silencer:
From now on whenever I play ranked, I'm gonna nominate this hero for all of his skill, Fuck his arcana curse, he can spam it as much as he want, Fuck his glaives, as if their right-click DPS carry are still not strong enough to one-shot anybody with critical and damn his int steal too, Fuck his last word, once he got somebody silenceed then they are dead for certain with magical immunity piercing ultimate follow-up once he stopped running, And fuck his global silance, his ultimate cooldown is less than Enigma's and he can get his hand on Refresher Orb faster than Enigma with his glaives too, therefore fuck you silencer.
Zeus:
From now on whenever I play ranked, I'm gonna nominate this hero for all of his skill, Fuck his chain lightning, he can spam it as much as he want, Fuck his thunderbolt, as if his chain lightning are still not strong enough to burst anybody with 1.6sec cooldown and damn his big mana pool too, Fuck his static field, once he got close enough to spam then they are dead for certain with current health as damage and ultimate follow-up once they start running, And fuck his nimbus cloud, his ultimates cooldown are less than silencer and magnus and he can get his hand on Refresher Orb faster than Enigma and magnus with his arc lightning too, therefore fuck you zeus.
FUCK TECHIES AND ALL WHO HAVE PLAYED 10+ GAMES WITH HIM. FUCK THOSE WHO WIN WITH HIM EVEN MORE
FUCK YOU IN PARTICULAR ALICE AND DEER GUY
Fuck you, Faceless Void - and the terrible influence you have on 2k MMR. "OH HEY, A TEAMFIGHT!..." a few seconds later
"Report void plz"
Meepo:
From now on whenever I play ranked, I'm gonna nominate this hero for all of his skill, Fuck his Poof, he can spam it as much as he want, Fuck his Geostrike, as if their Poof are still not strong enough to burst down anybody and damn his ms slow too, Fuck his Earthbind, once he got somebody rooted then they are dead for certain with 5 Meepo poof follow-up once he stopped running, And fuck his Divided We Stand, his controlled units is less than Enigma's but he can 1v5 and reach level 20 faster than Enigma with his Poof too, therefore fuck you Meepo.
Fuck you - anti mage... have to pick around him and constantly gank him, still he can escape at the last minute
Phantom assassin:
From now on whenever I play ranked, I'm gonna nominate this hero for all of his skill, Fuck her dagger, he can spam it as much as she want, Fuck her evade, as if you thought you could rightclicks could counter any hero this proves it wrong, fuck her blinkstrike, once you are permaslowed by dagger and then jumped on you can be certain that you will be RNG'd to hell for your sins, And fuck her Coup de fucking cuckold me, why use abilities that require skill when you can RNG? your way to 9999999 dammage!
FUCK YOU CLINKZ !! 3 HITS DEAD WITH ITEM BOOTS AND MEDALION??? WHAT THE FUCK WITH THIS HERO DAMAGE??!!
FUCK YOU AXE I BAN YOU EVERY FUCKING GAME. FUCK YOUR BKB PIERCING BLADE MAIL 9 SECOND COOL DOWN BLACK HOLE. CANT FUCKING GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT WORRY ABOUT GETTING CALLED. EVERYTIME I HEAR YOU SAY " RAWR! " I fucking rage.
F*CK YOU SLARK, pu$sy hero with 3 escape abilities + sb that can also be used to rape enemy heroes. when u're about to die in a fight, you just run away and after 10 seconds you come back with full hp and kill everyone
Monkey King:
From now on whenever I play ranked, I'm gonna nominate this hero for all of his skill, Fuck his Boundless Strike, It's fucking hurt and it fucking count as hit in Jingu Mastery too, Fuck his Tree Dance, as if enemy team picking Riki, Gondar, and Nyx are still not cancerous enough for any support to be starved of gold then come this guy who could bypass those fucking sentry ward by jumping on the tree that are out of vision range then jump down and start delivering a no-hold barred beatdown on the poor guy who are the most fragile and damn his slow too, Fuck his Jingu Mastery, once he got somebody hit 4 times then they are dead for certain with magical immunity piercing ultimate follow-up once they get crushed by Boundless Strike, And fuck his Wukong's Command, his ultimate cooldown is less than and deadlier than Enigma's and if he get BKB then you can't enter the circle or risk being beaten to death by his clones that hit harder than their original one and aren't affected by Chronosphere and he can get his hand on Refresher's Orb faster than Enigma with his Boundless Strike too, therefore fuck you Monkey King.
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Magnus:
From now on whenever I play ranked, I'm gonna nominate this hero for all of his skill, Fuck his Shockwave, he can spam it as much as he want, Fuck his Empower, as if their right-click DPS carry are still not strong enough to one-shot anybody with critical and damn his cleave too, Fuck his Skewer, once he got somebody skewed then they are dead for certain with magical immunity piercing ultimate follow-up once he stopped running, And fuck his Reverse Polarity, his ultimate cooldown is less than Enigma's and he can get his hand on Refresher Orb faster than Enigma with his Empower too, therefore fuck you Magnus.