASON

      https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3262704382
      razor flames me for losing mid (false) and shows me his carry skills from freefarm lane by buying phase vanguard blademail agh and ending up with 318 gpm

      oh and guess who i got in team next game

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      Totentanz to The King: M ...

        I go 1v3 mid and still this happens.
        https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3262044411
        And the next game I have to play with a jungle BB and despite me going 1v3 (again), TA gets a 12 min deso and Luna gets freefarm.
        https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3262126818
        These were the last Int ranked games for me probably.

        one syllable anglo-saxon

          i played this game
          https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3258596768
          i won it

          i played this game
          https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3257792906
          i lost it

          fucking gay-ben forced 50% gg

          faw

            BEN I SA HOE

            DC.MASON

              https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3262793728
              against all odds

              bh was afk with sage mask and 8 clarities for the whole mid game

              jo~

                eu blackxargon

                DC.MASON

                  no way

                  DC.MASON

                    im not making 4 paragraphs long guides on how to win in 4k after i win twice in a row with one hero

                    jo~

                      is cuckie simply a 5k blackxargon? :thinking:

                      DC.MASON

                        i promised myself to not flame cookie for an indefinite amount of time after he watched one of my replays on his own

                        DC.MASON

                          completely winnable game

                          please notice how noone in the enemy team ever does this even when they're losing while i get this kind of people twice in a day

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                          DC.MASON


                            aand guess what apparently afking bounty hunter who ruins the game on purpose and gets carried isn't enough to receive low prio

                            DC.MASON

                              https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3263148655
                              no offlaner and venge randomly decides to.. random and dual mid with me

                              little they know im blessed by spunki and ywn believes in me

                              practice

                                Lina mid buys back couple times to speed up her farming speed

                                https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3263106918

                                DC.MASON

                                  cancer

                                    @utaha-senpai kato best girl fight me now

                                    DC.MASON

                                      https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3264315534
                                      can someone explain to me how does antimage lose lane to shaker to the point that he has 3 items in 35 minutes of farming

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                                      one syllable anglo-saxon

                                        ure welcome

                                        Jacked

                                          LMAO mental orgasm. fuck that guy is enlightened. but its also really sad if its true

                                          Snu

                                            Picked Anti Mage and Invoker on the same team. From what I understand, both are carries who don't really carry until after 25 minutes (after having relevant items). Winning that game would require some serious split pushing, space creating (sacrificing a death for 2 minutes of ff for someone), and just straight up delaying the game. Kinda hard to do against a Lycan + Jugg anyways.
                                            Maybe picking something a little more relevant early game woulda helped. But wudoino.

                                            DC.MASON

                                              well he lastpicked am
                                              what do i do about that except trying to talk him out of it (which i did)

                                              ure welcome


                                              i understand that shakers super cancer against melees but antimage..?

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                                              DC.MASON

                                                ruiners in enemy team for the first time after 50 games good job valve
                                                https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3264791583

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                                                one syllable anglo-saxon

                                                  u realize noones gonna trade hits with am especially when ure an offlaner and playing catch or afking in trees till u get 2x totem isnt a problem for u unlike for am who is also supposed to get lasthits

                                                  DC.MASON

                                                    if rubick or bh appear on the lane once then he just loses all of his mana doesnt he
                                                    even if he loses the lane then how does he die 8 times and have 3 items in endgame

                                                    nevertheless i count that game as "not having ruiner in team"

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                                                    one syllable anglo-saxon

                                                      nevertheless i count that game as "not having ruiner in team"

                                                      how generous

                                                      do u count ruiners in enemy team too?
                                                      oh wait i forgot
                                                      u can't

                                                      Héḱmō

                                                        https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3265089325
                                                        soo i got a match with a LS jungle that afk jungled all game and refused to buy HH, a drow that only splitpushed, and all other lanes but mine got destroyed early by a roaming sk / lc offlane, i have to buy like 15 wards because my supp is too dumb and refuses to buy wards early instead flames the LS and stands around
                                                        pretty sure arin would call gg and tilt
                                                        but i still won even though im a delusional "my team holds me back" smurf :)
                                                        my enchant match:
                                                        crying solo off ES that dies non stop, a BB with no impact that runs around and spam-pings the map everytime he dies somewhere on the other side of the map (bb pos 1 btw)...
                                                        every second match is like this yet i havent lost a game for a good time
                                                        :thinking:

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                                                        DC.MASON

                                                          https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3266009187
                                                          whoopsies

                                                          vokers so broken i just ran around and threw icewalls with tornadoes on everyone and ursa just killed everything despite my feeding

                                                          pretty sure arin would call gg and tilt

                                                          correct
                                                          i would keep playing though

                                                          Bungmangler

                                                            Here ya go ARIN: https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3267641368

                                                            I get these two jackasses who decide to feed fb, " I'm practicing on Invoker" So those two decide to go offlane duo pudge and invoker against the enemy trilane. Min 8 troll warlord is godlike.

                                                            The sad thing? These two clowns were trying. They would oddly communicate over mic " Guys are we going to defend our bottom T1 ??" after then raxed our toplane 15 mins. "NO invoker, no we are not you mother Ducking shiit stain" I replied.
                                                            Normally I don't tilt but these two just brought the rage right out of me. Party MMR in solo, and this guy is practicing invoker.

                                                            I knew I was in for a bad time after I picked 1st when I checked this offlane invokers DB and found his buddy pudge and him had a 33% WR together. FUN FACT!!! Apparently you can be carried 33% of your games. These guys played like 1k shitlords who honestly had no idea what was going on. Pudge was lvl 6 at min 18. Amazing. now I'm sure your all like " man this guy is just toxic" nope.
                                                            my BS is 9972. There you have it folks, BS means nothing.

                                                            lol, just lol man.

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                                                            DC.MASON

                                                              tick solo q only in advanced options

                                                              i can kinda understand practicing heroes but overly positive and positive people who try to cover up being 0 10 and then try to gather entire team against you when you say something against him since you're obviously in wrong when he's so nice and positive player

                                                              or theres other kind of specimen who are like really positive and very active in chat during pick phase and first 5 mins of the game until one thing goes wrong and he starts flaming the shit out of everyone and destroys items

                                                              BROKEassNIGGA

                                                                reading this post make me thinking if i really want to climb from 1k dude its look like the same shit i have over here is on every single bracket

                                                                DC.MASON

                                                                  i dont understand how someone unironically calibrates below 2k

                                                                  Coroner

                                                                    Looks like weebtard is on winstreak. Would be shame if Gaben intentionally puts some paid MMR killers in his game

                                                                    DC.MASON

                                                                      kinda suprising since i deserved a loss in both games to be honest

                                                                      playing with 4 hour sleep is not good even though you don't feel anything strange

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                                                                      BROKEassNIGGA

                                                                        ywn i calibrated the moment i got my foot at lvl13 back on the days lol
                                                                        btw i just won a game were my team clockwork keept on afk jungle / feeding blood thirst
                                                                        https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3268803500

                                                                        BROKEassNIGGA

                                                                          ok ywn i agree with u there's cancer players in dota https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3268922114
                                                                          tried to convince him either to get bkb or at least early raindrops to sustain in lane he flamed me and end up feeding
                                                                          dammit just dammit.

                                                                          Bungmangler

                                                                            Thanks man, I forgot about that option to make sure I don't get party in solo.

                                                                            DC.MASON


                                                                              "mid or afk"
                                                                              "you chose to have -25"
                                                                              afk jungles, buys midas, destroys it and feeds
                                                                              zeus decides that the game is unwinnable before enemy reaches hg while he could've easily defend it with me and afks at fountain

                                                                              meteor hammer

                                                                                if there is any game where you would buy 2 hearts, please do not pick antimage

                                                                                bearcat0611

                                                                                  he died 6 times as much as you. He clearly needed that extra health to survive.

                                                                                  meteor hammer

                                                                                    he shouldve bought 3 butterflies so he could be as survivable as me :thinking:

                                                                                    Quartermistress

                                                                                      Are you on dotafire?

                                                                                      meteor hammer

                                                                                        me? no

                                                                                        Väinämöinen

                                                                                          yeah i guess in int ranked many games are unwinnable. when you have to play sb roaming as highest mmr, some dude randoms tiny and has lower lvl then your roaming sb 15 minutes into the game, your mid second picks invo (43% winrate) its im to call GG
                                                                                          and of the invo leaves the lane empty for like 5 minutes trying to gank lanes, and suddenly the PA is 4 lvls ahead of anyone

                                                                                          https://de.dotabuff.com/matches/3272917027
                                                                                          or this game where even after 50 minutes of telling NP and Ember to jump on sniper to stop him from dealing damage from the back their small brains forget it as soon as some fight starts

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                                                                                          meteor hammer

                                                                                            have u tried being pa

                                                                                            faw

                                                                                              nice ruiner on sb

                                                                                              Chiwa

                                                                                                First pick mid to win every game . Thanks me later

                                                                                                jo~

                                                                                                  i fp roaming sb in 4k avg games with no problem

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                                                                                                  Jacked

                                                                                                    i feel like this thread has become an AA meeting for the MMR grieved