General Discussion

General Discussion5uPeR SEACRekt 5h1tFe5t C1uB

5uPeR SEACRekt 5h1tFe5t C1uB in General Discussion
fx

    Ay yo get yo ass here and destroy some scrubs with me or nah?

    This comment was edited
    Jacked

      Lmao I was owning so hard earlygame but no one was listening to my calls

      Jacked

        We had 3 junglers

        Chiwa

          alCHE fam tier onew bowtom without buyBlack and reFUSE to black when 5 ememies THere? hahaHAHA

          fx

            Nub alch i can without brain in 2kay

            evy

              >implying I was jungling

              evy

                https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3229196508
                The entire dire team should consider quitting dota since they got wrecked by my alche LUL

                Jacked

                  Yes u were playing like a carry bwsit. Habits die hard

                  Chiwa

                    Wow your team venge is so gud .

                    Jacked

                      I'm pretty sure we missed 2-3 good opportunities early game to snowball and take all their tier 1s and 2s because we refused to group

                      evy

                        Blame hakim and his 69% packet loss

                        Chiwa

                          50% packet loss = 5000000000 ping

                          mr. rabbit

                            i forgot how to play the laning phase

                            Chiwa

                              Play league . U dont have to deny

                              robert

                                Remember to keep your post friendly and within the Dotabuff Code of Conduct

                                mr. rabbit

                                  i can still deny but for some reason the lane is always pushing towards the enemy

                                  or is this normal

                                  Jacked

                                    Lane equilibrium 101

                                    fx

                                      it's clemont here, I hacked fx's account Kappa
                                      u guys gonna battlecuck or nah?

                                      Chiwa

                                        Seatard tim is ded

                                        fx

                                          rip seatard stack

                                          evy

                                            How about not tanking the ranged creep when they're supposed to 1v1 like bws
                                            Oh wait

                                            evy

                                              I made some reminder to myself on how to control the equilibrium properly
                                              1. Stay fucking away from the lane creeps fighting each other to prevent fucking it up by tanking some hits randomly
                                              2. If you know these fucks are gonna push towards you, right click on them as much as possible when they're hitting your creep
                                              3. Only tank if you really have to (no more friendly creeps around)
                                              4. Try to compensate for every last hit by 2 deny right click, if they push you can manage it by step 2

                                              mr. rabbit

                                                i just remembered that my job as an offlaner is to mess up the lane equilibrium

                                                fx

                                                  I had a retard ogre who right click the creep until its low hp. I ask him why u do that? He answer isnt it obvious? I made the creep low enough for you to lh.
                                                  👏
                                                  -fx

                                                  This comment was edited
                                                  Jacked

                                                    Lul.

                                                    evy

                                                      I am 2k.

                                                      Chiwa

                                                        I am 3000.

                                                        BSJ. LGD

                                                          what tier did you guys play in

                                                          Chiwa

                                                            Let's gather 10 seatard and play 5v5 cm mode lobby!

                                                            fx

                                                              ^lets go

                                                              TELL YOUR GIRL TO WASH HE...

                                                                Oioioi u cucks playing without the van man ey?

                                                                evy

                                                                  Mister ant will play in few minutes

                                                                  fx

                                                                    Im drunk i buys sny instead of halberd on sven. Report razor nub shit

                                                                    meteor hammer

                                                                      ive never watched someone with an sny and thought "wow he won that teamfight because he has an sny" since 6.83

                                                                      fx

                                                                        I won teamfight because of that item even though i could do the same with halberd. Kited sven till 0 damage
                                                                        https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3271220061

                                                                        bearcat0611

                                                                          but sny travels viper has 446 ms and like 70% slow auto attacks

                                                                          bearcat0611

                                                                            but how could you kite him sven has sny too.

                                                                            meteor hammer

                                                                              i would never play sven without blink either no offense

                                                                              in my mind sven is about waiting for a good storm hammer and then killing 2-3 people during hammer duration

                                                                              fx

                                                                                ^nub cant play viper properly

                                                                                fx

                                                                                  My team is ont of the best team i met in solo q game. Thank god that fv want to hear at my advice and won a lot of teamfight due to him. I had es to help me kite sven and also sven could not kill me because i had bkb and had a higher ms and 2.5k++ hp so its not wise to jump me

                                                                                  bearcat0611

                                                                                    https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3267365607

                                                                                    I asked to play lina this game.

                                                                                    bearcat0611

                                                                                      also im sorry my 75% winrate viper doesn't understand what you mean.

                                                                                      fx

                                                                                        Feed weaver repory

                                                                                        bearcat0611

                                                                                          i laughed when someone mentioned disruptor as a weaver counter in that thread earlier.

                                                                                          fx

                                                                                            Nub try to 1vs1 my dis u cuck. Also you are 1k scrub haHAA krappa

                                                                                            fx

                                                                                              2in a row

                                                                                              fx

                                                                                                Again.