Can't agree with guy that says hates when team extends time on a loss , not trying to talk shit but that is some wussy shit , play until the end quiting is for losers just like quiting in real life is for losers.
1) When your practising bots as a sf and the bot actually steals your lane
2)People just right up spam ASD in chat and take all your lh's as a lane support,follow you into jungle and take your lh
3)When you realise the guy leading the team is only mid 4k
^When someone desperately ries to make themselves seem or look pro with bs tags and phrases like "Im 8k mmr miiralce ASD ASD ASD listen to me NOOBS"
Check their profile realised they only have 3k mmr
When people pick support heroes then refuse to support, and tell me I should support when I am playing mid.
When I'm playing a core and my support will try to take my lasthits
When the enemy is diving the tier 1 AND tier 2 to kill me and retards on my team dont know how to use a tp scroll
When people steal the courier mid-delivery
When im mid making an attempt to gank one of the side lanes and I require one of my teammates to engage because they have a stun/for whatever reason, despite giving them plenty of notice they do not react or make any attempt to gank because they are fucking braindead.
1. When I see 3-4 observer wards in stock.
This is absolutely maddening, especially when there is a hard support, or more than one support.
2. Seeing someone tell another person they are horrible at dota and they should uninstall, which is based ENTIRELY off of one game.
We all have bad games, we all lose, and we all miss arrows, hooks, etc. It happens. Dont be a shitstain to people.
3. Picking last, we have no support, and you pick a hard carry or other non-support. Worse, when you flame we dont have supports.
Yes, someone should have supported early in picks. Did they? No. So be a man, take the high road and do it. This is about winning %, not who is right and wrong in an argument.
4. Seeing someone who already knows their hero pick before the first round, knows what lane they want, AND wants last pick.
Screw you buddy. You cant have it all and be the only one. You shouldnt even know what you want to have unless your picking first or second. You counter pick, or tandem-pick as the rounds go by.
5. Clinkz, Riki, Bounty Hunter, Nyx Assassin, or lots of shadowblade heroes on enemy team. Team refuses to help buy detection.
I should not be the only one buying detection. This is a team effort.
@Androgynous
No. If I am hard carry or similar role, I am not doing the supports job. I farm for a reason. I am item dependent.
If a support (or two) refuses to buy wards, and lets them pile up to max stock, they are horrible supports, and should not play support.
If I am pudge, perhaps, because I need to ward occasionally. As AM or PA, no....just, no.
When I get carried to victory, despite trying my hardest to throw the game (View My Only Chen Game) (Kinda Recent)
When I see someone with either Standin.XXX or all that <font face> bullshit in their names. Almost 100% an asshat player.
When im trying to stack an ancient and someone comes and farm it
When i hear my team cry for midlane and die 0/5 before flaming the safelane for not ganking mid
When lina laguna a 20 hp hero, 20!
When i survive a teamfight and the team decide to have a ping fest with question mark filled in the chatbox
When i see lich eating up the creeps in offlane
When i realise i suck at the game
Oh and when someone has a cute asian PP and i havent fap for awhile, yeah.
when someone pick pudge mid and feed, or tusk feed. okay guys, time to watch jav
Buying Shadow Blade ONLY FOR ESCAPE!!11
even on unconventional heroes like Axe or Dazzle
when your teammate take the 3stack camp you work hard for and you're a carry...
Can't agree with guy that says hates when team extends time on a loss , not trying to talk shit but that is some wussy shit , play until the end quiting is for losers just like quiting in real life is for losers.
pudge picker BrokeBack
Teams in pubs that sacrifice starting gold to counter pick our whole lineup
1) When your practising bots as a sf and the bot actually steals your lane
2)People just right up spam ASD in chat and take all your lh's as a lane support,follow you into jungle and take your lh
3)When you realise the guy leading the team is only mid 4k
^When someone desperately ries to make themselves seem or look pro with bs tags and phrases like "Im 8k mmr miiralce ASD ASD ASD listen to me NOOBS"
Check their profile realised they only have 3k mmr
Lol there is one I forgot when your a support have 2-4 wards down and your crap cores get owned blaming you for lack of wards.
when someone steals the hero i wanted to pick ;-;
getting fucked with in person, oh in dota? getting fucked with over the internet
when i am taking a shit and then i realise there's no toilet paper left
When people pick support heroes then refuse to support, and tell me I should support when I am playing mid.
When I'm playing a core and my support will try to take my lasthits
When the enemy is diving the tier 1 AND tier 2 to kill me and retards on my team dont know how to use a tp scroll
When people steal the courier mid-delivery
When im mid making an attempt to gank one of the side lanes and I require one of my teammates to engage because they have a stun/for whatever reason, despite giving them plenty of notice they do not react or make any attempt to gank because they are fucking braindead.
1. When I see 3-4 observer wards in stock.
This is absolutely maddening, especially when there is a hard support, or more than one support.
2. Seeing someone tell another person they are horrible at dota and they should uninstall, which is based ENTIRELY off of one game.
We all have bad games, we all lose, and we all miss arrows, hooks, etc. It happens. Dont be a shitstain to people.
3. Picking last, we have no support, and you pick a hard carry or other non-support. Worse, when you flame we dont have supports.
Yes, someone should have supported early in picks. Did they? No. So be a man, take the high road and do it. This is about winning %, not who is right and wrong in an argument.
4. Seeing someone who already knows their hero pick before the first round, knows what lane they want, AND wants last pick.
Screw you buddy. You cant have it all and be the only one. You shouldnt even know what you want to have unless your picking first or second. You counter pick, or tandem-pick as the rounds go by.
5. Clinkz, Riki, Bounty Hunter, Nyx Assassin, or lots of shadowblade heroes on enemy team. Team refuses to help buy detection.
I should not be the only one buying detection. This is a team effort.
6. "mid or feed, ty"
Uninstall please
"1. When I see 3-4 observer wards in stock."
buy them yourself then.
supports that pull when the wave is already near the safety of your own tower
People that just HAVE to argue with their teammate instead of muting them.
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@Androgynous
No. If I am hard carry or similar role, I am not doing the supports job. I farm for a reason. I am item dependent.
If a support (or two) refuses to buy wards, and lets them pile up to max stock, they are horrible supports, and should not play support.
If I am pudge, perhaps, because I need to ward occasionally. As AM or PA, no....just, no.