this random assortment of words is actually a post. Sadly, the profile picture makes much more sense to the brain than the actual post itself
To translate OP;
Cookies can die. But the idea of Cookies. The concept. The notion. Will never die. It will spread like cancer, engulfing the dota community in a wildfire of normal skill. OP is actually quite poetic
1. i didn't charge anyone anything, i'm poor as fuck.
2. dear god, the butchering of the english language
3. i told them they can either get coaching from me, or find some free coach on r/dota2tutor if they want to keep their 4k without feeding
4. there's like hundreds of thausands of 4k+ players, 10 accs in 4k won't make a difference.
5. i've made and played on so many 1-3k smurfs (my personal own accs) that calibrating 2ks into 4k would pretty much neutralize all the smurfing i did.
6. the skill of the players in those brackets(4k) won't be changed no matter how much the system gets inflated.
at least try to make it readable OP
edit: if you're gonna make an argument that real 4ks will lose because there's a 1-3k in their team, but remember 4ks also had to lose against me, making it equally unfair
aka fair
Cookie is actually a smart player. I even think that It would be better if he became a Developer. His dota IQ and idea are good and I think he can post a helpful dotabuff blog like kawaiisocks or skims do.
If you feel insulted by him, just ignore him.
This acc just talk about cookies . Actually now to many people do new acc for get 4k . Cause idea cookies . But a real player 4k be stress cause get team mate Mmr 4k highest but play 1k2k style .. player 2k want 4k for what ? Wanna show your mmr 4k to friend but play noob . So Stop do that player 2k want 4k . If you buyer I'd 4k you can't follow performance like 4k . That game sure lose cause you .
You're complaining about smurf account but isn't that account you're using a smurf account too? 20 games played...
I mean I kind of agree that 1-2k smurfing to 4k bracket is annoying or worse account buyer (if that's what you're talking about) but no one is going to take you seriously if you're using smurf account yourself. Start from yourself before worrying about others
Haha. Ok they are not horrible. u make some good points. But 1) u need a better mic, or just increase the audio of ur videos. 2) u need better structure. Ur English is incredibly long winded and u take very long to say a simple thing. 3) I saw ur coaching a 5k video it was kinda good. But at some points I felt like the stuff u were telling the guy was something 5ks definitely already know since a 1k player like myself already know. Like you don't talk enough about specifics and again u take very long to get to the point.
Having said all that u do make some really good points when u do get to it. And I see that u r trying. Keep it up I guess?
I don't take a salty nerd who has a "sexy girl" profile picture and trash English grammar seriously
Yeah whatever you lost 25 because of 1-3k MMR teammates? And I'm sure you'd tell 1000 MMR people to go fuck themselves and get good when they whine about their trash teammates who play like 2 digits,how ironic
"2k play like 4k mmr" true sht. Am six slotted by 20 mins and had 0/0/0 before then. Dont think 2k could pull that off, and worse he's my enemy :(
On the bright side i can learn how to farm from the replay.
@Scrublord
Think that guy did the cookie 600 LH 30 min challenge :P
20 min 6 slotted seems absurd but it's easier to do in a freefarming NS level (not saying it's easy tho)
You're not even a 4k. What are you complaining about? You must get out of that high skill shit bracket first before you complain.
ps: your games sucks dont play carry
< Make Browser Game < Post to Kongregate < Make money through ad whoring < Buy new gaming PC < Buy 6k mmr account in DotA
< Broadcast losing 5k mmr over the course of a week < Retire to tropical island with plastic sex doll wife < Win. < Smoke Cigar
melissa ur right he does sell to 2k trahses but they gona fall to 3k first 10 games all lose and 4k will never see them again ..
ps: COOKIE PLS GIVE THEM 4000 4100 MAX I DONT WANT TO BE PUT WITH SOME 2K RETARD IN GAME (IM RET TOO BUT NOT SO TRASH) I GOT 4300 PLS DONT
MY GOD THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD.... THANKSSSS DOTABUFF ROFLMAO Xd xADASAD
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To many 4k in matches play like 1k cause cookies . Calibrate my I'd to 4k ? That idea cookies want to help calibrated from 2k Mmr to 4k Mmr . Help but when u give your I'd , he do 4k n want charge money ! Now around 4k to many noob cause him ... he calibrated for what ? Want help ? Want money ? Or for fun ? People 2k help he went I talk about this but a real player 4k so annoying . 2k become 4k now . That idea cookies like a people buyer I'd ....